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since: 07-25-04, id: 639976, Profile Updated: 12-07-08
country: United States
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Author has written 6 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and Stargate: SG-1.

Favorite Books: (in no particular order) Lord Of The Rings, Harry Potter, Catch-22, Pride and Prejudice, Emma, Metamorpheses, Crime and Punishment, Pigs in Heaven, Persuasion, The Brothers Karamazov, The no 1 Lady's Detective Agency, Garbo Laughs, Bookends, The Witch Of Blackbird Pond, Angels and Demons, The Long Dark Team Time After The Soul, Neverwhere, The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, Making History

Favourite Plays: All Shakespeare but especially Hamlet, Macbeth, Richard II, and A Midsummer Nights Dream, The Crucible, After the Fall, Copenhagen

Favourite Authors/Playwrites/Poets: Ovid, Shakespeare, Austen, Stephen Fry, Neil Gaiman, Alexander McCall Smith, Douglas Adams

Favourite Movies: (in no particular order) But I'm A Cheerleader, Moulin Rouge, Peter's Friends, Bringing Up Baby,

Favourite Shows: Black Books, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Slings and Arrows, Life on Mars, Ashes To Ashes, Life, Bones, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Doctor Who, The Middleman, Coupling, Mad Men, NCIS

Favourite Ships: Faramir/Eowyn, Ron/Hermoine, Elizabeth/Darcy, Emma/Knightley, Kara/Lee, Daniel/Vala, The Doctor/Romana, John/Aeryn

Favourite Qoutes:
"I could break out of course, but what a waste of time, and frankly I can think of a whole host of things I'd rather be doing." - Dubledore

"Don't be silly, Dawlish. I'm sure you are an excellent Auror, I seem to remember you achieved 'Outstanding' in all your N.E.W.T.s, but if you attempt to — er — 'bring me in' by force, I will have to hurt you." -Dumbledore

"Are you sure that's a real spell? Well it's not very good is it? I've tried a few simple spells myself and it's all worked for me. Nobody in my family's magic at all, it was ever such a surprise when I got my letter, but I was ever so pleased, of course, it's the best school of witchcraft there is I've heard - I've learened all the course books by heart of course. I just hope it will be enough - I'm Hermione Granger, by the way, who are you-Hermoine Granger

"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" Molly Weasley
'What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?" -Harry Potter

"You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people 50 miles away who didn't hear you." -Harry Potter

"The snow ate the baby"- Fio

"I'll look for him later, I expect I'll find him upstairs crying his eyes out over my mother's old bloomers or something...Of course, he might have crawled up into the airing cupboard and died...But I mustn't get my hopes up..." –Sirius

"Oh The dead Baby joke" -One of my various friends

(After Lupin goes through a list of all the things they've done to discredit Dumbledore) "But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog Cards," said Bill, grinning.

Me: Babies are evil
F: You were once a baby
Me: I know and I was evil

"The only thing we can agree on is that we like pineapple and index cards."- the Smith

'I can't wait for tommorow so that I can say "LOST tommorow"'-Morgan

"Azkaban – the wizard prison, Goyle," said Malfoy, looking at him in disbelief. "Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backward."

If you are looing for some of my other stories "Dreams and Illusions", "A Child or Another Love", or "Happiness and Regret" (though i doubt it). They have been removed.

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1. Brighter Than Sunshine reviews
So that, put your iTunes on shuffle and write fic for each song, thing that went ‘round over the summer, well this is me finally doing that. There are 10 vignettes, and all are really different, they range in length and genre though all focus on DV .
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,274 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-7-08 - Jackson, D. & Vala - Complete
2. Something reviews
A FE Drabble from Faramir’s point of view in the houses of healing. Though no names are mentioned take my word for it
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-1-05 - Eowyn & Faramir - Complete
3. Time reviews
A drabble concerning Ron and how long and how he feels for Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-1-05 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete
4. Fears reviews
Faramir faces his fears of sleep one night with Eowyn. First of all not smut. Second of all, ALL summaries suck, so don't judge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-11-05 - Faramir & Eowyn - Complete
5. Layers reviews
This is a short piece of fluff that was first Faramir reflecting on Eowyn but now has a small little domestic scene at the end.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-2-04 - Faramir & Eowyn - Complete
6. Smile reviews
This is my first public poem ever. So if it is horrible feel free to flame me.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-19-04 - Eowyn & Faramir - Complete
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