About Us

Name: Sarah
Birth Date: 9-25-90
Religion: Buddhism
Favorite Anime: Dragonball Z, InuYasha, and Chrno Crusade
Stories: The Everbinding Tales, Reflections, The Confusing Tales, Guys and Dolls, Lost Hope, I Really Hate You Sometimes, Chocolate is a Girl's Best Friend, A Guide to Writing Bionicle FanFiction, Helium, Don't Worry You'll Show Them, Sandcastles are Cool, Feild of Innocence, Lost Hope, How the Jester got His Name
Extra: Hi, the name's Sarah. I am the main author of all the whoohoo you see, but I edit a lot more of what you don't see (reports, shortstories, et cetera). I am very chaotic in life, so often I write at night and early in the morning. I am currently in my school's color guard for the marching band, so I really don't have a life of my own. I do a lot of theatre to keep my fit (theatre is an amazing way to get excersize) and I play DDR (fun game... until you twist your ankle). In a year, I will be heading off to college and leaving behind my youth. I don't own my soul (band does), so I'm pretty heartless and cruel in real life, even on a good day. I will BetaRead for anyone, so don't be shy. And... yeah.
Quote: “One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.” A. A. Milne.

Name: Brooks
Birth Date: 6-5-91
Religion: Atheism
Favorite Anime: FAKE, Yami no Matsuei
Stories: Reflections (contributed to The Everbinding Tales by separating battle scenes), Guys and Dolls, Nine Days of Horror, Widget Quest
Extra: I've been asked this and, yes, I, Brooks, am a homosexual. I'm not in band, but I am in choir (how met Sarah). I'm a procrastinator and I am NOT the best speller out there. I have to have a reason behind everything and I don't like being spontaneous. I am literally the nerd (all honors courses!) and I have the glasses to prove it!
Quote: “Perhaps the most important thing we can undertake toward the reduction of fear is to make it easier for people to accept themselves, to like themselves.” Bonaro W. Overstreet.

Name: Kirsten
Birth Date: 1-13-92
Religion: Lutheran
Favorite Anime: Rave Master, Tokyo Mew Mew, Dragonball GT
Stories: The Everbinding Tales, The Confusing Tales, Guys and Dolls
Extra: Gosh, what to say? I'm Kirsten, not Kristin, Kirsten... people call me Kira though. I mainly read over everyone's stuff to make sure it make sense before handing it over to Sarah. Yes, Sarah is crazy bitch (she has a nice side once and a while). I'm plannin on writing something here soon, so watch out for it!
Quote: "Love is special, so take a chance and dive into it." Fortune cookie.

Jaa mata, Amy-chan!

Story Ideas:

-Wonderlandia!: This is one of those "DON'T ASK" kind of stories.

-Kakkoii! Con: I've been wanting to write something that I could let the otaku in me out for two years now. This idea passed through us last year and is currently in the preproduction stage (meaning characters are being chosen and whatnot). "Kakkoii" means "cool."

-White Wanton: A two-shot about Kopaka... all that's going to be said.

-Eloquence: Basic Toa travels to human world plot.

-Avenue Q: Ever hear "The Internet is for Porn"? Delightful musical. It's possible.

Working on:

-The Confusing Tale (Chapter 14)

-The Everbinding Tales: Edit (Chapter 3)

-Lost Hope (Chapter 5)

-A Guide to Writing Bionicle FanFiction (Chapter 4)

-The Inn of the Three Sisters (Chapter 4)

-Reflections (Chapter 7)

-Missing (Chapter 2)

-Kakkoi! Con, Year 1 (Chapter 2)

Links:

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Quotes

Kirsten: Boobies!
Kaji: What?
Kirsten: Sarah's got big boobies!
Sarah: She acts as if that new news.

Kira: (talking about Twlight) So, are you Team Edawrd or Team Jacob?
Sarah: Which one's the vampire?
Kira: Eddy-bear!
Sarah: Team Jacob.
Kira: What?!
Sarah: I really don't care, I just wanted to make you mad.
Kira: Gr!

Gir: I'm gonna sing the doom song now. Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doomie doomie doomie doomie doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doomie doomie doomie doomie doomie doomie doomie doom doom doom doom doom doom- the end! (Invader Zim)

Gir: I want to be a mongoose! (Invader Zim)

Caboose: You mean Blue vs. Red. Nobody says Red vs. Blue, it sounds stupid when you say it backwards. (Red vs. Blue)

Caboose: Time line? Time isn't made of lines. It's made of circles. That is why clocks are round! (Red vs. Blue)

Donut: It isn't pink! It's lightish red. (Red vs. Blue)

O'Malley: I will devour their hearts and crap out their souls! They will all taste oblivion! Which tastes just like Red Bull... Which is disgusting. (Red vs. Blue)

Lopez drives up in a new jeep
Simmons: Shotgun.
Grif: Shotgun... Fuck!
Sarge: May I introduce, our new Light-Reconnaissance vehicle. (Rotating around the new jeep) It has 4-inch Armor Plating; Mag... Bumper Suspension; a mounted machine gunner position, and total seating for three. Gentlemen! This is the M12 LRV! I like to call it the 'Warthog'.
Simmons: Why 'Warthog,' Sir?
Sarge: Because 'M12 LRV' is too hard to say in conversation, son.
Grif: No, but, why 'Warthog'? I mean, it doesn't look like a pig...
Sarge: Say that again?
Grif: I think it looks more like a Puma.
Sarge: What in Sam Hell is a 'Puma'? (Red vs. Blue)

Doc: I'm a pacifist.
Caboose: You're a thing that babies suck on...
Tucker: No, dude, that's a pedophile.
Church: Tucker, I think he means a pacifier.
Tucker: Oh yeah, right. Man I was... totally thinking about somethin' else.
Church: That’s real classy, Tucker. (Red vs. Blue)

Church: Ok, Doc. I need you to get over to Caboose's position and help him shore up a defense.
DuFresne: My name's not Doc. It's DuFresne.
Church: Yeah, I can't pronounce that. So from now on, your name is Doc.
DuFresne: I dunno if I'm comfortable with that. I'm a medic, not a doctor.
Tucker: What's the difference?
DuFresne: Well, a doctor cures people. A medic just helps people feel more comfortable... while they die.
Tucker: Mental Note: Don't ever get shot. (Red vs. Blue)

Grif is forced to say this after the blues requested reds to admit that they suck
Grif: I would just like to let everyone know that I suck...
Church: And?
Grif: And that I'm a girl...
Church: What else?
Grif: ... and I like ribbons in my hair ... and I want to kiss all the boys...
Sarge: This may be the best surrender of all time. (Red vs. Blue)

Tucker: Ha Ha Ha! Some slimy toothed monster scared the crap outta Church!
Tex: It didn't scare the crap out of him, it scared the SOUL out of him.
Tucker: Oh, it's Chruch. What's the difference? His soul is made out of crap! (to Church) Stupid crap for soul...
Church: For all I know, he's in there chewin' on my body right now.
Tex: Well, then let's go get this big thing of yours!
Tucker: Bow Chicka Bow Wow!
Tex: Oh, shut up!
Church: Shut up, Tucker.
Tucker: Somebody call for a really hairy plumber? Bow Chicka Bow Wow!
Church: Tucker! Shut up!
Tucker: I came here to lay some pipe. (quickly) Bow Chicka Bow Wow!
Church: Tucker!
Tucker: So I hear you got sisters, Bow Chicka- who are twins, Bow Wow!
Church: Shut up.
Tucker: Hey, are you a model or famous actress? Bow Chicka Bow Wow!
Church: Shut up!
Tucker: Bow chickachicka bow wow chickachicka bow wow etc.
Church: (while Tucker is saying last) Shut up. Shut up. Shut UP! (Red vs. Blue)

Caboose: Ok, so, um, Tucker is the fighter, Crunchbite is the healer and I am the powerful...and intelligent wizard.Mophumax.
Andy: What the hell does that make me?
Caboose: You're the good-looking and stealthy archer.
Andy: A bow and arrow? I don't have any arms you frickin' moron!
Caboose: That is what makes you so stealthy. turns away from Andy This is going to be the best party ever.
Tucker: I'm gonna fuckin' die. (Red vs. Blue)

Sister: Hey.
Tucker: What's up, Sis? What'd you and Tex talk about?
Sister: Uh, she was just talking about everyone here, how you're all idiots and jerks, but you guys are her idiots and jerks, that if I tried to become more popular than her she would talk about me behind my back and turn everyone against me, and then I would cry and everybody would hate me. You know, girl stuff!
Tucker: Cool. Oh hey, speaking of girl stuff, this is Doc.
Sister: Hi!
Doc: Uh, hello, nice to meet you, I'm the medic, and if it's all right with you I need to give you a quick physical examination. Do you want to come in the base where you might feel more comfortable taking off all your clothes?
Sister: Sure. Lead the way. See ya, Tucker.
Tucker: ...What the fuck just happened? (Red vs. Blue)

Grif: yelling PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON! What's the one thing I told you?! Don't embarrass the family!
Simmons: I don't think she's embarrassing it - Whoa! Why is she doing splits?
Sarge: Huh, is this that Facebook thing I keep hearing about?
Simmons: Does this thing take dollar bills?
Grif: Come on! That's my sister! And you're looking at her naked!
Simmons: So? She's not our sister.
Grif: Stop looking at her!
Simmons: Why does Donut get to look?
Donut: Hey! Why does the Blue base get so much more natural light than ours? It gives the interior a much more airy and open feeling.
Grif: That's why Donut gets to look.
Sarge: frustrated Oh, look, she is putting her armor back on!... Oh, I mean changes tone Oh, look! she is putting her armor back on. Good work, soldier!
Grif: Don't patronize me.
Simmons: It looks like the Blues are having some kind of meeting.
Sarge: What? I knew it. They're coming to attack our base. Dirty back stabbers!
Donut: I thought the Blues were supposed to attack our base.
Sarge: Dirty front stabbers!
Sarge: Simmons! What are they saying?
Simmons: I have no idea. I can't find the volume on this monitor. Without any sound, it just looks like a bunch of helmets bobbing up and down.
Sarge: Is that how they talk? They look ridiculous. (Red vs. Blue)

December 29, 2008
I decided that it's time to get a new laptop. I'm also working on Kakkoii! Con, so expect it to come out any day now.