Smerby
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since: 07-12-04, id: 630333, Profile Updated: 05-04-12
country: USA
Author has written 23 stories for Harry Potter.

I love desk. I love lamp. I ate a big red candle. Formerly known as "Brick Retarded Weatherman."


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I blog or some shit: http://smergasbored.blogspot.com


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I also write Snape & Hermione stuff occasionally (WHAT, SURPRISED? FUCK YOU. Just kidding...but really): http://ashwinder.sycophanthex.com/viewuser.php?uid=2322


1. Interview with a Death Eater » reviews
An interview with imprisoned Death Eater, Severus Snape, leads to some unexpected discoveries.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,902 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 10-17-12 - Published: 5-1-12 - Severus S. & Hermione G.
2. What? reviews
Who?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-21-10 - Complete
3. I, Alone reviews
Everyday, he feels the heavy burden of his past, present, and future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-20-10 - Peeves - Complete
4. Killing Ginny Weasley or Killing Her Not So Softly reviews
Harry Potter does not like Ginny Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 6-29-08 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
5. Ahoy! reviews
Harry Potter meets some pirates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-1-08 - Harry P. - Complete
6. Moose reviews
Harry Potter is a moose.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-5-08 - Harry P. - Complete
7. The Crux of the Matter reviews
Hermione develops a certain problem. Harry has a problem with this problem. Together, this makes a problem for Voldemort. Do you have a problem with this?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-21-07 - Hermione G. - Complete
8. The Final Battle reviews
A rather sloppy possible ending to Deathly Hallows. All about the power of love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-15-07 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete
9. Minnie Sue reviews
A pants ripping parody of MarySues... but with a different approach! Happy Crimbo, KP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-24-06 - Complete
10. Debauched, Dissipated, and Dissolute reviews
A lighthearted parody of the concept of Hermione's first time. Throughout the world of fanfiction, Hermione has lost it to just about everyone... except, maybe, a few in this story!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-3-06 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete
11. That Flighty Temptress, Adventure reviews
A portion of Chapter 4 of Half-Blood Prince that we didn't see! Some consider this my most disgusting story. DO YOU DARE?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-18-06 - Harry P. & Albus D. - Complete
12. Harry Potter and the Average Asian » reviews
The worst parody ever written! Includes a mysterious exchange student, snogging, a new enemy... oh, and rice! Essentially just one big, long... inside joke. Story is now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,497 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12-30-05 - Published: 7-14-04 - Harry P. & OC - Complete
13. Oh, Canada! reviews
Harry is a little upset. A Songfic... but a songfic PARODY. Written to the same titled song by Five Iron Frenzy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-25-05 - Harry P. - Complete
14. Hairy Potter reviews
This is the worst story you will ever read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 6-14-05 - Harry P. & Oliver W. - Complete
15. The Half Blood Prince reviews
A short little ficlet on who the Half-Blood Prince might have been. Written pre-HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-30-05 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete
16. H is for Hogwarts reviews
Having a tough time remembering characters? Or who did what, and how they did it? Read this piece which was nominated for a Pulitzer prize AND an Oscar!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-25-04 - Complete
17. To Love a Hooded Snake reviews
Written solely to be the result for "Voldemort/Argus F." searches.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 10-30-04 - Voldemort & Argus F. - Complete
18. Hogwarts Fun? reviews
This site makes their rules, and I break them in the name of ART.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-4-04 - Complete
19. Love Birds reviews
Their love was one so forbidden, one so unseen... Did anyone believe these two would ever make it together?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-26-04 - Complete
20. Who Are You Again? reviews
A parody of the absurd use of nicknames in Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 8-24-04 - Complete
21. A Night to Remember reviews
It was an impossible love. A forbidden love. A passion filled affair. Can romance survive? One shot. So give it your best shot... and read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-24-04 - Dobby & Winky - Complete
22. Deja Vu reviews
An unfortunate incident with a timeturner causes Hermione to live the same day repeatedly. THIS STORY IS NEVER GETTING FINISHED BECAUSE APPARENTLY THIS BECAME A COMMON FANFIC TROPE AND I DON'T REMEMBER WHERE I WAS GOING WITH IT I'M ABOUT TO GET CUT-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-17-04 - Hermione G.
23. Harry Potter and the Parody To End All Parodies » reviews
Parodies have been done to death. But what's one more? R&R and you'll get lots of slashy goodness! Or not. Take a gander, if you will. Story is complete as is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-8-04 - Published: 8-1-04 - Complete