Hi, my name is Ryan. Ryan The Author, I like to write many stories on many different subjects. like DBZ, .hack, Aliens Vs. Predator, etc.

Here's some useful Info.

Age: none of your bussines.

Height: 5.9ft

Weight: 120 something

Home Town: Redford, Tws. right next to Detroit

Favorite things: play games and write fiction on this site and Fictionpress.

Stories: I have written many stories here, but have also written some good stories on Fictionpress.com go there and you'll find my name under Ryan W. There you can read The Trials and Tribulations of Jimo and Ryio, and The Secret Treasure of Jimmy Jones. There funny, and one of them consists of seasons.

I plan to write more in the future and possibly one day, be a film director and writer. All I need now is some reviews for my stories here, and my stories on Fictionpress.com please... please do so, I really need them.

Ryan: (At a bar with glass of wine)

Frank the Bartender: what's wrong Ryan?

Ryan: everything! My writing sucks! All my reviewers are against me! (Not nessaserly) And my characters hate me!

Frank: I think it's time you showed them all who is boss 'round here you know?

Ryan: but how?

Frank: (Pulls out a machine gun)

Ryan: wow! Frank what have you been doing these nights to get this?

Frank: oh, I had to sleep with a few fat chicks, but it was worth it.

Ryan: (I grab the machine gun) this is nice!

Frank: yeah it is!

Ryan: but this won't help me get over the criticism I had from a certain someone in a certain story...

Frank: maybe you're right... but it would be nice to shoot that bitch off a bit!

Ryan: you know what you're right! Action is great! Now no one will laugh at me again!

Frank: that doesn't make any sense...

Ryan: I know! (Laughs unintelligently) Welcome to my profiles, baby! (Shoots off the machine gun toward the screen) Let the reviews flow! Oh, yeah General thanks for the tips, but don't laugh at me or call me an Imbecile okay... okay were cool, read my other stuff why don't you?

(8/10/05)

To the people that gave me bad reviews for Family Guy Episode 51 project, how exactly is it long and confusing? Yes, it's long, but it isn't that hard to get! Anyway's no one here flame me! I love getting good reviews from people that's that. I don't like people who give me a bad review saying it sucked or something because that makes me mad, and I don't like constructive criticism, I write the way I write and that is final! I think I do a great job!

(12/14/05)

Peter Griffin: Hey, Ryan!

Ryan: Hey, Peter you fat ass!

Peter: he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he!

Ryan: yes... well anyways your story is getting good praise on my site Peter.

Peter: Yes! Thank God!

Ryan: but unfortunately there are some people that are on the other side of the tracks with those facts.

Peter: those bastards! Where are they?

Ryan: There all over Peter you just have to find them.

Peter: I'll get them! Jay, silent Bob! Go kick some ass!

(Jay and Silent Bob go running)

Peter: there will be no mercy!

Note: No more flames to Family Guy Episode 51 project! If you give a flame Jay and Silent Bob will kick your ass!

(The Day of Destruction!)

As of this precise moment I am pissed off at Fanfiction! You want to know why? Well, here's the scoop, they totally removed most of my stories! All I have are two now! I think they should change the rules of the site and allow script form stories, I would appreciate it if they would change that rule because that is what I work best in. People should think this too you should be able to write anyway you choose. I don't think it's fair to only be able to write in Story form.

(5/4/06)

(Jay and Silent Bob are shown knocking on a house door)

(Someone answers)

Felix De Karno: yes? Hello?

Jay: are you Felix De Karno?

Felix: yeah, why?

Bob: (Shows Jay the printed page)

Jay: did you say quote: "Wa! (Clutches head in pain and pity) Yo! Learn to profread you blasphemous hernia in the body of humor! I have seen better grammar in a story written by a sleep deprived monkey! At least you had a good plot to back it up...not! That was the most unfunny, badly sequenced dribble I have ever seen! Learn to use a comma!"

Felix: yeah... well it's true!

Bob: then maybe you could have been constructive with your critisism rather then insulting the man.

Felix: huh?

(Both Jay and Bob shake their heads toward each other and grab Felix and start beating the crap out of him!)

Jay: (Elbows him)

Bob: (Body drops on him)

(After the beat up the plane is shown moving across the sky and they go to a new house and knock on the door)

Jeff: (Answers the door) who are you?

Jay: (Looking at the paper) are you Jeff or jeff384_879@ hotmail.com?

Jeff: yeah why do you ask?

Jay: did you say quote: "this story sucked almighty ass! this made me sick, this sucked!this is FUBAR!1"

Jeff: yeah, it was the best review I ever wrote!

(Jay and Bob exchane glances and start beating him up as well)

(They kick him and throw him to the ground)

Bob: start using god damn correct grammer and spelling you 2 year old! (Kicking him really hard)

(I appear in the background as they beat him up)

Ryan: to all flamers out there, either get a life or give critisisims, it's all up to you. And if you don't then you can go check yourself into a mental hospital. Boo-yah!

Love, Ryan.

(12/28/06)

Hey guys! I guess I should make this more clear I have some stories on Fictionpress.com, so if you guys like my stuff here and go and visit and read my humorous stories on there, here is the link to my profile on that site: http://www.fictionpress.com/~ryanwandjacobb I reccomend Trials and Tribulations of Jimo and Ryio and Shii-Kazee.

(4/9/07)

Hello everyone! Some of you who are fans and readers of my Z2 series have wondered exactly how some of the chractars I have created and how some chracters look in their new forms, I will now post some links to the website where I found alot of pictures of which Z2 is based on. Let me just for warn you, these are more so examples of what the chracters look like in Z2, all though some are alot closer to the pictures then others, some of them have a few differences then through my eyes that are not like the picture, I'l explain more in detail when I post the links, but anyways here we go:

Here is a picture of Vegontaks, it was orginally called Trunks as SSJ 8, this example of Vegontaks is exactly how I see Vegontaks in Z2.

http://images.myfavoritegames.com/gallery-db-z-gt-x/Dragonball_AF/TrunksSSJ8.jpg

This next link is where I got the name Vegontaks from.

http://images.myfavoritegames.com/gallery-db-z-gt-x/Dragonball_AF/vegontaks.gif

Here goes Trunks as a SSJ4, this is exactly how he looks in Z2.

http://images.myfavoritegames.com/gallery-db-z-gt-x/Dragonball_AF/DragonballAFSuperSaiyan4Trunks.jpg

This next Pic is of Gogeta with Vegeta as a SSJ4 and Goku as a Prater. (First appearence in the Rya Saga)

http://images.myfavoritegames.com/gallery-db-z-gt-x/Dragonball_AF/dragonballafsupersaiyan5fusion.jpg

This next one is of Vegeta as a Prater, of course my own representation of Vegeta as a Prater has Vegeta wearing the green vest in the middle, you'll see what I mean when I post Goku as a Prater.

http://images.myfavoritegames.com/gallery-db-z-gt-x/Dragonball_AF/DragonballAFSuperSaiyan5Vegeta.jpg

This is the first screen shot of Goku as a Prater (SSJ5) notice the green vest, that's what Vegeta should be wearing as well but isn't in that last pic.

http://images.myfavoritegames.com/gallery-db-z-gt-x/Dragonball_AF/Gokussj5_1.jpg

Here's a diffrent view of Goku as a Prater.

http://images.myfavoritegames.com/gallery-db-z-gt-x/Dragonball_AF/ss5goku.jpg

One more Goku as a Prater pic.

http://images.myfavoritegames.com/gallery-db-z-gt-x/Dragonball_AF/rare_6.jpg

This is somewhat what the Prater ape looks like but not all the way, I picture him with large Silver hair on his head and the green vest on, basically it's the Prater form just in Ape form, but this pic shows the ape with Sayian armor on, the only thing that's right about the pic is that the ape is Silver which is a plus.

http://images.myfavoritegames.com/gallery-db-z-gt-x/Dragonball_AF/dragonballafsupersaiyan5oozaruradditz.jpg

I guess you can say this is Pan turning SSJ for the first time in the Rya saga.

http://images.myfavoritegames.com/gallery-db-z-gt-x/Dragonball_AF/DragonballAFSuperSaiyanPan.jpg

This next pic is Pan in her new mystic form as seen in the Merl Saga, of course my own representation of the chracter, she doesn't have a tail, and she has yellow gloves on, and she's older as well, but other then that this pic is pretty close to what she looks like, notice the eye shadow, except in my seeing of the chracter it's alot darker eye shadow. (Also this was meant to be a SSJ4 pic of Pan, notice the tail.)

http://images.myfavoritegames.com/gallery-db-z-gt-x/Dragonball_AF/Pan_ssj4.jpg

One more with Pan as a SSJ.

http://images.myfavoritegames.com/gallery-db-z-gt-x/Dragonball_AF/DBZ_-_SSJ_Pan_Wallpaper_1.jpg

Another one of Trunks as a SSJ4.

http://images.myfavoritegames.com/gallery-db-z-gt-x/Dragonball_AF/trunks0_ssj4.jpg

This is Gohan as a SSJ4, try to ignore the book and glasses. (lol)

http://images.myfavoritegames.com/gallery-db-z-gt-x/Dragonball_AF/ssj4gohan.jpg

And here's one of Gotenks as a SSJ4, of course my interpretation of the chracter shows that he's alot older then this person in the pic, and he should look a little closer to Gogeta's form as well.

http://images.myfavoritegames.com/gallery-db-z-gt-x/Dragonball_AF/ssj4_gotenks.jpg

That's it for right now, I'll try to see what I can do for Rya and other chracter but in the mean time those are the pictures that Z2 is based on. If you want to see more just look at the AF archives of that website where those pics are located, it's probably the best Dragonball database on the planet. I hope you liked the pics!

(4/13/07)

I'd like to apologize, I haven't been able to post any new chapters lately because Fanfiction won't let me upload without an error coming up. It's been really pissing me off and I'm looking to kill someone if the problem isn't fixed soon, it's been like this for 3 days now! This needs to stop! I have three episodes I have written that can't see the light of day because of the crappy way this site is being ran! I hope that the problem will be fixed soon or I just might explode!

(4/15/07)

I am so pissed off! Not only at Fanfiction but people on Fanfiction! If you are going to make the hit count of my story go up, at least have the decency and the smarts to leave a damn review! It's now a requirement to leave a review or I'll report you. (I'm not sure how, but I will, some how...)

(1/15/08)

Here is a link to a video I posted on Youtube showcasing how I see all the chracters in my Z2 Fanfiction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbgTvao3OlA

And Happy New Year!

(9/29/08)

Here are two audio versions of the first two episodes of DBZ2! Enjoy!

http://dbz2.mypodcast.com/2008/08/Dragonball_Z2_Episode_1_Goku_Returns_A_Tournament_Begins-133020.html

http://dbz2.mypodcast.com/2008/09/Dragonball_Z2_Episode_2_Goten_Vs_Trunks-145144.html

(12/14/11)

Looking back at some of my old message on this profile... I was a fucking retard. Ignore everything I ever said back in 2008. I have no idea what the hell I was smoking back then but it clearly wasn't any good.

Please forgive my former self's stupidity.

DBZ2 Sagas split into Series:

Drone Series

1:Dragonball Z2: Rya Saga
Two years after the events of GT. Goku reunites with his friends and family in hopes to make up for lost time but it isn't very long before another being bent on the destruction of Earth emerges! This is the begining of a new Z era! (Ep. 1-26)

2:Dragonball Z2: Pilaf Saga
After Goku finally defeated Rya it was time for some well deserved R and R but now an old foe of Goku, Emperor Pilaf, has returned and has gained powers he could never of dreamed of having, can our heroes stop this old menace? (Ep. 27-31)

3:Dragonball Z2: The Five Saga
After Pilaf was destroyed and everyone was settled in after Rya's death, peace remained on Earth, but unknown to our heroes a new threat is taking shape, out for revenge, and the only way to win is to trust a new ally. Will the Z fighters survive this new all too familiar threat? (Ep. 32-80)

Demon Series

4:Dragonball Z2: Merl Saga
A Toxicity named Merl has just arrived on Earth to fight our heroes but unable to be touched out of burning sensations, will our heroes be able to stop this liquidy threat or will he steal the planets most needed sources? (Ep. 81-103)

5:Dragonball Z2: Dabura Saga
After many years of punishment in paradise Dabura returns to attack and take over the Earth now out of Majin control, but he's not alone! And at the same time the Z-fighters must fight Dabura with his new power or die trying! (Ep. 104-117)

6:Dragonball Z2: Asean Saga
After Dabura ran off, the Z-fighters must regroup and find him. But unknown to them a new chapter in this demonic war is about to begin and they are about to learn that perhaps Dabura isn't the king of the demons after all... Meet Asean! The true King! (Ep. 118-Present)

Here is a list of Canon and non-canon characters from my Fanfictions called Dragonball Z2!

Canon :

Goku, Vegeta, Goten, Gohan, Goten, Piccolo, Bulma, Krillin, Android 18, Oub (Oob or Uub), Marron, Bra, Pan, Chi-Chi, Dende, Mr. Popo, Mr. Satan, Yamcha, Tien, Kabito Kai, Elder Kai, Announcer from world Torunamnet. (I call him Mike.),Trunks, Valese, Videl, Sharpner, Eraser, Launch, Master Roshi, Oolong, Puar, Dr. Briefs, Mrs. Briefs, Shenron (Shenlong), Pilaf, Mai, Shu, Cell, Frieza, King Cold, Dodoria, Zarbon, Baby, Super 17, Dabura, Babidi, Pui-Pui, Baba the Fortuneteller, More Canon characters to come!

Non-Canon:

The 7 Postive Energy Dragons, Rya # 1, Rya # 2, Rya # 56, Rya # 16, Rike # 4, Claude # 50, Claude # 62, (Ultimate 5), Gotrix, The whole Prater race, Drone race (Which is what Rya is.), Prater Ozaro, Char # 23, Corpolius, Clive, Charmicians, Murdockish clan, Vegontaks, Goken, Merl, Leroy Ju-Tong, Monty, Layla, Sal, Dablina, Super Dabura (Ram Horned), Saffon, Queen Rosicheena(Fan-made chracter from across the net), Asean, Hell Gods, Caim, Dagon, Bune, Azazel, Guison, Dumah, Furfur, Baal, Decca, Fassa, Eclipse, Mortem, Anka, Darla, Locke, Josephine, More Non-Canon chracters to come!