CoD: I wish to welcome you to my profile.

Shawn: Always so formal. Lighten up a bit!

CoD: (scowls at muse number one) I'm formal because i want readers to think that i am capable of writing good stories. I want to be seen as an adult, not a child.

Shawn: Then why do you have the title "Childe" in your pen name? (smirks)

CoD: Because it's flashy? It's eyecatching?

Shawn: Whatever you say. But how do you explain me?

CoD: You. Why would i have to explain you?

Shawn: I AM just a figment of your imagintaion aren't i? A little voice that tells you plotlines and yadda yadda.

Davie: He's right you know.

CoD: (scowls at muse number two) Okay, so maybe i do talk to the little voices. But that doesn't mean i'm not mature. It just means i'm creative. I created images of you guys to go with the little voices right? Right?

Davie: Then how do you explain the voices in the first place? Did you create us as well?

CoD: Yes. Yes, i did. All of my different thoughts are made into distinct personalities that represent my different erm...

Davie: Story plots?

CoD: Yes! That's it! And before i go into detail about my sotries, likes, and dislikes, i'll introduce you all to my muses. They in turn will tell you what plot they are responsible for. Okay, let's see... There's Shawn, the pervy one.

Shawn: Hi. I am responsible for the PWP fics. They include all of the slashy and sexy scenes. You know, the NC-17 and R-rated stuff that no one else will think about? I help describe scenes with everything...fetishes, bondage, sex...

CoD: Okay, moving on. We want to keep this profile page to the likings of the ff.net staff. Next there's Davie, Shawn's keeper.

Davie: I help Shawn. He can get a little...out of control at times.

CoD: Then there's Alex, the quiet one.

Alex: I help with the romance stuff.

CoD: Then we have Derek.

Derek: I help with action/adventure.

CoD: Neko-Chan.

Neko-chan: I help with the beasty stuff. (growls at Shawn, who is ready to comment) NOT beastiality. I provide information on different beasts used in the fiction. And i help with humor related things.

Shawn: Kinda boring if you ask me.

CoD: We didn't. And finally we have Severin and Nash.

Severin: I help with Severitus type fics. And all of the fics where people aren't who they should be.

Nash: I do horror.

CoD: And there you have it. That's all of them. Now onto my original intentions before i was interrupted.

Shawn: Sorry...not.

Cod: My favorite fandoms at the time are Harry Potter, BtVS/Angel, and Gundam Wing. My favorite characters from Harry Potter are Harry, Draco, Severus, Lucius,Voldemort, Remus, Sirius. My favorite Buffy/Angel characters are Spike, Angel, and for some odd reason Wesley. Favorite Gundam characters are Heero, Duo, and the other pilots. I like the other characters just fine, but prefer to read/write stories focusing on the ones i listed above.

Shawn: Notice how all of her favs are males?

CoD: Shut it you. They're your favorites too. Moving on...favorite pairings are: Harry/Draco, Harry/Severus, Harry/Voldemort, Harry/Lucius, Remus/Sirius all in either loving relationships or familial ones. I will also tolerate Harry/Ginny, Harry/Ron, Harry/OC, Ron/Hermione. I will not tolerate Harry/Hermione, Harry/Dursleys unless it's purely familial. For Buffy i like Spike/Angel, Spike/Buffy, Angel/Wesley. I will tolerate pretty much anything in that fandom. For Gundam i like all pairings EXCEPT Heero/Relena and Duo/Hilde unless it's well written.

Shawn: And i point out that most of the favs are slash.

CoD: Yeah, so? Ignore the muses people, they just like to hear themselves yap.

Shawn: And you dont?

CoD: Okay. Now for an important notice. Due to recent events (summer starting, which means more work...gradutaion...losing first Heidi, then Brandi, then my kitten...And MOST recently college) I will not be "updating" per say, for a while. I will be reading through my posted works and will either delete them from the site for good, re-write some and re-post them, or just leave them. I will be doing the stories in alphabetical order, so if you're waiting on a particular fic to be updated or re-written you'll have to wait a bit longer. I am also helping a close friend out by beta-ing his work.

Shawn: You done?

CoD: Almost. I have one more thing to say...

Shawn: ...

CoD: I will list all of my fics here, and put either a "WIP", "Re-written", "Removed", or "Left alone" tag next to them.

Shawn: Now are you done?

CoD: Yes.

Shawn: Good, then GET TO WORK!

Ficcies:

A Little Bit of Love : Re-Written and finished as of January 2008.

Another Fight : Finished, Left Alone, Close friend has permission to re-work it for me.

Danger: Re-written and finished.

Holiday : WIP

Hospital Blues : WIP

Invasion : Re-written a bit and finished.

Motnahp : Finished, Not touched, won't be re-written.

Phantom : Re-wrtten and finished.

Reflections : Finished,Left Alone. Shinigami's Wing has permision to re-write.

The Black Circle : WIP

The Gift : Finished, Left Alone.

The Initiative pt1 : Finished, Left Alone, Shinigami's Wing has permision to re-write.

The Lion King The Magical Way : Finished, Will not be touched. Permision to anyone who wants to re-write. Email me first.

Watch Out World : Not Finished, Discontinued, Re-written.

World Beware : WIP Visit my Yahoo!

Group : http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bishieshaven/

NOTE: As of January 2008 i am officially going through everything! I don't remember what i did to some of the fics so i will be going through them again and updating the list above. The one's marked "Finished on -- 2008" mean i wont be re-writing them beyond what i already did. If somebody wishes to re-write or use the idea, or any of the content, email me and let me know.