Salutations my fellow citizens!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.

Name: Sarah
Nick Names: Socks, Sar, Sari, Snowy Owl, Crazi Sari Chan, Sirrah
Hair & Eyes: Brown
Height: 5' 3"
Birthday: Scorpio
Location: suburbs of Toronto, Ontario, Canada

If you know me, then you know me. If you don't, then you sure as hell don't. Just to enlighten those of the second grouping though, all you need to know is this - I am a weirdo. xD I am random and crazy and perverted, but of course it is all in good fun.

I'm a badass uke. Take the quiz http://www.semeuke.com/index.php

QUOTES

People can be devided into three groups.
Those who make things happen.
Those who watch things happen.
Those who wonder what happened.
Congratulations on being the captian of the third group.

People can be divided into three groups.
Those who can count.
And those who can't.

I'm sorry, I suffer from Chronic Intrest Fatigue...and you talking seems to make it flare up.

The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck!

I will mime and kill you! (Some people say maim but the cool ones say mime)

Come to the dark side. We have cookies...and Draco Malfoy

Teachers Corner:

Matt Howlett: Why did Jesus want to go to Calgary?
Class: CALVARY!
Mr. Di Ianni: Oh, well the stampede was going on and he wanted to check it out

Mr. Di Ianni: Kids, you're only a criminal if you get caught

Mr. Di Ianni: There's the candy from me...it might be poisonous.

And Mr. Di Ianni's answer to why he got food from people at school was...
"Cause I'm a nice guy...and I sell drugs"

Mr. Perri: But I don't wanna be a hooker...

Mr. Boin: Boys, girls, and those of you who think you're chickens in a human body

Mr. Cordeiro: I'm not picky, I have taste

Mr. Cordeiro: The human body is 70 water. Does that mean I can drink you up?
Casey: Well, I don't think I'd taste that good

Mr. Campbell: You'll never hear a teacher say this again. Mike, go get pregnant!

Alright, I know most of my stuff here is terribly OOC and often contains OCs (a fact I hate since I basically never read fanfics with OCs dominating the story anymore-alas things with OCs are the first to pop into my mind). But if you want a laugh...go for it. The majority of this isn't very well written considering most of it was done some while ago (and I like to think that I've matured greatly since then and thus my writing style has improved) but I hope to get some new and better written stuff up here sooner or later. 'I Love You Too' is the first of my new wave of fanfictions but more will likely take a while as I'm still trying to force myself out of automatically using OCs, which is a very hard habit to break. The only reason I managed ILYT is because it was a gift story and once I got the idea I had to have it done for Christmas for my friend.

So hopefully I'll have new stuff soon-ish, but here's an advance warning. I'm on a Bleach kick so that'll likely be my first focus. Not that I'm abandoning the other animes or anything. For sure there will be more Naruto (I'm keeping up with the manga) and I adore certain characters from InuYasha and Furuba too much to let them go completely. Just don't expect extravagantly long things from me though. If I stay on one thing too long I lose interest.

Ta!