Hi! My name's RobinLover, but the other parts, I'll never tell! Yep, my lips are sealed. Below are some things about me.

I'm basically a really energetic, sometimes hyper, yet always lazy girl. I like Batman, The Legend of Zelda, and Warriors. I have Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Wind Waker, Twilight Princess, Oracle of Seasons, Oracle of Ages, Minish Cap, and Phantom Hourglass. For Warriors, I have ItW, FaI, FoS, RS, ADP, TDH, Moonrise, Sunset, DR, Outcast, and Eclipse. My favorite character is, by far, Firestar. Followed by Brambleclaw.

I also have a cat. Sometimes he sits in the window, but he's been almost everywhere in the house, closets, drawers, the bathtub, on top of the pinball machines (my father owns three), and he's just so cute! He's ten years old, a Maine coon with green eyes and no tail. Here's how it happened.

Okay, so I had recently moved in, and then the cat, Joey, got loose. We spend a few days looking for him, but had no results. Then somebody called saying that they found Joey dead in a neighborhood quite far away. We didn't stop to consider that it wouldn't take a young cat less than a week to get that far, and we began to loose hope. Then, about a week later, we got a call from a family that lived just around the corner. They had Joey safely with them. When we came home with the little cutie, his tail was bleeding, so it got cut off. That's his story.

Anyway, back to business. I'm going to do the ever-so-popular quote thingamajig.

"A Hylian Shield will run you 200 Rupees. If you have that much, I'll eat my hat, and I don't even HAVE a hat." Malo, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

"Now that sounded funny. 'I've already beaten this part. Pause... Eleven times.'" My friend, watching me help her beat the Water Temple in the Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time.

"Phantom Ganon went to town, riding on a poooooony. Stuck an arrow in his head and called him macarooooooooooni!" Me

"...Or perhaps monkeys will fly out of my butt!" Dick Grayson, The Batman, "A Matter of Family"

"What's the difference between beavers, woodchucks, and groundhogs?" "I don't know, but Joey's a pillowhog." "My mom's a blankethog!" In order: friend from before's mother, me, friend from before

"Time is money. If you're done shopping, then quit wasting both." Malo again, Twilight Princess again

After a sad moment

BAND DIRECTOR: "Somebody do something funny...like, now..."

EVERYBODY: Pointing to nearby boy: "NICK HADDAD!"

NICK HADDAD: whispering "Boobs..."

My crush and I are just about to start an air hockey game

CRUSH: "KAMEHAMEHA!" Launches puck

Nick is in a sling

ME: "Ouch...what happened to you?"

NICK: "I got into a wrestling match with a bear..."

Nick breaks his arm...again...

ME: "Let me guess...another bear?"

FRIEND: "I found the main character to be very unlikeable. I wanted to punch her, kick her, Silent Hill Stomp her, and do many horrible things to her off the God Roulette! So...how are you?"

ME: "How are YOU?"

FRIEND: "I'm just a sweet transvestite!"

FRIEND: "Gay squirrel, gay squirrel, swish your bushy tail. Gay squirrel, gay squirrel, swish your bushy tail. Wrinkle up your funny nose, put a nut between your toes. Gay squirrel, gay squirrel, swish your bushy tail.

That's all for now! AND WILL YOU QUIT WASTING TIME AND MONEY?!