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1. The Cold Open

Long ago, they'd given him a coffee mug that said 'You don't have to work here to be insane, but it helps.' Stream of consciousness with Dave Nelson. Dave/Lisa

News Radio - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Published: 5-14-13 - Dave N. & Lisa M. - Complete

2. Saturday Is A Day reviews

Sleeping Nick is a totally different guy. Real Nick feels a turtle face coming on. Shenanigans in the loft, hijinks ensue. Nick/Jess.

New Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-16-13 - Jess D. & Nick M. - Complete

3. One Eye To The Telescope » reviews

He looks for doors, doors with locks and keys, doors without locks and keys, doors disguised as windows, doors disguised as teacakes. Funny how magic doesn't cure madness, after all. AU Jefferson/Emma, post-Hat Trick.

Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 3-7-13 - Published: 3-26-12 - Mad Hatter/Jefferson & Emma S.

4. A Week Is Just A Word reviews

Belle's story goes in cycles. Her captor keeps the calendar, and she marks off the days. RumBelle which a guest appearance by Jefferson. One shot.

Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-5-13 - Belle & Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete

5. The Ship of Theseus reviews

Starbuck has needs. Leoben has spare parts. She rebuilds Earth, and he quietly, patiently, sets to rebuilding her. Post-series finale. Starbuck/Leoben.

Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-5-12 - K. Thrace/Starbuck & L. Conoy - Complete

6. The Felt, The Block, The Pins, The Scissors, The Hands reviews

Jefferson's complete disregard for personal space gets him into trouble when he and Henry go to rescue Emma from the Enchanted Forest. Set post-2x01 though no real spoilers as this is strictly Mad Swan-inspired speculation on how things could go. Jefferson/Emma, Henry, Snow, Charming, hand towels, wonky portals, and magic leather pants. One-shot.

Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 10-4-12 - Mad Hatter/Jefferson & Emma S. - Complete

7. We Don't Live In This reviews

A moment on campus. Daniel takes a pill. Kate takes two. Pure feel-good Daniel/Kate ficlet, more or less. One shot. No spoilers.

Perception - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-11-12 - Daniel P. & Kate M. - Complete

8. Terms of Endearment » reviews

Doomed to immortality and fed-up with his lot, Erik loses his temper and offs a group of his more annoying phangirls. He finds himself forced to take refuge in the cellar of an unlovely, unworthy Gerry-phanatic. Absolutely no E/OC, for the record.

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,882 - Reviews: 338 - Updated: 6-19-12 - Published: 2-20-05

9. All The World reviews

Bloom always said that Stephen could make a story come true just by telling it. Of course, it was Stephen who told him that. No one dies because they'd predicted they would; no one as tricky as Stephen, anyway. Post movie, Stephen/Bang Bang.

Brothers Bloom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-19-12 - Complete

10. Things Being What They Are reviews

He likes the idea of calling things what they are better than the actuality, and so he calls himself "Bruce" or "the other guy" when what he means is always "me." So they're not a team. But they're definitely something. Bruce/Natasha.

Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-13-12 - Hulk/Bruce B. & Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete

11. All You Sad And Lost Apostles reviews

In the night, the girl who didn't exist had come riding to his rescue, and he'd stood for years and laughed, till she quieted him with a kiss. Character piece, one-shot, Rumbelle. No spoilers.

Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-16-12 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold & Belle - Complete

12. Phrenology reviews

Emma has this weird dream that Jefferson has popped up out of her hat and is leaning far too close to her, and she's still in bed, and she might be naked. So, awkward. Emma/Jefferson, post 1.17, dream sequences, telescopes, and just a sheet. One shot.

Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-1-12 - Emma S. & Mad Hatter/Jefferson - Complete

13. The Tarantist reviews

Why is he being defensive? Why is he angry with her? The answer's pretty obvious. He only has to think about it for a second. Because she never speaks to him, and then she goes and kisses someone else, that's why. Pre-Hat Trick, Mad Swan.

Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-29-12 - Mad Hatter/Jefferson & Emma S. - Complete

14. The Line of Her Collarbone, the Crown of Her Head reviews

In these dark months of living with him, every so often she gets a glimpse of the light. A look at the changing of the seasons, mid-Skin Deep. Rumpelstiltskin/Belle. Oneshot.

Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-1-12 - Belle & Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete

15. Good Help Is Hard To Find reviews

"What's her name again? Margie? Verna?" The history behind the Queen's throwaway line in Skin Deep. Featuring Rumpelstiltskin, a dusty castle, Fido the talking horse, and some very tight leather pants. Pure crack, basically. One-shot.

Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-21-12 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete

16. In Between reviews

Belle has hallucinations. Not all of them are unpleasant. Episode tag for 1.12. Belle/Mr. Gold/Rumpelstiltskin, with a guest appearance by Regina.

Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-18-12 - Belle & Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete

17. Count The Stones reviews

After all, a girl can't just clean castles all day. She needs some sort of hobby. Takes place midway through 1.12, so beware of spoilers for that. Rumpelstiltskin/Belle. Oneshot.

Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 2-13-12 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete

18. Cakewalk reviews

Mystery Science Theater 3000. This week's invention exchange involves a worryingly large dust bunny, that box of hamdingers, sugar highs, chicks, and wacky hijinks. Joel, the 'bots, and the Mads. Oneshot.

Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-11-12 - Complete

19. Early Days Yet reviews

."If you want me, you want me. If it happens, it happens." She doesn't want him. It doesn't happen. Gringoire/Esmeralda.

Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-9-11 - P. Gringoire & Esmeralda - Complete

20. Opera Ghosts » reviews

A phantom, a shade, and a rat catcher walk into a bar. What is this, says the bartender, some sort of joke? Leroux characters, lost in ALW land.

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,615 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-23-11 - Published: 8-25-11 - Erik & Madame Giry

21. Bringing Up Phantom reviews

Being a Phantom's a challenge. Being a father's the pits. Post-LND, with absolutely no attempt to reconcile the sequel and the original, because it's funnier that way.

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-22-11 - Erik & Raoul

22. We Will Be Silent and We Will Be Good reviews

She's seeing things. Madness is a strange relief, after the burning fires of the past. Christine is haunted, the Opera Ghost haunts. Post-canon.

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-17-11 - Christine & Raoul - Complete

23. She Stares Down The Storm reviews

The Queen's alert and watching when the tornado brings a stranger to the OZ. Pre-mini series.

Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-7-11 - Lavender Eyes & Ahamo - Complete

24. The Rules Are reviews

Let's play a game, says Jim, but Molly knows they're already playing, have been for weeks now. As he bends to kiss the hollow of her throat, her fingers curl around the rough wool of the jumper, and she thinks she's finally beginning to grasp the rules.

Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-14-11 - Molly Hooper & J. Moriarty - Complete

25. First You Make A Stone Of Your Heart reviews

Sherlock thinks he preferred it when Moriarty was a voice at the other end of a phone, tugging strings, hiding in the dark. But here he is, and after the echoes of footsteps and the smell of chlorine, it's Moriarty who still stands. Sherlock, Molly/Jim.

Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-13-11 - Sherlock H. & J. Moriarty - Complete

26. Then There Was The Girl reviews

And then there was the girl who was such a freak that the circus ran away to join her. Helena's back in her own world, having visions and mislaying her pencil. MirrorMask/Labyrinth crossover.

MirrorMask - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-30-11

27. The Doctor Is In, The Patients Are Out reviews

Asylum fic. Everybody's got a hole to fill. In the world. In their heads. Post-series, brief glances at each of the patients.

Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-23-11 - Complete

28. In At The Window reviews

It's been two weeks since any adventures were had, and Charlie's feeling a little left out. If it takes a rude awakening to get Alice and Hatter to pay attention to him, then rude he will be. Alice/Hatter. Post-mini series. One shot.

Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-23-11 - Hatter & White Knight/Charlie - Complete

29. The Number Is reviews

The Fox. Six o'clock. A conversation happens. This could be more, if she wants. More than a shared workplace, and secrets, and an affinity for cats, and the fact that he's wearing her shirt. Molly/Jim. One shot.

Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-12-10 - Molly Hooper & J. Moriarty - Complete

30. Like The Best Ever reviews

Olivia's looking for the truth. Peter just wants the bigger picture. Mid first season as they start to work together, no spoilers. Peter/Olivia ish, with Charlie. One shot.

Fringe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-7-10 - Olivia D. & Peter B. - Complete

31. Have Fun Storming the Castle reviews

It's a quirk of fate, for two who share a love of destruction and power to find each other. One of them has a witch in her head, of course; the other has no such excuse. Pre-mini series, introducing Azkadellia and Zero to each other.

Tin Man - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-25-10 - Zero & Azkadellia - Complete

32. In This Style, 10 And 6 reviews

She wakes in her own bed in her own room, but that doesn't stop her from living in Wonderland. Post-movie, Alice/Tarrant and Hamish. One shot.

Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-25-10 - Alice K. & Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete

33. Thirteen Hours By The Clock reviews

Jareth will have to tread carefully, through dangers untold, through hardships unnumbered. Sarah knows every one of them. This turns out to be what she wanted all along. Sarah/Jareth, post-movie. One-shot.

Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-29-10 - Jareth & Sarah - Complete

34. Of Cloudless Climes and Starry Skies reviews

He tells her a little at a time, bits and pieces, and she paints the picture in her mind for him. Little houses. Dirt streets. But no matter how she tries, it still looks unreal. It's an impression, she thinks. That's all. Amy and Vincent, mid-5x11.

Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-22-10 - Amelia P./Amy & 11th Doctor - Complete

35. Words Per Minute reviews

It's not that she fancies Roy, heavens no. But there's a certain something. And the height difference is intriguing, in a way. The capper to all these considerations is that he apparently fancies her. One shot, Roy/Jen, episode tag for 3x02.

IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 5-7-10 - Complete

36. Out of the Corner reviews

His twenty minutes are well up, and she still believes him. If she didn't, he thinks, he might well go back to that short period of time, just for the feel of it. He likes, he finds out, to be believed. To be trusted. Spoilers for newest episode. 11, Amy.

Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-4-10 - 11th Doctor & Amelia P./Amy - Complete

37. Beamish Boy reviews

She's got things to do on the other side, certainly; but they can wait. A little while. He can't remember the last time he found undressing to be so amusing. But there is, it seems, a method to his madness. Alice/Hatter. One-shot.

Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 3-29-10 - Alice K. & Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete

38. Suspension of Disbelief reviews

She always knew there was something that warned Jack, that day in her apartment. She just didn't know till now that it was her. An old friend of Hatter's lends a hand, and Time decides to be flexible for once. Alice/Hatter. One-shot.

Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-28-10 - Alice H. & Hatter - Complete

39. All Hands reviews

Sometimes they get in the way. Sometimes they don't. The Hatter's hands are bandaged and rough, and Alice wonders what on earth he's been doing to himself. Alice/Hatter, and various others. One-shot.

Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 3-23-10 - Alice K. & Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete

40. Seas Too Far To Reach » reviews

She doesn't take any more kindly to fate after her adventures in Underland than before. If anyone's going to arrange her affairs, it will be Alice herself. After all, she doesn't want the figments; only the reality. Alice/Hatter.

Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,903 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 3-23-10 - Published: 3-20-10 - Alice K. & Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete

41. Slay reviews

He doesn't ask much. Just for her to save him. That's all. A short piece in Hatter-voice, taking place after the tea party, while they're walking through the woods. Alice/Hatter. One-shot.

Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-15-10 - Alice K. & Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete

42. Dear Delilah reviews

Fanfic for "Giant."Somewhere in the back of Jett's mind there's the same rhythmic refrain. Thou shalt not covet thy fellowman's wife. But wanting Leslie Benedict, he figures, is the least of his sins. Jett/Leslie. One shot.

Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-14-10 - Complete

43. Tin Hearts reviews

You'd make a terrible Tin Man, Glitch," DG told him. "You have too much heart." Post-series one-shot, DG/Cain, DG/Glitch.

Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-13-10 - DG & Cain - Complete

44. All The Same reviews

You've no idea how it worried me, the idea that I was just an idea. Not just that it was you dreaming me up, no, I'm flattered, dear girl! But at times there's just no substitute for flesh and blood." Alice/Hatter, after she's remembered. One shot.

Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-13-10 - Alice K. & Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete

45. The Breath Before The Burn reviews

Loyalty goes deeper than torture and attempts at murder. Hatter's got an unpleasant task ahead of him. Thoughts of Alice carry him through. Missing scene within the series. Hatter, Mad March, and Alice. One shot.

Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-8-10 - Hatter & Mad March - Complete

46. Always Teatime » reviews

They're at tea. They're always, always at tea, and there's no time to wash the things between whiles. A series of short pieces, featuring the genial beverage and based around an overloaded table.

Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 3-7-10 - Published: 9-4-09 - Mad Hatter/Hatta & Alice

47. Hearts reviews

Alice, having gained her crown, stays in Wonderland to become its Queen. Bad associations spoil even the purest of intentions. When her rule becomes a reign of tyranny, the Hatter is the only one left to stand up to her, reluctant as he might be.

Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-6-10 - Mad Hatter/Hatta & Alice

48. Above Their Heads, Great Ships Passed reviews

Ten years is a long time to wait. But at least she isn't alone. A very different look at the time between the ending of At World's End and the post-credits scene. Elizabeth/Jack, Elizabeth/Will, some Elizabeth/Barbossa, all mostly hinted at.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,818 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-26-10 - Elizabeth S. & Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete

49. But At Least We're Not Damp reviews

Here at quite possibly the end of all things, the madman is singing and Alice fears catching a cold. Very brief oneshot for Burton's Alice, based on the battle scenes in the trailer. Alice, Hatter.

Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-11-10 - Alice K. & Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete

50. Poe reviews

Why is a raven like a writing desk? The question is odd, old, impossible. It recalls a time when Hatter thought he had all the answers. He was wrong. Set far pre-series, featuring the young versions of Hatter, March, and several other canon Wonderlanders.

Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-12-10 - Hatter & Mad March - Complete

51. Film At Eleven reviews

He knows he's different because he's not thinking of Rose. Quite a lark, this regeneration high, isn't it? Maybe he'll take up knitting this time. Scattered thoughts and a cracked head. Spoilers for The End Of Time.

Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-2-10 - 11th Doctor - Complete

52. Into The Woods reviews

Not all torture is physical. Hatter's got more crannies in his cranium than Dee and Dum gave him credit for. This is the Tulgey Wood, after all; it's really only known for one thing. One shot, quite dark. Hatter/Alice, March, the twins.

Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-2-10 - Hatter & Alice H. - Complete

53. Aftermaths, Maths, After reviews

Hatter here. In her world. It's a mental image that deserves a frame, and the reality is even better. She asks him why he's here, even though she already knows. Takes place immediately after the end of the miniseries. One-shot. Hatter/Alice.

Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 12-26-09 - Hatter & Alice H. - Complete

54. The Price of Tea reviews

Alice is a legend, a story, a history book, a puzzle. Hatter's trying to put the pieces together. Takes place pre and during the series. Hatter/Alice, Charlie, and a few other characters.

Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-21-09 - Alice H. & Hatter - Complete

55. The Wind and the Rain reviews

He's possessed of a talent for the black arts, it is true; but today, this day of all days, Charlie is using a shovel. How the White Knight found his army of do-good dead-heads. Charlie, mentions of Hatter/Alice.

Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-18-09 - White Knight/Charlie - Complete

56. Generally In The Mornings reviews

Normal in the office doesn't count as normal in real life. Maybe if she knew that, she'd see him for who he really was. Toby/Pam. One shot.

Office - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-14-09 - Toby F. & Pam B. - Complete

57. Feeding the Ghost reviews

They gather together to tell stories, to remind themselves of the way it really was; to remind themselves that, now, they're all of legend. Alice/Hatter, and Charlie. SyFy's Alice. Post-series.

Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 12-13-09 - Alice H. & Hatter - Complete

58. At the Drop of a Hat reviews

Hatter takes a little convincing to take the plunge and go after Alice. And if the convincing includes threats, insults, and a hostage, well. The ends justify the means, right? Charlie gives him a firm shove in the right direction. SyFy's Alice. One shot.

Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 12-11-09 - Hatter & White Knight/Charlie - Complete

59. In Sickness, In Health reviews

Hatter's only in Alice's world for a week when he experiences the wonders of the common cold. Of course Alice isn't going to take advantage of his weakened state to ask him some hard questions! Why would you think such a thing? Oneshot for SyFy's Alice.

Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 12-9-09 - Alice H. & Hatter - Complete

60. The Shapes of Things reviews

I know you're going to," is what the grin says, "and you know I know, and I know that you know I know. We're a knowledgeable couple." Alice is home, and Hatter is making himself comfortable. One shot for SyFy's Alice, post-series. AliceXHatter.

Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 12-8-09 - Alice H. & Hatter - Complete

61. Vile Canuck reviews

That's what partnerships were about. A combination of differences. Good cop, bad cop. Chicago, Canada. Police officer, Mountie. It would be better, of course, if they could reach some sort of agreement about it. Fraser and Ray, getting used to each other.

Due South - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-6-09 - Benton F. & Ray V. - Complete

62. As Lucifer reviews

At 17, Rhett visits Savannah and is terribly bored. His only distraction is the romantic drama going on between a proud, beautiful girl and her dark eyed cousin, Philippe Robillard. Rhett, Ellen, Philippe. Everyone was young once.

Gone with the Wind - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-4-09 - Complete

63. All The Rage reviews

Logan wonders why he gets sent after her, every time she runs away. Rogue knows the reason. Wherever she's going, he's the only one that can always catch up with her. Rogue/Logan. One shot.

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-30-09 - Rogue & Wolverine - Complete

64. Pies of the Damned » reviews

It was hard to say at exactly what point the new case became an issue, but Chuck was willing to bet it was when someone mentioned necrophilia and Ned's eye began to twitch. Now they've got a vampire on the loose. Nothing can stop secrets from emerging.

Pushing Daisies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,705 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 9-24-09 - Published: 10-21-08

65. A Little Fall of Rain

Missouri Breaks/One-Eyed Jacks Xover. Clayton the regulator and Rio the outlaw find themselves in jail together. Nothing breeds dislike so much as being related. Unfortunately, there's only one bullet in the gun.

Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Published: 9-12-09 - Complete

66. The Prodigal reviews

Don Juan DeMarco He traded in the cape for some jeans, the accent for freedom. Don Juan returns to an island he remembers keenly, where the love of his life waits for him forever. The couple on their second honeymoon are just along for the ride.

Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-20-09 - Complete

67. Afters reviews

A Streetcar Named Desire. You didn't think you could hide from me forever, did you, he says. No, Stella tells him, no, just long enough. Five years later, Stanley Kowalski is a brick wall coming down the sidewalk, and Stella has nowhere to go.

Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-19-09 - Complete

68. With a White Stone reviews

He marked the days that were particularly pleasant with a white stone. Days such as this one, when Alice was a captive, enchanted audience, breathlessly waiting for the story to continue.

Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-5-09 - Alice - Complete

69. Of Many Hats reviews

There's a new hat shop in town, and Alice finds the hat maker and his assistant strangely familiar. Mr. Carter seems to have mistaken himself for someone else, however, and Mr. Hasen is thoroughly occupied with getting the tea on. Some Alice/Hatter.

Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 7-5-09 - Alice & Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete

70. On Repeat reviews

Ambrose is looking for any reason, any reason at all, to spend time with DG. But his excuses are getting a little thin. DG/Ambrose, somewhat onesided, and mentions of DG/Cain. Post-miniseries. One shot.

Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-5-09 - Glitch & DG - Complete

71. Shills and Decoys reviews

After drinks and dancing and mission bells, the taxi to the airport turns out to be the fun part. Sky and Sister Sarah, leaving Cuba behind. One-shot.

Guys and Dolls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-28-09 - Complete

72. Thirty Days Hath reviews

1968 Sweet November. She's trying to teach him the fine art of plumbing, but he's getting all tangled up in words and bicycle tape. Sara/Charlie. One shot.

Sweet November - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-17-09 - Complete

73. Alice Aforethought reviews

The truth was, he'd seen this girl coming miles away. Seen straight to the future to her reentry to Wonderland, when suddenly she was so delightful. Now, though, she's an annoying little girl who prattles on endlessly. Hatter/Alice, and a tea party.

Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-13-09 - Alice & Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete

74. Lastly, In The Fire reviews

He doesn't want to tell her he's afraid, because she'll just press the advantage. But he is. He's terrified, bone deep, somewhere in the soul he's still convinced he has. Kara/Leoben. Spoilers for 4.11.

Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-1-09 - K. Thrace/Starbuck & L. Conoy - Complete

75. Like Those White Ghosts

Fanfic for Double Happiness. She gets out of the car and runs for her life. She's afraid to leave things behind, but more afraid not to reach out for the things in front of her. Jade/Mark.

Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Published: 12-23-08 - Complete

76. What It Wouldn't Be, It Would reviews

He really should have learned by now not to underestimate Ace's penchant for experimenting. The Seventh Doctor and Ace, in the middle of it all. One-shot.

Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-18-08 - Dorothy M./Ace & 7th Doctor - Complete

77. The Things That Come After reviews

He wakes up in a hospital yet again, and his sanity slips away a little more. Harvey Dent has an argument with himself, post-death. One shot with Harvey, Rachel, and sort of the Joker. Takes place after TDK.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-26-08 - Harvey D. & Rachel D. - Complete

78. Identity Theft » reviews

A distress call from Second Plight, where time is changing drastically. If only a dying people was all they had to deal with, but when a harmless-looking girl enters their lives, the Doctor's changed pretty drastically himself. Ten/Rose. Now complete!

Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,622 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 11-26-08 - Published: 7-3-08 - 10th Doctor - Complete

79. Thinking Of Me The Same Old Way reviews

Some of the things she suspected turned out to be true. One shot. Ahamo/DG one-sided, DG/Cain.

Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-20-08 - Ahamo & DG - Complete

80. Win the Battle, Lose the War reviews

He chooses his defeats, she makes his victories. Thirteen years later, the stories have changed. Roy/Alexandria. Fanfic for "The Fall."

Fall, 2006 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-20-08 - Complete

81. Leaving the Lights On reviews

He comes back to a surprise. Not all that dies is dead. A short piece for the prompt "the enemy of my enemy is my friend," with the Joker and Rachel.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-13-08 - Joker - Complete

82. Mutal Admiration and Respect reviews

I'm having a dinner party," Laura says, "and you're not invited." The President and the Commander, early on.

Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-6-08 - W. Adama & L. Roslin - Complete

83. Native Son reviews

He loves this city. It does things for his amusement, mass pratfalls and mass executions. It believes in bats and Harvey Dent and getting ahead while you still have one. Pre-TDK. One-shot.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-28-08 - Complete

84. Long Live The Bat reviews

It irks him, that he has to find out from a newspaper, instead of being there for the end itself. The Bat is dead, and the Joker wants revenge. Gotham's going to be so boring without a flying rodent. Joker, Batman, Harley, Riddler, etc.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-18-08

85. A Jester Among Us » reviews

He acts as the agent of chaos, a serious duty but a lot of fun. She tries not to feel that she's tagging along, tries to create a little mayhem of her own. In the midst of a plot to kidnap Gordon and trap a bat, comes a new worry. Joker/Harley, post TDK.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,876 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 9-9-08 - Published: 8-23-08

86. Bird In Hand reviews

So he's stuck in Arkham with the droolers and the ravers. Thank God Batsy's having to do a little time himself. The Joker's absolutely starved for entertainment, and a little mutual psychoanalysis will do them both the world of good. Post-TDK.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-2-08 - Complete

87. Mary Poppins: A Tragedy reviews

What to do when the heirs are setting off bombs and generally acting up? Hire a governess, of course. Too bad Mr. Banks has such a history with this one. She's the last person he expected to see. Mary Poppins. Yes. You read it right.

Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-19-08 - Complete

88. Alice's Adventures in a DemiHell reviews

The notion of having the best of both worlds had always appealed to her. But when some denizens of Wonderland show up in her house, she suspects things have gone a bit too far. One-shot.

Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-18-08 - Complete

89. All Ye Who Enter reviews

He's a little busy, what with being an agent of chaos and all. But stealing Rachel Dawes, well, that he can always find time for. It's part of the so-called plan, anyway. Mid-TDK, one-shot, the Joker and Rachel.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-15-08

90. Playing At Pretend reviews

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Butch needs a little help from a friend, and Etta's the only one of the right gender. They both forget what a good liar he is. Butch/Etta, pre-movie.

Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-14-08 - Complete

91. In The Offing reviews

Mid-TDK. He leaps on the bus and takes them all for the ride of their lives, a murderous conundrum in an archaic nurse outfit. The Joker and his victims to be.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-12-08 - Complete

92. Predicate reviews

She's not going to tell him she still goes to Juneau for that medical conference every year. He's not going to tell her that he took flying lessons. Fleischman and O'Connell, together again. One-shot.

Northern Exposure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-12-08 - Complete

93. And Lifts The Latch » reviews

There's enough stories going around about this prisoner that she's beginning to doubt men and firepower. The Joker waltzes away, and Harley Quinn follows. Postscript to The Dark Knight. Part three posted. Really finished now.

Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,018 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 7-30-08 - Published: 7-20-08 - Complete

94. Time Has Made Me reviews

Even here, at the end of all things, she still takes some convincing. The Doctor and Rose, past the end of the fourth series. Spoilers for Journey's End.

Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-7-08 - Complete

95. And Kills Potent Kings reviews

This time, he fights. A one shot based largely on morbid spec for the ending of series four. Ten, Rose, and the Master.

Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-18-08 - Complete

96. Absolution » reviews

Two years after Christine left him, Erik finds himself haunted by her, still, and enlists the help of a census taker to hunt her down and force another confrontation. Both EC and EOW.

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 67,513 - Reviews: 575 - Updated: 4-23-08 - Published: 3-2-05 - Complete

97. Sure reviews

Oh, she knew. She knew because he told her. Once. Tenth Doctor and Rose, oneshot.

Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-18-08 - Complete

98. In Case reviews

He wanted to be her, the way she was him. One shot that takes place during the first season episode "Color Blind." Sydney and Shepard in the safe house.

Alias - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-14-08 - Sydney B. - Complete

99. Mine, Almost reviews

This fat suit, she likes. This one, she can take off. She forgets that it makes her look exactly the same. Juno, Mark, a years later tag end to the movie.

Juno - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-25-08 - Complete

100. 357 Conversations About One Thing reviews

No matter how you look at it, its still a different species.

Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-6-08 - Complete

101. Guided By Wire reviews

The facts were these. Chuck thought it was too weird to wear a dress she was meant to be buried in. Ned thought, for his own peace of mind, she should wear some pants. Clearly a shopping expedition is in order. One-shot.

Pushing Daisies - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-20-08 - Complete

102. Might Not Never reviews

He's kissing her an awful lot, this dream around. Much much postDoomsday, no spoilers for anything else. 10Rose.

Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-24-07 - Complete

103. Phoenix reviews

There's a little remnant of Gallifrey left, tucked away in the back of the TARDIS. Rose finds it without even looking. 10Rose.

Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-24-07 - Complete

104. Tell Me reviews

He's alone in a boat with a lightless lantern, and he doesn't know where he's going. It may be her time, but she wasn't keeping track. One shot, post AWE. Norrington, Elizabeth.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-29-07 - Complete

105. The Certainty Principle reviews

He looked supremely out of place in the dark classroom. She never was really sure what he was doing there. One shot, DonxAmita.

Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-21-07 - Amita R. & Don E. - Complete

106. The Universe Next Door reviews

She told them about one dream, and regretted it ever since. There was no way to explain that it wasn't the goodbye she needed. She gave him credit for trying. PostDoomsday.

Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-24-06 - Complete

107. Never Again reviews

She had to go back and think of it, later. Think it over again, and wonder what he really meant. PostDoomsday.

Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-24-06 - Complete

108. Logic reviews

There is a Doctor, and he travels with Rose, in this and all universes. PostDoomsday.

Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-24-06 - Complete

109. For My Sins reviews

Nevermind that agents of his rank had the life expectancy of gnats. As far as he was concerned, everything after the first kill was anticlimax. Post Casino Royale. Oneshot.

James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-4-06 - Complete

110. Continuation Theory » reviews

It isn't easy coming to terms with things when someone changes, and even harder when you can't remember why. But the real trouble comes when the person who's supposed to know what's going on is walking around with his eyes wide shut. RosexTen.

Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-4-06 - Published: 10-27-06

111. Past Perfect reviews

Run, he'd said. He hadn't told her when to stop. There were hidden moments all along, which no one saw. RosexNine.

Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-27-06

112. The Perfect Ten reviews

She made the mistake of asking him to make dinner. The TARDIS substitutes, broccoli is integrated, and chaos, unsurprisingly, ensues. Sorry about the kittens. RosexTen

Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 10-27-06 - Complete

113. Perfectly Normal reviews

Some things about humans catch even the Doctor off balance. No spoilers, fairly short, with Rose and Ten.

Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-27-06 - Complete

114. Waste Not reviews

She wonders if he remembers the night she tried to bargain for her life, and he reminded her she had next to nothing with which to bargain. Oneshot, ElizabethBarbossa and some ElizabethJack. Set after DMC.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-19-06 - Complete

115. An Act of Outright Stupidity reviews

The first time she sees him, one of them is in trouble. JE. Oneshot. Set sort of before DMC.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-19-06 - Complete

116. Three reviews

The first saved her. The second stole her. The third shouldn't have meant anything at all. JE, EB, and, er, EW. One shot.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-8-06 - Complete

117. The Not Quite Believable Story of Lemon Gently » reviews

Her father was her mother. Her home is in jeopardy, and Alex Trebeck isn't looking happy. A space ship has landed on her lawn, and an alien is offering to show her adventures, excitement, and really wild things. And her name is Lemon.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 7-2-06 - Published: 2-15-06

118. Exodus » reviews

[POTCxCorpseBride] A tragic tale of romance, passion, moonlit nights, rum, and two dead people.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 7-2-06 - Published: 10-3-05

119. The Original reviews

She bought him some of his own. The least he could do is share. Set after Fear Her but basically spoiler free, apart from the marmalade. Oneshot, 10Rose.

Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 6-27-06 - Complete

120. Walk On reviews

Childhood fears aren't easy to face. An odd and dark one shot, as the Scarecrow and Dorothy journey to the Emerald City.

Oz Series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-15-06 - Complete

121. Rise Above reviews

She asks and he delivers, a lesson in Gallifreyan biology and a look at what could have, should have been. Ninth Doctor and Rose. One shot.

Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-3-06 - Complete

122. Rude And reviews

A DoctorxRose story, except a bit unusual. Each regeneration seems to get younger and hotter. One shot.

Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 5-31-06 - Complete

123. Transition reviews

A little bit for those of us who favor RoguexWolverine. You know who you are. One shot.

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-26-06 - Wolverine & Rogue - Complete

124. Just Breathe reviews

Eventually, everyone has to meet the parents. A patently ridiculous one shot, for which I heartily apologize.

Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-1-06 - Han S. & Darth Vader - Complete

125. Square One reviews

She wants the night before. He just wants the morning after. 9Rose.

Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-18-06 - Complete

126. Jargon reviews

She spends far too much time staring at him, heedless of what curiousity did to the cat. One shot. 9Rose. Comfy as an armchair.

Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-16-06 - Complete

127. The Perfect Failure reviews

Even demons aren't immune to past failures catching up when you least expect it. Crowley finds this out firsthand.

Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-13-06 - Complete

128. The Trespass reviews

One doesn't become a pundit without paying some attention to the impulses of the human race. A young Holmes helps out an old friend. One shot.

Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-8-06 - Complete

129. A Book Before Bedtime reviews

The Doctor reads a bedtime story. Rose is easily amused. Warning for gratuitous corruption of Dr. Seuss. Oneshot. 9Rose.

Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 4-2-06 - Complete

130. Inevitable reviews

One shot. Lisa thinks seriously about her life with Jackson, or the possibility of one, or something along those lines. Kind of fluffy! Well, not really. Pseudo fluffy!

Red Eye - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-6-06 - Complete

131. The Knight on the Landing » reviews

She'd sworn it would never happen to her again. For every decision, there are two courses of action. Two choices open to her, two roads. In short, upstairs or down.

Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 2-23-06 - Published: 10-11-05 - Complete

132. The Further Adventures Of » reviews

The long anticipated, quite inebriated, nearly cremated, never sated,addle pated, highly rated, KissMeKateed, badly fated, widely hated sequel to Whose Lair Is It Anyway. In which chaos ensues generally.

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,135 - Reviews: 355 - Updated: 2-15-06 - Published: 5-14-05 - Complete

133. Yours In Boredom reviews

Carl's letter to a fangirl from long ago. Things go along as usual in the Vatican. For a given value of usual.

Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-28-06 - Complete

134. Improv » reviews

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. I shouldn't have invited the children to the factory. I should have gotten a pet. A nice quiet pet. During the factory tour, everything goes... well, wonky.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,843 - Reviews: 119 - Updated: 1-28-06 - Published: 8-6-05

135. The Cat and the Captain reviews

Curiously enough, someone came after him for a purpose other than the price on his head. Oneshot, JE, and a product of staying home sick. Please review if you read.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 12-7-05 - Complete

136. Heavily Medicated for Your Safety reviews

One shot. Charlie imitates Wonka. Wonka does weird things. Love is in the air. Sort of. Nonslash. Indications of rhinos.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-9-05 - Complete

137. Another Fine Mess reviews

[Don Juan DeMarco] Madness isn't always as sudden as we might think. Before his sessions with Dr. Mickler, there were some telling moments with a different psychiatrist, who treated him...differently.

Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-23-05

138. Exhaustion reviews

One shot. Mort is visited by a few old friends that he thought he'd seen the last of long ago. Confusion ensues. Probably a bit disturbing.

Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-20-05 - Complete

139. Brokeback Bridge reviews

One shot. Sylvia had one great wish, and James may manage to fulfill it. Sweet, light, thoughtful.

Finding Neverland - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 9-15-05 - Complete

140. A Tranquil Diversion reviews

Alice returns briefly to Wonderland, armed only with adult sensibilities. Its been a long time. Very little has changed. Oneshot, with the Mad Hatter.

Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 56 - Published: 9-13-05 - Complete

141. Scenes from a Former Existence reviews

Premovie. Jackson watches Lisa's every move, and yet still learns less about her than he would like. LisaXJackson. Like everything else.

Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9-11-05

142. Uncertain reviews

Another one shot, once again highlighting the LisaJackson pairing. Takes place after the movie's end, and is heavier in content and intent. Enjoy!

Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 8-30-05 - Complete

143. Folie A Deux » reviews

Erik is dead, say the papers. But deep inside, Christine doubts. She returns to the lair beyond the lake... and discovers more than she ever dreamed possible. Primarily Lerouxbased. COMPLETED.

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,491 - Reviews: 285 - Updated: 8-30-05 - Published: 7-3-05 - Complete

144. A Long Walk Alone In The Dark reviews

The scene in the airplane bathroom goes a little differently. One shot, for those of you who thought there would be a little more LisaJackson romance.

Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 8-26-05 - Complete

145. I Think We're Alone Now reviews

When she finds the only Golden Ticket in the second contest, she's surprised to learn something about Wonka that she didn't know. There should be a farce setting here.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 8-25-05

146. Tomb Raider 3: The Revenge of Terry Sheridan » reviews

Good thing for Terry he was killed in the Cradle of Life... now he has a chance for revenge. Will he take it? Or will he get sidetracked by his reflection in a mirror? Read and review if you want a laugh.

Tomb Raider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 90 - Updated: 8-11-05 - Published: 1-12-05

147. The True Saga of Crazy as a Loon Erik » reviews

Completed. The next logical step after True Saga of Weak Willed Christine. Erik is really crazy... and not in the best way. This is completely insane and rather morbid. Please forgive me.

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,007 - Reviews: 179 - Updated: 7-31-05 - Published: 3-4-05 - Complete

148. The Black Knight Always Triumphs reviews

Absolut parody. In which Bruce Wayne is made fun of generally, Alfred is just sick of the whole thing, and Spiderman makes a guest appearance.

Batman - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-10-05

149. The Dead Hour reviews

An examination of how Crane first became Scarecrow. Dark, suicide themes.

Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 7-1-05

150. The Edge reviews

The truth behind what Erik was thinking as she kissed him, and what happened when she came briefly back. He is not the only one who is obsessed. Rated for certain situations.

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-20-05

151. Me Myself and I reviews

Nigh impossible to describe.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 6-2-05

152. Down Once reviews

Angsty one shot. He takes her down to the lair for the first time. Legend is a painful birth. Please read and review.

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-25-05 - Complete

153. Only Forever » reviews

She lost something in the depths of the Labyrinth and so did he. Can they join forces against the Goblin King? Or will a slight case of insanity get in the way? LabyPOTO crossover. COMPLETE.

Crossover - Labyrinth & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,761 - Reviews: 158 - Updated: 5-20-05 - Published: 5-4-05 - Jareth & Erik - Complete

154. Music of the Mind reviews

His first memories, the mask on his face, the sounds of the world. My first and hopefully only angsty one shot, as it made me rather depressed. Please R and R.

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-20-05 - Complete

155. Melancholy Tales of a Mad Masked Musician » reviews

An unfortunate series of one shots. Some old, some new, some disturbing, all insane. From Pink Haze to a smut parody... could things get any worse? Don't answer that question.

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,183 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 5-7-05 - Published: 2-19-05

156. The Heartwarming Story of Lukey and Boomer reviews

Chicago retold, with men in the main roles and a perverse sense of humor. Just when you thought it was safe to do jazz hands again...

Chicago! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-15-05

157. Original Vampire Brides: Road Trip » reviews

I've had a request. Nonetheless, here is another chapter. Main summary deleted as it doesn't really matter. COMPLETE!

Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,079 - Reviews: 223 - Updated: 4-13-05 - Published: 11-13-04 - Complete

158. Whose Lair Is It Anyway? » reviews

Something has gone decidedly odd, and all the versions of Erik that ever were descend on one lair, all convinced that they're the only Phantom. Randomness ensues. COMPLETE!

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,389 - Reviews: 937 - Updated: 4-7-05 - Published: 2-24-05 - Complete

159. The Lost Tales of A Steward's Son » reviews

This story follows the little-known youngest son of Denethor, who has an eye more on gaining fame for himself than on peace in the land, as the War of the Ring begins. ON HIATUS.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,722 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 3-30-05 - Published: 10-11-04 - Faramir & Boromir

160. XFiles: Shipper reviews

One-shot. Mulder eats Cocoapuffs, Scully is very bad at being seductive, and shippers have taken over the world. Kind of. Oh, the horror of it all!

X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-24-05 - Complete

161. The True Saga of WeakWilled Christine » reviews

A different take on the three main Phantom characters, Christine gets a chance to tell her side of the story, which should prove vastly amusing as she's not entirely sure what went on anyway.

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,485 - Reviews: 313 - Updated: 2-18-05 - Published: 1-30-05

162. What Else Rhymes With Duck? reviews

Lara and Terry... in limerick. Oh, I'm so bored... so terribly, terribly bored...

Tomb Raider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 2-3-05

163. Strange Angel » reviews

Reflecting on moments spent with the Phantom, Christine learns to regret... From their first encounter to the dreams she has of him now, she believes she should have made a different choice. Please read and review! Reviews much appreciated!

Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-20-05 - Published: 1-11-05

164. His Life An Open Book » reviews

In this episode, a brief appearance by the Phantom of the Opera, and Frankenstein, sorry, Duncan sings! Also Dracula appears and gives our heros a good tea! Yay! Story discusses some of the mysteries of Van Helsing's private life.

Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,401 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 1-7-05 - Published: 10-30-04

165. Big Bang Theory » reviews

Extras added, the Lost Episode with VH and Hannah's peculiar romance! Story finished! Carl and Van Helsing investigate a series of murders, some years old, connected to a former insane-asylum inmate. Complete.

Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 42,069 - Reviews: 131 - Updated: 12-31-04 - Published: 9-24-04 - Complete