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Author has written 10 stories for Saw, Phantom of the Opera, Mario, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Inuyasha, Sesame Street, and Adventures in Wonderland. My homepage has official websites for most of my fanfictions. Yikes, I haven't done one of these profile things in a long time. Soooo... I'm Jennifer. I'm 20 years old and I am a student just trying to get my damn associate's degree so I can move on to film school and get a life. When I'm not working or studying, I have a large group of stories that I work on based on seasonal schedules. If I don't keep myself organized, I won't get anything done because I'm actually a very lazy person who procrastinates. And no, these are not all fanfictions. That would make me a real loser. But I'm here on the site because sometimes you have to let loose. My writing style... you'd either really like it or think it's a bunch of bullshit. When it comes to fanfiction, my greatest thrill is focusing on something nobody cares about and trying to exercise my creativity even while doing something I know is just for kicks. Also, when I really like something, I like to make fun of it. If you've ever seen a Comedy Central roast, that's my humor. I also think lying is funny, people doing completely ridiculous things with a straight face like denying an affair in the face of indisputable evidence, characters that wouldn't normally swear or make snarky comments doing just that, and awkward silences. Aside from that, me being a wannabe-director makes me think out scenes like cinematography, and I somehow was able to develop into an artist as well as a writer. Art to me is conveying what I see regarding the people I invent and the things that happen to them. None of that abstract stuff. (My gallery's here, if you care-> http://mrs-crocker.deviantart.com . ) If need be, I can be contacted via aim at torturedfruit865. I'm interested in: -- Disney (favorites: Alice In Wonderland, Peter Pan, Beauty & the Beast, Mulan, Tarzan) I'm not interested in: (or rather, I don't like:) ... -- - . - . - . - . - . - . - --~~~~~~~ UPDATES ~~~~~~~ -- - . - . - . - . - . - . - ... Autumn '09 Outside Projects; >> Finished Crystal Palace 2: Return to the Palace website and script revisions. Bold; a current project. He's Having My Baby - Updated 9/11/09 Story is completed! Update panel will be removed next time. But go read it! Us Against the World - Updated 9/11/09 Will be updated between He's There work when possible. He's There - Updated 9/11/08 :3 Trying to come back in a month. One new chapter for now. HANDFUL of HARE - Updated 9/11/09 Not something I have time for, unfortunately. | |||||||||||||
1. He's There » reviewsA story about the dangers of roleplaying, and a secret-admirer that will do anything to capture the heart of a girl whose mind is half in fiction, even become her Phantom of the Opera. All original characters.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,300 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 11-29-09 - Published: 5-22-06 - Christine & Erik2. He's Having My Baby » reviewsHe's only had six crumpets in the past week and Granny hasn't sent him any more cookies, but Hatter wakes up with a particularly large belly and doesn't know what the hell is going on until Hare takes him to the Wonderland Hospital. Hatter x HareAdventures in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,679 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-11-09 - Published: 2-4-09 - Complete3. Us Against the World » reviewsHatter and Hare feel they should reciprocate Alice's visits to Wonderland by coming to the real world uninvited, and getting stuck. Why? Because if they could go back, what kind of story would you have!Adventures in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,196 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-31-09 - Published: 8-4-094. Crystal Palace 3 Crystallina & Her Electra Complex »A continuation of Crystal Palace 2: Return to the Palace about a human woman named Jennifer, an ice prince named Akira, and their daughter who eventually starts ruining their lives. Includes affairs, bowling, and... Holiday Inns.Mario - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,144 - Updated: 8-17-09 - Published: 3-17-095. HANDFUL of HARE reviewsWhen Hare starts missing tea parties, staying out all night, and pulling questionable dance moves, Hatter sets out to discover his secret and is quite alarmed with the discovery.Adventures in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-4-096. The Pooptrix » reviewsThis is a parody of the Sesame Street characters involved in a Matrixesque story. The SS members are part of a gang, and their mission is to stop rivalry in the alternate dimension known as the Pooptrix. The Count and myself are main characters.Sesame Street - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,821 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-19-08 - Published: 10-2-067. Emo Mario » reviewsA dramatic rendition of a basic Mario adventure, in his 1stperson perspective. The inner thoughts and feelings of a very tortured Mario, after Peach has left him, and his relationships are falling apart. He is empty! It'sa tearin' him apart!Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,291 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-24-07 - Published: 6-17-06 - Mario & Luigi8. Doo Wah Diddy, Diddy Dum, Diddy Doo » reviewsIt's a parody ending to the animemanga, about the cast resorting to cannibalism. If you're an easily offended Kagomefan, don't read it. :D I WARNED YOU.Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,416 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 8-26-06 - Published: 8-12-06 - Kagome & Inuyasha - Complete9. Wonka Harassment reviewsIt was a quick story my friend and I thought up one day to stop from being bored. I start off as a regular kid going through the portal to Wonka land to advertise his newest candy in a commercial, but decide to stick around a little...longer. XDCharlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-7-06 - Complete10. Puppets'n'Guns » reviewsThis is an RPG set during a Jigsaw game, with the main POV as Billy the Puppet. He walks, he talks, he bothers his father, he has a secret club, and I love him to death. :3Saw - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,590 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-23-06 - Published: 4-30-06
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