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Author has written 25 stories for Smallville, Dukes of Hazzard, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Monk, Bible, and National Treasure.

Oh, just a note about the polls, (cause I'm honest like that.) but any question I ask, I already know the answer to, I'm just wondering what everyone else's opinion is, that's all.

Favorite couples:

Harry Potter:
Luna/Neville
Fred/Angelina
George/Jamie (An original character I made up for my What if Lily lived story)
Bill/Fleur
Teddy/Victorie
Remus/Tonks
Harry/Hermione
Jamie/Blaise (Again, Jamie is an original character that I made up for my what if Lily lived story.)
Ron/Luna

Favorite Quotes:
Dukes of Hazzard
Luke Daisy you ought to be ashamed of yourself! Now, didn't Uncle Jesse tell you to hang them unmentionables out of sight, down in the root cellar?
Daisy Hey Enos! You see anything wrong with what I'm doing?
Enos Sure don't Daisy
Luke Whatever happened to modesty?

Luke:Daisy! I told you to quite that!
DaisyWell, Uncle Jesse never said anything about bikini's Luke
Luke: That girl aint got an ounce of shame. Close your eyes Enos
Enos : Do I have to Luke? I mean, I just won't look over that way

Daisy: Enos, we'll have to stop meeting like this. People are gonna talk.
Enos: Shucks Daisy. I thought you were Bo and Luke.
Daisy: Enos, don't you know the difference between boys and girls.
Enos: (mutters) I know there's a difference...

Rosco: Daisy Duke! I thought you were Bo.
Daisy: Rosco, if you can't tell the difference between me and Bo, either you're losing your eyesight or I'm losing my figure.
Enos: Shucks Daisy, you ain't losing nothin' and I got 20-20 vision!

Favorite quotes from camp:

"We ate mushrooms earlier today," My "Shroom sisters" to a leader
"Did you wash them?"-Leader
"They were already clean,"-us
"Do you girls know how to tell the difference between poisonous ones and non poisonous ones?"
-Uncomfortable silence-
”Guess we’ll know by morning.”

“Uno!”
"You have two cards left!"
"Oh, crap!"

At night: "gasp What was that?"-
"The ghost of Brittany Spears reputation."

"Hit me baby one more time!"
"If you're not careful, I will."

I wish those girls in the next cabin would shut up, I'm trying to sleep. Someone should slap a shoe against their cabin wall, that might make them be quiet." THWAK! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . giggle from the next cabin "Nope, didn't work...We should torch their cabin, that'll make them shut up
"Then they'll have to sleep in our cabin Smart one"

98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs.

Yeah, I'm nuts

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho
e.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I (used to) hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (for the record we go to different universities at different ends of the country, and we still keep in touch!)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST have more than one MOTHER.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.( Change it to Only Girl and you've got me, people think that just because I'm the only girl in the family that means I'm spoiled.)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I Don't DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm a LESBIAN so i Must burn in hell
I have a SPEECH impediment and talk FUNNY so I MUST be a retarded person

Wow, 40 out of over 100.

Yeah, for the record I hate stereotypes, if you have any more, PM them to me and I'll add them to the list! If you want, steal the list from me and put it in your profile, just bold the ones that apply to you!

Future stories:

Harry Potter: What if Lily lived Years Four, Five, Six and Seven.

How I Met Your Mother (unamed) : Barney finds out he has a sister, she comes to live with him and meets the gang, how will she affect the gang and will she help Ted find "the one?"

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1. What if Lily Lived? Year Three » reviews
Harry and Jamie are finally at Hogwarts together! Will Peter ever be captured? What friends will Jamie make? How will Harry act around the girl he likes? Third in a series of seven. Check my profile for first two stories. Chapter nineteen is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,092 - Reviews: 197 - Updated: 11-29-09 - Published: 3-17-09 - Harry P. & OC
2. The Rock Polisher reviews
A couple of one-shots about Benjy, Adrian and the rock polisher Benjy got for his birthday.
Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-14-09 - Adrian M.
3. Lydia Gates and the Templar Treasure » reviews
What if Ben had a daughter that accompanied him on the Quest to find the Templar treasure? Lydia Emmaline Gates comes along with her father while he searches for the Templar Treasure. Rated T to be safe. Chapter 3 is up!
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-13-09 - Published: 8-3-09 - Ben G.
4. Missing Scenes from What if Lily Lived? » reviews
Yeah, the title says it all. WARNING: Mention of Sexual abuse in the first chapter. Missing scenes from my What if Lily Lived Series, link to the series in my profile. Chapter two up! Chocolate Frogs
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-20-09 - Published: 4-2-09 - Harry P. & OC
5. What if Lily Lived: Year Two » reviews
The second part of my What if Lily Lived series. Harry is a second year now, can Lily and Jamie help him through this year? If you haven't read the first one, go read it. Characters are a little OOC. Preview for Year Three is up! Story is finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,555 - Reviews: 252 - Updated: 3-17-09 - Published: 8-11-08 - Harry P. & OC
6. Daisy Duke Strate » reviews
What happened after Daisy and Enos were married? Was it all fun and games? or did hard times ensue? The sequal to my story Didn't Have Time. Chapter 6 is up!
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,605 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-18-09 - Published: 7-28-07
7. Helping reviews
Before her earlthy life, a little spirit helped her brother, but when she needs help will she get it?
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-15-08 - Complete
8. Damage Control reviews
Severus Snape talks to his house after Gryffindor wins the House Cup in Sorcerers Stone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-2-08 - Severus S. - Complete
9. Enough reviews
A drabble about Sevrus finally having enough of his father.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-17-08 - Severus S. & Tobias S. - Complete
10. What if Lily lived? Year One » reviews
An Alternative Universe fiction where Lily lives and is able to raise Harry. Year Two notice is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,516 - Reviews: 278 - Updated: 9-13-08 - Published: 11-11-07 - Harry P. & OC - Complete
11. I Miss Him » reviews
A short piece of Sharona's thoughts, my first story in first person. Chapter Two is up, it's from Benjy's point of view.
Monk - Rated: K+ - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-11-08 - Published: 8-10-08
12. Because I love you reviews
Edmund and Aslan talk, and Edmund finds out about the sacrifice Aslan made for him.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-22-08 - Aslan & Edmund Pevensie - Complete
13. Kiss it Better » reviews
This is a story that focouses on the three Duke cousins and a time when they needed Uncle Jesse to kiss it better. Chapter 4 is FINALLY up!
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 1-5-08 - Published: 4-25-07
14. Leaving » reviews
A Tonks and Remus fanfic, don't read if you haven't read Deathly Hallows, there are spoilers in this story! T Rating is for a later chapter, most of this is K
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-5-07 - Published: 7-28-07 - N. Tonks & Remus L.
15. Didn't have time » reviews
Daisy raises her daughter Jenna, until Jenna is 5 and Daisy goes back to Hazzard to visit Uncle Jesse when he falls ill. Based on the Terri Clark song Didn't have time. Complete!
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,663 - Reviews: 150 - Updated: 3-28-07 - Published: 6-6-06 - Complete
16. First Crush » reviews
In my story Didn’t Have Time, I mentioned that Daisy fell in love with Enos when she was about 5 years old. This is how she fell in love with him.
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-29-06 - Published: 12-15-06
17. Trick or Treating reviews
In my multi chapter fan fic, Didn't have time, I mentioned that one Halloween Bo and Luke had the chicken pox and couldn't go trick or treating. Here's what happened when Daisy went trick or treating for them.
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-12-06 - Complete
18. After Mommy Left » reviews
This is what I think happened the first night after Chloe’s mom left and later, please read and review!
Smallville - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-14-06 - Published: 4-4-05 - Chloe S.
19. From Met U with Love » reviews
How did Martha and Jonathan meet? this is what I think happened, a multi chapter fic. Chapters 6 through 8 up!
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,795 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-16-06 - Published: 10-31-05 - Martha K. & Jonathan K.
20. Midnight Chat reviews
Martha and Jonathan have a conversation about the baby in season 2
Smallville - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-30-06 - Martha K. & Jonathan K. - Complete
21. No Place That Far reviews
A one shot fic, set at the beginning of season 4
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-30-05 - Martha K. & Jonathan K. - Complete
22. Tulips reviews
a missing scene between seasons three and four with Martha. one shot fic!
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-7-05 - Martha K. - Complete
23. Little Moments like that reviews
Some things I think happened during Martha and Jonathan’s early marriage, PreClark.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-5-05 - Martha K. & Jonathan K. - Complete
24. Still Beating reviews
A missing scene from Blank, what I thought happened to Martha and Jonathan in Metropolis.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-4-05 - Martha K. & Jonathan K. - Complete
25. You're Still the One reviews
At the end of Spirit, I was feeling a bit gypped because there was about 2 seconds worth of screen time with Martha and Jonathan dancing. This my dance scene.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-4-05 - Martha K. & Jonathan K. - Complete
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