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If you've made it this far I'm assuming you'd like to get to know me a little. Here are some things to understand;
a.) likes
-Snakes, snails, and puppy dog tails.
-Good, long wordy books (ie: Fahrenheit 451)
-Music with creative lyrics and varied genres (ie: Lucy in the sky with diamonds, Champagne Supernova, etc)
-People who embrace my 'alter ego' ((explained later))
-Making weird noises
- random comments
-Funny movies
-green skin!
-((most likely more to come))
b.) Dislikes
-hmmmmm?
Basically, I'm a pretty easy to please character. Gimme a guitar, some swing dancing, or my best friends, and we've got a party. I love sledding parties, the jitter bug, good books and being in the right place at the right time.
I'm also easily pleased by a trip to Barnes&Nobles (when I'm not working there) or our overly charging movie theater or our locally owned petshop.
Swimming I adore. I love taking a dip in the local lakes and ponds... Unless I've just watched Jaws. Then there's not even a swimming pool I'll dip a toe in.
I don't appreciate being stuck with a bunch of head-in-arse idiots who can only glare down their noses and make comments behind eachother's back. That's no fun. I find it very disturbing how little stock people put in friendships these days. Which is why I often hate school.
I enjoy drama. It's a wonderful way to meet amazing people. I've been in a couple plays. Oh too fun. I like being stage crew too, when I get the chance.
Regarding my name: Alexandra P. Useless
I originally created the name 'Alexandra P. Useless' as a pen name to mirror the rather flattering name, 'Alexander the Great'. I boldly stuck it onto little drabbles and essays and internet forums, spreading my creation like neon paint, leaving my path.
It was kind of cool.
But now, as I look back on things in the here and now, it's kind of like... Hem hem hem...
Well see I've discovered that I, like many people, have more than one face. The two most prominent ones are rather hard to sort out. They're so tangled together I can't always tell the difference or who's responsible for my actions.
One is quiet and laid back, most of the time. She often allows things to be done she objects strongly to, will verbally agree on a subject she's secretly against, or refrain from entertaining the urges to do something out of the norm.
The second one is louder and more upbeat. Perfectly willing to speak her mind about a situation or subject, even when it's clearly not a wise choice to do so. This face is the one that yields to the urges to do what the first face is too timid to do.
The first of the two can be identified by my real name. The person I am on a regular basis, when I can be.
The second is the one I've come to now know as Alexandra P. Useless. The reckless, wild ego that allows me to do the things I'm often too timid to do.
It's rare for either face to become entirely domminant, fortunately, and the two usually just ballance eachother out. There are times, however, that Useless escapes and helps to earn my the reputation most of my classmates have assigned me (crazy, unstable) - though most remain affectionately tollerant.
So that's me in a nutshell...
-'tis all or now!
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