We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot, drink up me ‘earties yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot, drink up me ‘earties, yo ho. Yo, ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho. Maraud and embezzle and even hi-jack. Drink up me ‘earties yo ho...Ah, there’s nothin’ like sailin’ the open ocean with pirates. As I sit ‘ere writin’ all this, the notorious Jack Sparrow (Captain Jack Sparrow to ye lass. ~CJS) Sorry, Captain Jack Sparrow (that’s better ~CJS) is sailin’ the Black Pearl to the dreaded Isla de Muerta with me on board. Jack has only two things he loves more than anything in the world: his ship and his rum. (Not true! There’s one other lass in me life ~CJS) Oh right, her. Sorry ‘bout him. I can’t have a moment’s peace on deck here... (Hey! ‘s not my fault you’re up ‘ere. Besides, ye need to keep yer facts straight ‘bout me. ~CJS) Alright, I’m ignoring him now. He’s beginnin’ to get on me nerves. (I ‘eard that! ~CJS) -rolls eyes- Anyway, it’s really not all that bad here on the ship. I mean, Jack took me on as part of his crew, and now I know how to sword-fight. That comes in handy in a tight situation. I write all of me stories based on the pirate world I love so much. There may be a couple times where I may write about LOTR, but I usually pass me time here on the ship writin’ stories about pirates if I’m not fightin’. Well, the Isla de Muerta is looming in sight now, so I best stop writin’ and get ready to go ashore. Until we meet again, mates: Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. ~Gem (a.k.a. Depp’s Girl)
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Updates:
6/8/05 - Hey everyone! I'm still alive! Sorry I haven't updated any of my stories in forever! But I'm here to say that I have finally updated The Exiled Princess of Portugal. Chapter 22 is up and unfortunately, it's a bit short. Ok, it's really short. But I promise to update more often now that school's out for da summer. Also, on a super happy note, I turned 16 on June 3! Yay! Please R&R. Thanx ~Gem
7/18/05 - Greetings FanFiction! I have returned to you at long last! I have just posted chapter 23 of The Exiled Princess of Portugal. I shall try to do better in posting more often, but I'm currently working 5 days a week, 8 hours a day out at Six Flags Saint Louis. Right, well, hopefully my faithful reviewers don't all think I have deserted them, because I haven't! Please R&R! Thanks a lot! ~Gem
8/7/05 - Hey y'all! I just returned from a family vacation to Montana. It was great fun and if you want to know about it, visit my blog: http://SparrowsLilPrincess.blogspot.com
Anyway, I have just posted chapter 24 of The Exiled Princess of Portugal so please R&R! Thanks! ~Gem
9/12/05 - Ok, I started school back in August (the 22nd to be exact) and have been swamped in homework. Last night I saw Brooks n' Dunn with Big & Rich in concert and that kicked ass. I'll post on me stories as soon as I can. Later! ~Gem
9/18/05 - Grrr! I hate school! I have no time to write my stories right now! Right now, I'm in the middle of writing an English essay, but I felt like taking a few seconds to let everyone know I'm not dead! LOL. Hopefully I'll post again soon! ~Gem
1/7/06 - I hate school even more than when I last posted here! Too much work keeps me from writing. Happy New Year though! I've finally gotten the chance to update one of my stories Pirates of the Caribbean 2kinda so go read it and review! ~Gem
Quotes of the Rich and Famous:
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." ~Groucho Marx
"I'm quite sensitive to women. I saw how my sister got treated by boyfriends. I read this thing that said when you are in a relationship with a woman, imagine how you would feel if you were her father. That's been my approach, for the most part." ~Orlando Bloom
"When you start falling for somebody and you can't stop thinking about when you're going to see them again, I love that. Women are beautiful. They deserve to be cherished and respected." ~Orlando Bloom
"Pirates of the Caribbean (the movie)...a two hour advertisement for a theme park." ~Johnny Depp
"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face." ~Johnny Depp
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." ~our president George "dubya" Bush
"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican." ~George Bush
"Nah (about quiting smoking). I think if you find something your good at you sould stick with it. I have switched to lights though. It got to where I would weeze going up a flight of stairs, so I went to diet cigarettes." ~Johnny Depp
"This is a rumor-filled society and if people want to sit around and talk about whom I've dated, then I'd say they have a lot of spare time and should consider other topics...or masturbation." ~Johnny Depp
"I'm rather accident-prone, I have to admit. I've broken my back, my ribs, my nose, both my legs, my arm, my wrist, a finger and a toe and cracked my skull three times." ~Orlando Bloom
"The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing." ~Johnny Depp
"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses...hit it." ~ from the movie The Blues Brothers.
"I was just backstage doin' my meet and greet and I heard some people say that the way you pronounce this fine state's name is 'Missouri' and others say it's 'Missoura'. Well, all I have to say is I'm one confused Canadian, so I'm going to poll the audience here. Is it 'Missouri'...-really loud screams-...or 'Missoura'...-not many screams-. Alright, it's 'Missouri'. But, if my saying 'Missouri' offends anyone, then I'll call it 'Missouria'." ~Terri Clark on stage at the MO State Fair Aug. 17, 2004 (she was opening for Toby Keith, whomI met,and I got a pic with her too)
Stupid things I've said/other people in my life have said:
"Cannibalism: When people eat each other, not the other way around." ~Me (oh shut up!)
"Tally-ho forth forward into the night on this All Hallow's Eve."“That was like the Department of the Redundancy Department Redundancy.” “And that wasn’t much better than what I just said.” ~Me, my friend Jaci, and me again (dont ask)
"You know that your country is screwed when it's taken over twice by a midget and then the whole world finds out." ~Me (on the subject of France and Napoleon)
"It’s frickin’ January!" (It was November) "God Meryl, learn the days of the month!" ~ my friend Mariel and me
"The assignment isn't due today but the next day." "That would be tomorrow." ~Mr. McGraw (math teacher) and me
"Pat, where are your notes?" "I think I left them in the condoms." -hysterical laughter- "I mean the commons." ~Mrs. Wiens (history teacher) and Pat Ferris (a guy at my high school)
"Ok, here’s what we’re gonna do. We’re gonna have a Monty Python party. During this party, we’ll all dress up like women and talk with incredibly bad British accents…." "Wait, you already are a woman." -pause- "Right then." ~Me, then my mom, then me again
"Hey Gem! How many kids do you think are gonna get busted smoking alcohol this Friday?" pause "Brent, how the hell do you smoke alcohol?" ~Brent then me. (this was two days before the state championship in high school football - American football that is. My high school won the game! Yay Clayton Greyhouds!)
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