I am Evil World Leader. Fear Me. Read My Stories. Laugh so hard you wet yourself. Once you are done, start again. Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Stats
Height: 20 feet tall and still growing!
Eye Color: The Whites of my eyes are black. The Irises of my eyes are black. The Pupils of my eyes are red and very small.
Hair Color: White
Hairdo: Sort of a Yami-Marik meets Sugoroku Motou.
Powers:
Conjuring (I can make anything I want...)
Transformation (I can turn into anything I want...)
Teleportation (I can go anywhere I want...)
Immortality (I can't die, even if I want to...)
Instant Regeneration/Healing (I can heal myself instantly after any injury...)
Super Strength (need I say more?)
Flesh To Stone, vice-versa (I can turn people to stone and then back)
The Ability To Create Really Stupid Items That Will Probably Only Be Used Once In A While (for an example of this, see TitanGhost's inventory)
Weaknesses:
I have an allergy to anchovy-and-beef-jerky pizza.
Whenever I see any nudity, my eyes will rupture and bleed for hours.
I cannot tell a lie... (I'm lying about this...)
Fave Shows:
Yu-Gi-Oh!
Teen Titans
Keroro Gunso
Anime in General
Fave Characters:
Anyone evil
Anyone who goes, "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... ha..."
Fave Quotes
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NUDE ALIEN AND HALF-DEMON! IT BURNS! (eyes bleed)" Evil World Leader, upon seeing a pornographic e-mail involving StarFire and Raven. Eugh!
"I like cows. MOO!" Star Taro
"Dragon of the Darkness Flame!" InuGhost
"Somebody please shut him up." Sash
"I'll never forgive you! I forgive you." Varn
"Sgt. Kerero: HOW COULD YOU COMPARE ME TO THAT OVEREATING ECTOPLASMIC IDIOT! THAT'S IT- THIS SEARGENT HAS HAD IT! (leaps at Natsumi, weilding a vacuum cleaner hose)
Fuyuki: (uses the Kero Ball to electrocute Sgt. Kerero)
Sgt. Kerero: (falls to the ground) AAAAAAA! Venkman..."
-Sgt. Kerero, Fuyuki, and Natsumi from SGT FROG (or KERORO GUNSO in Japan)
"The Darwin Awards. Improving the Human Gene Pool, One Idiot at a Time."
-InuGhost
Biggest Lies I've ever heard
"I'm not gay!" -Private Tamama
"I am NOT afraid of women!" -Evil World Leader
"I am NOT afraid of women's boobs!" -Evil World Leader
"I am NOT afraid of Mindy!" -Evil World Leader
"Uhh... I didn't do it!" -Evil World Leader
"Uhh... Evil World Leader, Evil World Leader... Never heard of him..." - Evil World Leader
Submitted for your approval, here is a lie from Vinnie the geek:
Dude,
I am such an idiot! I was famous after I won the 1986 world series for the Mets, but then the Daily News outed me as a male lesbian, so now I am sending stupid e-mails to some guy who calls himself Evil World Leader
PLEASE SUPPLY ME WITH MORE LIES!
If you do not, I will have to leave this one up. I plan on changing the submitted lie every week, but I cannot unless a person submits a new one! If you have a really big lie that you're not afraid to tell me, please E-mail me with your lie so I can post it here.
Things I intensely dislike:
Stories where Raven and Starfire are gay together.
Stories where Beast Boy, Cyborg, Robin, or any other guy are gay together.
Stories where Robin is gay with Slade.
Stories where Raven commits suicide, or is a self-mutilator.
Uppity jerks that won't allow a guy to write a story in script format.
Just so you know...
I am writing a series of one-shots in which the things I hate will be spoofed. The main point is, THEY ARE ONE-SHOTS, EXCEPT FOR GENNARO! Yes, Gennaro is a spoof, too. I will not write more chapters for them! Also, I am in the process of making... (bom-bom-bom) A WEB CARTOON! It will be posted on my website, www.freewebs.com/evilworldleader. I hope you enjoy it. It's under Evil World Leader E-mail.
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