5 May:
Well, the second term of school has begun. And SHOCKHORROR, my teachers are expecting for me to do WORK!
And we also have the annual school ball, YAY!
And scholarship is starting (ew).
But I digress. What I mean to say is right now I'm bogged down a little in school work, but I'll be okay, I swear! (My policy on homework is to NEVER spend more than an hour a night working on school shit. It works. Try it!) As usual, my schoolwork is low-priority until October. Maybe sooner, seeing as I have university stuff to sift through -.-
But anyway, what I mean to say is that I might be a little slower to update recently, and I'm also working on new fic. I haven't forgotten, I swear xD But writing a brand new fic requires at least a mandatory four to six hours shouting and swearing at the computer screen until I churn out that first chapter.
I suck.
23 March:
Wow.
Well, that's it, duckies. Control II is done and dusted. I'll never be able to write that universe ever again.
Part of me is crying inside, part of me is screaming for part three, part of me is overjoyed that it's all over, and part of me is just numb because it hasn't sunken in yet.
The biggest part is the numb bit. Closely followed by the part that's crying.
God I sound so fucking emo -.-
But hey. You know what this all means, right?
NEW FIC TIME!
Stand by for more news, as it comes to light.
1 December:
WOOHOO BITCHES!!
BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER!
Well, back anyways.
GOD, that practically killed me... by mid-November, I was all twitchy-like and crap. but OH WELL.
Stand by for updating as I write as much as I can to try and compensate for my massive abscence... -.-
10 October:
Um yeah, if you read anything of mine, please read this:
I have to back down from writing.
Not forever, HELL NO! But right now, I have a LOT on my plate, the majority of it being school. I knew from day one when I took my advanced classes in school that keeping up was going to be a major struggle. And throughout the year, it kinda suffered. I cut out a lot of revision time throughout the year to write, and my marks in those mid-year exams suffered. For those of you who don't write, or don't put a lot of effort into their work, it's impossible really, to comprehend how much work an authoress has to do to produce a chapter. Thinking everything up, writing basic outlines, writing extended outlines, writing the actual chapter, rewriting parts I don't like, then editing it takes around ten hours at the least. And when you're trying to do that three times every two or three weeks, something has to suffer. My social life has suffered. My schoolwork has suffered. And I know this is making me sound like some sort of spoiled brat, and I'm sorry for that, but, although this isn't my last year in school, year 12 marks (Eleventh grade) are the ones that get sent off for university. And I am absolutely determined to go.
Because I live in the Southern Hemisphere, my summer is December/January/February. And so therefore, my end of year exams are mid to end november. That's only a month and a little bit away. And on top of that, I have important projects that have to be completed to the highest possible standard if I want any kind of excellence awards in the end of the year. And I know it's really unlike me to care so much about school right now, but I have hopes and dreams of taking English and writing courses at university and getting my stuff published in real novels. But to do that, I have to get there. And that means doing really well this year. But because I'm doing so much this year, there is a bit of a silver lining.
Next year is going to be the worlds biggest doddle. I'm going to be taking two, maybe three classes, which are only there to get me my credits. That means no class projects, no study, barely any exams, no homework... I'm going to have a lot of free time for writing, I swear.
And until then, I do have a three month holiday. And because my family all live about 20 miles from me, we're not going to be going anywhere. And I swear that I will throw myself head-first into writing, no matter what it takes. In fact, it's my goal to have a completely new series of fanfictions by the time I start my final year of school. And that's a big goal, well, to me, anyway.
If you have managed to read this whole rant, I commend you. And thank you for hopefully understanding and not getting TOO angry with me for calling this hiatus. I promise everyone that I will never EVER EVER leave my fics without finishing them. In fact, I don't see myself leaving YGO fanfiction for another year or so, at least.
See you all in December!
-LANA !
I see you have happened to have stumbled across my personal profile. GET OFFA MY PROPERTY! -brandishes gun- Muaha!
Nah, nah, JKZZZZZZ. XD Everyone except yaoi haters are perfectly welcome here. Come in, pull up a seat, make yourself at home, and take a few minutes to read and review some of my work. ( I stress the 'review' part. XD) Let's see... Profile stuff, profile stuff.. Better start with the basics, I guess.
Name: Lana. MUAHAHA
Age: Sixteen! YEY!
Occupation:Student. I also have a part-time job at a supermarket, Pak N Slave. Yes, I am that sad.
Location:New Zealand. Why are there no other Ryou fans in New Zealand? I feel so alone...
Sex: Yes please! Hehehehe.
Gender: -looks down- Yep, female!
Obsession: Couldn't be Ryou could it? -looks over fics- Nah... Course not! OMG IM LYKE DA BIGGEST JOU FAN EVA!
Joking.
Appearance: Bleh. ALBINO! I wish.
Favourite Pairing: -looks over fics again- Tendershipping? No! Of course not! Silly you for thinking that! -sarcastic-
Hobbies:Uhh... Like, Writing Yaoi... You know? Yeah...
Favourite T.V Shows: Bro' Town, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Jackass, and Little Britian. Believe it or not, I actually really dislike YGO. Ugh... -.-'
Favourite Artists: Well...
Linkin Park (... Went all funny)
Evanescence (Ben left)
Blindspott (Broke up)
AC/DC (Brians' lost his voice...)
Nightwish (Tarja got fired.)
Metallica (No comment there)
Blink-182 (Broke up)
My Chemical Romance (Turned to shit)
And that, my friends, is why I don't like music anymore -.-
Favourite Animal: Ferret! Man, if they weren't illegal in New Zealand, I would SO have one!
Pets: My mice ran away... But I have still have Gemma and Luke. And I have a kitty! And his name is Ryou! XD He's not white... But he has the biggest, cutest brown eyes I have ever seen on a cat. Actually, he has the only brown eyes I've seen on a cat. o,o
Anything Else Random: I dunno... RANDOM! There ya go!
Life By Numbers:
I saw this on a bio page somewhere, and I had to write it out.
FIVE hobbies I will enjoy for the rest of my life: Writing, reading, listening to music, going on the internet, and... cross stitch o_O;
FOUR Authoresses that inspired me to write: Wingleader Sora Jade, White Angel Chan, Chibizoo, SpookyChild
THREE teachers that made me realise what my life ambition was: Mrs Simonsen, Mr Powdrell, and Mrs. Jarden
TWO books that made me want to write as a child: Harry Potter, The Starthorn Tree
ONE musical artist that changed my life: Linkin Park
-LANA
You know what? I need a quotes page. Because I have a lot of quotes... Most of which I forgot. But I will add them when I remember them! Hehehe...
"Please understand... This isn't just Goodbye. This is I can't stand you."- No, It isn't+44
"You said the word 'fuck'. You can't say 'fuck' in school, you fucking fatass."- Kyle, South Park (The Movie)(( BEST SOUTH PARK LINE EVA! XD))
"Nothern Ontario is eighty BILLION kilometres long. There are THIRTEEN people who live there. ALL of whom are named Frank. Even THE girl!"- The Mounted Animal Nature Trail (Live Bait Version), The Arrogant Worms.
"And Sometimes in Private, I really like to dress up like Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick."- Confessions part III- Weird Al Yankovic
"Your sanity's a distant memory for me, So fuck what you've heard, fuck what you've seen, Don't deny what you have inside, From me run motherfucker, you can't hide. Get up, lit up and get the fuck out, How the fuck does it feel, your minds mine now." -Lit Up, Blindspott
"I told you we should have used the visible guns, but nooo, you had to have in IN visible guns because they're magical and u-"
"Yeah, way to kick a guy when he's down, Greg. Maybe if we had an invisible tank-"
"Oh shut up. Just shut up!"- Episode 18, The Abriged Series.
"Well, what DO you want to make then?"
"Fried Shit.""Hoo hoo, and feed it to these miseable idiots!"- Kura and Jou, 'Kitchen Survivor', by The Ramen Ninja.
Bakura frowned. “For the love of Ra, have you no fashion sense?”
“You wore this last week!”
“Yeah, well, I looked better in it!”
“We look the same!”- Master backseat Driver from the Stars and beyond!. SpookyChild
"The occasional sex scene is punctuated by Yami/Atem whipping off his leather pants, screaming "Behold! A power like you've never seen before!" before spooging on Tea's back"- What Encyclopaedia Dramatica thinks of YGO. XD
"O.O... Can't... Breathe..."
"Why not?"
"Corset... Too tight..."
"-.- Then take it off."
"And not look this good? Hell no." -My mate Rachel and I. (Yes, I was the one suffocating in the corset. But I looked damn good XD)
"Okay class... Global issues. Can anyone think of a negative global issue that we face right now?"
"The animals are dying!"
"The ozone layer is dying!"
"The rainforests are dying!"
"The oil is dying!"
"China is rising to become an international superpower and it's dangerous cos they're communist (But Communism is cool) And it's annoying Bush and we're gonna run out of resources and they'll all want flash cars and petrol to run it and other stuff and there's not enough of it in the world!"
Entire class: o.O
Teacher: "She's actually right."
"Woohoo!" -A whole lot of stupid randoms in Geography class, and Rachael, my commie twin XD
"So... It goes Isolated housing, Hamlet, Village, Town, City, Megalopolis?"
"Yes."
"And It's all in thie hexagon pattern that we have to draw?"
"Yes."
"That's so cool! Can we like, rule a country and do this?"
"... No."
"Damn." -My and my Geography teacher (That is a really random class o_o)
"Ooh. Who's he?"
"... James Hetfield."
"Who's that?"
"...Tool."
"Who's that?"
"... System Of A Down..."
"Who's that?"
"...The Offpring"
"Who's he?"
"...Kurt Cobain."
"Who's he?"
"... Chester Bennington."
"He looks funny."
"Watch it."
"Who are these people?"
"... You know what? You're not allowed in my room anymore." -Cheyuana looking at the posters in my room. She likes black music -.-
"Wow, the guys stopped looking at the dancing girls in cages. He must be good."- Random guy from a very old clip of Grey Daze in a club in the 90's.
"Invented by a cabal of liberals in 1849, Communism is an example of why America is # 2 and why the rest of the world sucks. Under Communism, there is no need for money, because all goods needed to support life are free. The problem with this is that everybody loves money."- SO TRUE! (EncycopediaDramatica XD)
"Oh! Maddy, Hi!"
"Lana! HI!"
"How are you?"
"Great. You?"
"Good. Hey, what are you listening to? Angsty metal crap?"
"Hey, what are you listening to, over-popular christian pop?"
"...Linkin Park."
"...Flyleaf."
"Damn. Hey, we just dissed ourselves!" -When I met Maddy on the street. Hey, it was on shuffle...
Kelly-"Ew. That hat is so gross."
Lara-"I'll say. What are you, a lezzy?"
Rory-"Hey, Lana, nice hat!"
Ezra-"Yeah. Looks cool!"
Philip-"Can I try it?"
Lana-"...Ha."
Kelly-"... It's still ugly."- I'm sorry, but it cracked me up. MY HAT ATTRACTS THE HAWT BOYS AT WORK. Who, at the checkout, are uber small and skinny and... feminine. -swoons-
"Wait, wait! I need to go home first!"
"Why?"
"I need to get my computer."
"Why? Why play on the computer when you can read books?"
"Why read books when you can write them?"
"... Shut up."
-Me and my cousin. XD I pwned her good.
"Oh my god! Everyone's dancing and it's so sexual... IM JOINING IN!"- My friend Mitch. She's funny xD
More to come when I can be assed getting them XD
Lana's life ambition? To rule the world. Damn straight. It's less insane than it sounds. Really.
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