Dear anyone who is reading this,

My studies have shown that you may or may not be a whore. It is contagious. Seek help. I suggest reading fanfiction by me or my beautiful muse Oyster Boy, not dark like me, regular type. homestarrunner.com is a particularly potent treatment. Specifically Teen Girl Squad.

Love,

Dark Oyster Boy

P.S. Oyster Boy is my muse. And the best person ever invented.

P.P.S. Life is too short to spend unhappy. Put on your dancing shoes and smile. 

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1. The Trend » reviews

It seems that a terrible trend is sweeping through Degrassi Community School! Every one seems to be doing it and no one knows how to stop! Can they be saved before it's too late?

Degrassi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 9-3-04 - Published: 8-20-04

2. Craig You're a Communist! » reviews

Craig is on the rebound...with Kendra Mason? With a little help from his best friend Marco, Craig just might come out ahead...

Degrassi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-24-04 - Published: 7-24-04