All right, let's get down to the basics:
I don't mind being e-mailed, but have a purpose other than "please read my story". Unless you're polite about it, I'll completely ignore your suggestion to read your stories, because most people that whore out their stories are terrible writers. Not all, admittedly, but most.
Okay, here's the deal:
If you want to create fanart that is a scene from my story: Go ahead. I don't draw (at least not well), so there's no way I'd be able to do it.
If you want me to create a story with your favorite shipping: Forget it. If it's not on my list of likeable pairings I REFUSE TO DO IT. Go do it yourself.
Codename: Kids Next Door Pairings:
1/Lizzie - Hello, it's CANON. And I love it. To the Lizzie haters out there - GET OVER IT.
1/5 - ...are you kidding me? Friends. FRIENDS! Just because someone spends more than 5 minutes with a character does not mean they're "ohmygodsomeanttobe!!"
2/5 - Realistic. I don't care for it, though.
3/4 - Canon, and highly annoying after you get over the sweetness. By the end of the show, they'll probably never admit. And there are so terribly many badly written fanfics for them, so I won't be writing one. Unless it's highly depressing. I will never write fluff for them.
5/Heinrich - Now this has potential! Not only does he start out as an antagonist for her, there's something so much deeper. They've only scratched the surface of what the two's relationship previously was so far, and after L.I.C.O.R.I.C.E, I'm willing to be there's something deeper going on with them.
1/362 - While cute, I doubt that Rachel will EVER be dating during the series, and even if she is, it would be more likely to be Patton than Nigel.
60/362 - ...I just don't care for it. It's all right. It's realistic. But...it's kind of dull.
2/86 - This is one of the most unlikely to be canon (straight) pairings that I like. There's just something about a self-proclaimed ladies' man and an avid boy hater that makes it just...well, extremely sweet and it also gives them depth.
362/86 - My favorite of the slash for the kids. Most believable, because at the very least, 86 seems to hero-worship 362.
Wink/Fibb - It's canon. THEY LIVE TOGETHER. They also have FINE CHINA. If they're straight, then so am I. (I'm not)
Lizzie/Herbie - ...how shallow can you get? Let's hook all the fatties up together! God forbid Lizzie continue to get in the way of those other shippers! (insert eye roll here)
1/4 - ...apparently people do not realize that yaoi often makes hypocrites of girls who complain about guys liking to watch lesbians. I will not even comment further.
And now...lyrics from one of my favorite songs:
Perfect Enemy by T.A.T.U.
Why should I welcome your domination?
Why should I listen to explanations?
I'm not pretending to make it simple.
Try to be something experimental.
You don't turn me off, I will never fail.
Things I loved before are now for sale.
Keep yourself away, far away from me.
I forever stay your perfect enemy.
No longer waiting, remove illusions.
No more complaining, forget confusion.
No more confession. Not sentimental.
I am now something experimental.
You don't turn me off, I will never fail.
Things I loved before are now for sale.
Keep yourself away, far away from me.
I forever stay your perfect enemy.
You don't turn me off, I will never fail.
Things I loved before are now for sale.
Keep yourself away, far away from me.
I'll forever stay your perfect enemy.
You don't turn me off, I will never fail.
Things I loved before are now for sale.
Keep yourself away, far away from me.
I forever stay your perfect enemy.
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