| Random-Battlecry |
Author has written 107 stories for Van Helsing, Lord of the Rings, Phantom of the Opera, Tomb Raider, X-Files, Chicago!, Labyrinth, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Batman, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Red Eye, Alice in Wonderland, Finding Neverland, Secret Window, Misc. Movies, Pirates of the Caribbean, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Doctor Who, Sherlock Holmes, Good Omens, Star Wars, X-Men: The Movie, Oz Series, James Bond, Numb3rs, Pushing Daisies, Juno, Alias, Batman, Northern Exposure, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Tin Man, Sweet November, Guys and Dolls, Gone with the Wind, and Due South. The big news! Without Alice, a faux-sequel to Alice in Wonderland involving a Prince named Stoat, an evil Queen, a really short guy with orange corn-rows, and death, is now available here. Yes, readers of A Tranquil Diversion, this is the one I've been talking about for over two years. Giant publicity blitz to follow. Expect all the cool kids to have a copy. Actual bio coming soon! Watch this space... (Okay, so I lied about that bit. I will in all likelihood never actually write a bio for my bio page. "Bio" becomes "BO" if you take away the I, you know, and since I try to keep myself out of the equation, I probably would. Or if you add an "R" in the correct spot it will be "biro" which is a pen. I like pens. I steal them from people when they're not looking, and anytime I clean out my car or any of my numerous bags it appears that pens have been breeding wildly in the depths. Nothing has a good healthy sex life like a pen. Well, other than a rabbit, but I wouldn't keep rabbits. They're a lot harder to steal. Even if people aren't looking.) (Oh, and feel free to friend me on LJ, where you will find me as, surprise surprise, randombattlecry. ((Are you surprised? I know I was.))) Writing comes easy. All you have to do is stare at a blank page till your forehead bleeds. -Douglas Adams | |||||||||||
1. Vile CanuckThat's what partnerships were about. A combination of differences. Good cop, bad cop. Chicago, Canada. Police officer, Mountie. It would be better, of course, if they could reach some sort of agreement about it. Fraser and Ray, getting used to each other.Due South - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Published: 11-6-09 - Benton F. & Ray V. - Complete2. Always Teatime » reviewsThey're at tea. They're always, always at tea, and there's no time to wash the things between whiles. A series of short pieces, featuring the genial beverage and based around an overloaded table.Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-8-09 - Published: 9-4-09 - Mad Hatter & Alice3. As Lucifer reviewsAt 17, Rhett visits Savannah and is terribly bored. His only distraction is the romantic drama going on between a proud, beautiful girl and her dark eyed cousin, Philippe Robillard. Rhett, Ellen, Philippe. Everyone was young once.Gone with the Wind - Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,288 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-4-09 - Complete4. All The Rage reviewsLogan wonders why he gets sent after her, every time she runs away. Rogue knows the reason. Wherever she's going, he's the only one that can always catch up with her. Rogue/Logan. One shot.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-30-09 - Rogue & Wolverine - Complete5. Pies of the Damned » reviewsIt was hard to say at exactly what point the new case became an issue, but Chuck was willing to bet it was when someone mentioned necrophilia and Ned’s eye began to twitch. Now they've got a vampire on the loose. Nothing can stop secrets from emerging.Pushing Daisies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,248 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 9-24-09 - Published: 10-21-086. A Little Fall of RainMissouri Breaks/One-Eyed Jacks Xover. Clayton the regulator and Rio the outlaw find themselves in jail together. Nothing breeds dislike so much as being related. Unfortunately, there's only one bullet in the gun.Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,480 - Published: 9-12-09 - Complete7. The Prodigal reviewsDon Juan DeMarco He traded in the cape for some jeans, the accent for freedom. Don Juan returns to an island he remembers keenly, where the love of his life waits for him forever. The couple on their second honeymoon are just along for the ride.Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-20-09 - Complete8. Afters reviewsA Streetcar Named Desire. You didn't think you could hide from me forever, did you, he says. No, Stella tells him, no, just long enough. Five years later, Stanley Kowalski is a brick wall coming down the sidewalk, and Stella has nowhere to go.Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-19-09 - Complete9. With a White Stone reviewsHe marked the days that were particularly pleasant with a white stone. Days such as this one, when Alice was a captive, enchanted audience, breathlessly waiting for the story to continue.Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-5-09 - Alice - Complete10. Of Many Hats reviewsThere's a new hat shop in town, and Alice finds the hat maker and his assistant strangely familiar. Mr. Carter seems to have mistaken himself for someone else, however, and Mr. Hasen is thoroughly occupied with getting the tea on. Some Alice/Hatter.Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,213 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-5-09 - Alice & Mad Hatter - Complete11. On Repeat reviewsAmbrose is looking for any reason, any reason at all, to spend time with DG. But his excuses are getting a little thin. DG/Ambrose, somewhat onesided, and mentions of DG/Cain. Post-miniseries. One shot.Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-5-09 - Glitch & DG - Complete12. Shills and Decoys reviewsAfter drinks and dancing and mission bells, the taxi to the airport turns out to be the fun part. Sky and Sister Sarah, leaving Cuba behind. One-shot.Guys and Dolls - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-28-09 - Complete13. Thirty Days Hath reviews1968 Sweet November. She's trying to teach him the fine art of plumbing, but he's getting all tangled up in words and bicycle tape. Sara/Charlie. One shot.Sweet November - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-17-09 - Complete14. Alice Aforethought reviewsThe truth was, he'd seen this girl coming miles away. Seen straight to the future to her reentry to Wonderland, when suddenly she was so delightful. Now, though, she's an annoying little girl who prattles on endlessly. Hatter/Alice, and a tea party.Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-13-09 - Alice & Mad Hatter - Complete15. Lastly, In The Fire reviewsHe doesn't want to tell her he's afraid, because she'll just press the advantage. But he is. He's terrified, bone deep, somewhere in the soul he's still convinced he has. Kara/Leoben. Spoilers for 4.11.Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-1-09 - K. Thrace/Starbuck & L. Conoy - Complete16. Like Those White GhostsFanfic for Double Happiness. She gets out of the car and runs for her life. She's afraid to leave things behind, but more afraid not to reach out for the things in front of her. Jade/Mark.Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Published: 12-23-08 - Complete17. What It Wouldn't Be, It Would reviewsHe really should have learned by now not to underestimate Ace’s penchant for experimenting. The Seventh Doctor and Ace, in the middle of it all. One-shot.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-18-08 - Ace & 7th Doctor - Complete18. The Things That Come After reviewsHe wakes up in a hospital yet again, and his sanity slips away a little more. Harvey Dent has an argument with himself, post-death. One shot with Harvey, Rachel, and sort of the Joker. Takes place after TDK.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-26-08 - Harvey D. & Rachel D. - Complete19. Identity Theft » reviewsA distress call from Second Plight, where time is changing drastically. If only a dying people was all they had to deal with, but when a harmless-looking girl enters their lives, the Doctor's changed pretty drastically himself. Ten/Rose. Now complete!Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,793 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-26-08 - Published: 7-3-08 - 10th Doctor - Complete20. Thinking Of Me The Same Old Way reviewsSome of the things she suspected turned out to be true. One shot. Ahamo/DG one-sided, DG/Cain.Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-20-08 - Ahamo & DG - Complete21. Win the Battle, Lose the War reviewsHe chooses his defeats, she makes his victories. Thirteen years later, the stories have changed. Roy/Alexandria. Fanfic for "The Fall."Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-20-08 - Complete22. Leaving the Lights On reviewsHe comes back to a surprise. Not all that dies is dead. A short piece for the prompt "the enemy of my enemy is my friend," with the Joker and Rachel.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-13-08 - Joker - Complete23. Mutal Admiration and Respect reviewsI'm having a dinner party," Laura says, "and you're not invited." The President and the Commander, early on.Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-6-08 - W. Adama & L. Roslin - Complete24. Native Son reviewsHe loves this city. It does things for his amusement, mass pratfalls and mass executions. It believes in bats and Harvey Dent and getting ahead while you still have one. Pre-TDK. One-shot.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-28-08 - Complete25. Long Live The Bat reviewsIt irks him, that he has to find out from a newspaper, instead of being there for the end itself. The Bat is dead, and the Joker wants revenge. Gotham's going to be so boring without a flying rodent. Joker, Batman, Harley, Riddler, etc.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-18-0826. A Jester Among Us » reviewsHe acts as the agent of chaos, a serious duty but a lot of fun. She tries not to feel that she's tagging along, tries to create a little mayhem of her own. In the midst of a plot to kidnap Gordon and trap a bat, comes a new worry. Joker/Harley, post TDK.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 9-9-08 - Published: 8-23-0827. Bird In Hand reviewsSo he’s stuck in Arkham with the droolers and the ravers. Thank God Batsy’s having to do a little time himself. The Joker’s absolutely starved for entertainment, and a little mutual psychoanalysis will do them both the world of good. Post-TDK.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-2-08 - Complete28. Mary Poppins: A Tragedy reviewsWhat to do when the heirs are setting off bombs and generally acting up? Hire a governess, of course. Too bad Mr. Banks has such a history with this one. She's the last person he expected to see. Mary Poppins. Yes. You read it right.Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-19-08 - Complete29. Alice's Adventures in a DemiHell reviewsThe notion of having the best of both worlds had always appealed to her. But when some denizens of Wonderland show up in her house, she suspects things have gone a bit too far. One-shot.Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-18-08 - Complete30. All Ye Who Enter reviewsHe's a little busy, what with being an agent of chaos and all. But stealing Rachel Dawes, well, that he can always find time for. It's part of the so-called plan, anyway. Mid-TDK, one-shot, the Joker and Rachel.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-15-0831. Playing At Pretend reviewsButch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Butch needs a little help from a friend, and Etta's the only one of the right gender. They both forget what a good liar he is. Butch/Etta, pre-movie.Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-14-08 - Complete32. In The Offing reviewsMid-TDK. He leaps on the bus and takes them all for the ride of their lives, a murderous conundrum in an archaic nurse outfit. The Joker and his victims to be.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-12-08 - Complete33. Predicate reviewsShe's not going to tell him she still goes to Juneau for that medical conference every year. He's not going to tell her that he took flying lessons. Fleischman and O'Connell, together again. One-shot.Northern Exposure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-12-08 - Complete34. And Lifts The Latch » reviewsThere's enough stories going around about this prisoner that she's beginning to doubt men and firepower. The Joker waltzes away, and Harley Quinn follows. Postscript to The Dark Knight. Part three posted. Really finished now.Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,006 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 7-30-08 - Published: 7-20-08 - Complete35. Time Has Made Me reviewsEven here, at the end of all things, she still takes some convincing. The Doctor and Rose, past the end of the fourth series. Spoilers for Journey's End.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-7-08 - Complete36. And Kills Potent Kings reviewsThis time, he fights. A one shot based largely on morbid spec for the ending of series four. Ten, Rose, and the Master.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-18-08 - Complete37. Absolution » reviewsTwo years after Christine left him, Erik finds himself haunted by her, still, and enlists the help of a census taker to hunt her down and force another confrontation. Both EC and EOW.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 66,632 - Reviews: 570 - Updated: 4-23-08 - Published: 3-2-05 - Complete38. Sure reviewsOh, she knew. She knew because he told her. Once. Tenth Doctor and Rose, oneshot.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-18-08 - Complete39. In Case reviewsHe wanted to be her, the way she was him. One shot that takes place during the first season episode "Color Blind." Sydney and Shepard in the safe house.Alias - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-14-08 - Sydney B. - Complete40. Mine, Almost reviewsThis fat suit, she likes. This one, she can take off. She forgets that it makes her look exactly the same. Juno, Mark, a years later tag end to the movie.Juno - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-25-08 - Complete41. 357 Conversations About One Thing reviewsNo matter how you look at it, its still a different species.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-6-08 - Complete42. Guided By Wire reviewsThe facts were these. Chuck thought it was too weird to wear a dress she was meant to be buried in. Ned thought, for his own peace of mind, she should wear some pants. Clearly a shopping expedition is in order. One-shot.Pushing Daisies - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-20-08 - Complete43. Might Not Never reviewsHe's kissing her an awful lot, this dream around. Much much postDoomsday, no spoilers for anything else. 10Rose.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-24-07 - Complete44. Phoenix reviewsThere's a little remnant of Gallifrey left, tucked away in the back of the TARDIS. Rose finds it without even looking. 10Rose.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-24-07 - Complete45. Tell Me reviewsHe's alone in a boat with a lightless lantern, and he doesn't know where he's going. It may be her time, but she wasn't keeping track. One shot, post AWE. Norrington, Elizabeth.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-29-07 - Complete46. The Certainty Principle reviewsHe looked supremely out of place in the dark classroom. She never was really sure what he was doing there. One shot, DonxAmita.Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-21-07 - Amita R. & Don E. - Complete47. The Universe Next Door reviewsShe told them about one dream, and regretted it ever since. There was no way to explain that it wasn’t the goodbye she needed. She gave him credit for trying. PostDoomsday.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-24-06 - Complete48. Never Again reviewsShe had to go back and think of it, later. Think it over again, and wonder what he really meant. PostDoomsday.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-24-06 - Complete49. Logic reviewsThere is a Doctor, and he travels with Rose, in this and all universes. PostDoomsday.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-24-06 - Complete50. For My Sins reviewsNevermind that agents of his rank had the life expectancy of gnats. As far as he was concerned, everything after the first kill was anticlimax. Post Casino Royale. Oneshot.James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-4-06 - Complete51. Continuation Theory » reviewsIt isn't easy coming to terms with things when someone changes, and even harder when you can't remember why. But the real trouble comes when the person who's supposed to know what's going on is walking around with his eyes wide shut. RosexTen.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-4-06 - Published: 10-27-0652. Past Perfect reviewsRun, he’d said. He hadn’t told her when to stop. There were hidden moments all along, which no one saw. RosexNine.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-27-0653. The Perfect Ten reviewsShe made the mistake of asking him to make dinner. The TARDIS substitutes, broccoli is integrated, and chaos, unsurprisingly, ensues. Sorry about the kittens. RosexTenDoctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 10-27-06 - Complete54. Perfectly Normal reviewsSome things about humans catch even the Doctor off balance. No spoilers, fairly short, with Rose and Ten.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-27-06 - Complete55. Waste Not reviewsShe wonders if he remembers the night she tried to bargain for her life, and he reminded her she had next to nothing with which to bargain. Oneshot, ElizabethBarbossa and some ElizabethJack. Set after DMC.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-19-06 - Complete56. An Act of Outright Stupidity reviewsThe first time she sees him, one of them is in trouble. JE. Oneshot. Set sort of before DMC.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-19-06 - Complete57. Three reviewsThe first saved her. The second stole her. The third shouldn't have meant anything at all. JE, EB, and, er, EW. One shot.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-8-06 - Complete58. The Not Quite Believable Story of Lemon Gently » reviewsHer father was her mother. Her home is in jeopardy, and Alex Trebeck isn't looking happy. A space ship has landed on her lawn, and an alien is offering to show her adventures, excitement, and really wild things. And her name is Lemon.Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 7-2-06 - Published: 2-15-0659. Exodus » reviews[POTCxCorpseBride] A tragic tale of romance, passion, moonlit nights, rum, and two dead people.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 7-2-06 - Published: 10-3-0560. The Original reviewsShe bought him some of his own. The least he could do is share. Set after Fear Her but basically spoiler free, apart from the marmalade. Oneshot, 10Rose.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 6-27-06 - Complete61. Walk On reviewsChildhood fears aren't easy to face. An odd and dark one shot, as the Scarecrow and Dorothy journey to the Emerald City.Oz Series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-15-06 - Complete62. Rise Above reviewsShe asks and he delivers, a lesson in Gallifreyan biology and a look at what could have, should have been. Ninth Doctor and Rose. One shot.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-3-06 - Complete63. Rude And reviewsA DoctorxRose story, except a bit unusual. Each regeneration seems to get younger and hotter. One shot.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-31-06 - Complete64. Transition reviewsA little bit for those of us who favor RoguexWolverine. You know who you are. One shot.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-26-06 - Wolverine & Rogue - Complete65. Just Breathe reviewsEventually, everyone has to meet the parents. A patently ridiculous one shot, for which I heartily apologize.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-1-06 - Han S. & Darth V. - Complete66. Square One reviewsShe wants the night before. He just wants the morning after. 9Rose.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-18-06 - Complete67. Jargon reviewsShe spends far too much time staring at him, heedless of what curiousity did to the cat. One shot. 9Rose. Comfy as an armchair.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-16-06 - Complete68. The Perfect Failure reviewsEven demons aren't immune to past failures catching up when you least expect it. Crowley finds this out firsthand.Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-13-06 - Complete69. The Trespass reviewsOne doesn’t become a pundit without paying some attention to the impulses of the human race. A young Holmes helps out an old friend. One shot.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-8-06 - Complete70. A Book Before Bedtime reviewsThe Doctor reads a bedtime story. Rose is easily amused. Warning for gratuitous corruption of Dr. Seuss. Oneshot. 9Rose.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-2-06 - Complete71. Terms of Endearment » reviewsDoomed to immortality and fed-up with his lot, Erik loses his temper and offs a group of his more annoying phangirls. He finds himself forced to take refuge in the cellar of an unlovely, unworthy Gerry-phanatic.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,219 - Reviews: 312 - Updated: 3-17-06 - Published: 2-20-0572. Inevitable reviewsOne shot. Lisa thinks seriously about her life with Jackson, or the possibility of one, or something along those lines. Kind of fluffy! Well, not really. Pseudo fluffy!Red Eye - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-6-06 - Complete73. The Knight on the Landing » reviewsShe'd sworn it would never happen to her again. For every decision, there are two courses of action. Two choices open to her, two roads. In short, upstairs or down.Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 2-23-06 - Published: 10-11-05 - Complete74. The Further Adventures Of » reviewsThe long anticipated, quite inebriated, nearly cremated, never sated,addle pated, highly rated, KissMeKateed, badly fated, widely hated sequel to Whose Lair Is It Anyway. In which chaos ensues generally.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,064 - Reviews: 354 - Updated: 2-15-06 - Published: 5-14-05 - Complete75. Yours In Boredom reviewsCarl's letter to a fangirl from long ago. Things go along as usual in the Vatican. For a given value of usual.Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-28-06 - Complete76. Improv » reviewsAnything that can go wrong, will go wrong. I shouldn't have invited the children to the factory. I should have gotten a pet. A nice quiet pet. During the factory tour, everything goes... well, wonky.Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,320 - Reviews: 117 - Updated: 1-28-06 - Published: 8-6-0577. The Cat and the Captain reviewsCuriously enough, someone came after him for a purpose other than the price on his head. Oneshot, JE, and a product of staying home sick. Please review if you read.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-7-05 - Complete78. Heavily Medicated for Your Safety reviewsOne shot. Charlie imitates Wonka. Wonka does weird things. Love is in the air. Sort of. Nonslash. Indications of rhinos.Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-9-05 - Complete79. Another Fine Mess reviews[Don Juan DeMarco] Madness isn’t always as sudden as we might think. Before his sessions with Dr. Mickler, there were some telling moments with a different psychiatrist, who treated him...differently.Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-23-0580. Exhaustion reviewsOne shot. Mort is visited by a few old friends that he thought he'd seen the last of long ago. Confusion ensues. Probably a bit disturbing.Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-20-05 - Complete81. Brokeback Bridge reviewsOne shot. Sylvia had one great wish, and James may manage to fulfill it. Sweet, light, thoughtful.Finding Neverland - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 9-15-05 - Complete82. A Tranquil Diversion reviewsAlice returns briefly to Wonderland, armed only with adult sensibilities. Its been a long time. Very little has changed. Oneshot, with the Mad Hatter.Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 9-13-05 - Complete83. Scenes from a Former Existence reviewsPremovie. Jackson watches Lisa's every move, and yet still learns less about her than he would like. LisaXJackson. Like everything else.Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-11-0584. Uncertain reviewsAnother one shot, once again highlighting the LisaJackson pairing. Takes place after the movie's end, and is heavier in content and intent. Enjoy!Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 8-30-05 - Complete85. Folie A Deux » reviewsErik is dead, say the papers. But deep inside, Christine doubts. She returns to the lair beyond the lake... and discovers more than she ever dreamed possible. Primarily Lerouxbased. COMPLETED.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,056 - Reviews: 284 - Updated: 8-30-05 - Published: 7-3-05 - Complete86. A Long Walk Alone In The Dark reviewsThe scene in the airplane bathroom goes a little differently. One shot, for those of you who thought there would be a little more LisaJackson romance.Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 8-26-05 - Complete87. I Think We're Alone Now reviewsWhen she finds the only Golden Ticket in the second contest, she's surprised to learn something about Wonka that she didn't know. There should be a farce setting here.Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 8-25-0588. Tomb Raider 3: The Revenge of Terry Sheridan » reviewsGood thing for Terry he was killed in the Cradle of Life... now he has a chance for revenge. Will he take it? Or will he get sidetracked by his reflection in a mirror? Read and review if you want a laugh.Tomb Raider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,289 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 8-11-05 - Published: 1-12-0589. The True Saga of Crazy as a Loon Erik » reviewsCompleted. The next logical step after True Saga of Weak Willed Christine. Erik is really crazy... and not in the best way. This is completely insane and rather morbid. Please forgive me.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,645 - Reviews: 178 - Updated: 7-31-05 - Published: 3-4-05 - Complete90. The Black Knight Always Triumphs reviewsAbsolut parody. In which Bruce Wayne is made fun of generally, Alfred is just sick of the whole thing, and Spiderman makes a guest appearance.Batman - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-10-0591. The Dead Hour reviewsAn examination of how Crane first became Scarecrow. Dark, suicide themes.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 7-1-0592. The Edge reviewsThe truth behind what Erik was thinking as she kissed him, and what happened when she came briefly back. He is not the only one who is obsessed. Rated for certain situations.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-20-0593. Me Myself and I reviewsNigh impossible to describe.Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 6-2-0594. Down Once reviewsAngsty one shot. He takes her down to the lair for the first time. Legend is a painful birth. Please read and review.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-25-05 - Complete95. Only Forever » reviewsShe lost something in the depths of the Labyrinth and so did he. Can they join forces against the Goblin King? Or will a slight case of insanity get in the way? LabyPOTO crossover. COMPLETE.Crossover - Labyrinth & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,361 - Reviews: 149 - Updated: 5-20-05 - Published: 5-4-05 - Jareth & Erik - Complete96. Music of the Mind reviewsHis first memories, the mask on his face, the sounds of the world. My first and hopefully only angsty one shot, as it made me rather depressed. Please R and R.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-20-05 - Complete97. Melancholy Tales of a Mad Masked Musician » reviewsAn unfortunate series of one shots. Some old, some new, some disturbing, all insane. From Pink Haze to a smut parody... could things get any worse? Don't answer that question.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,753 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 5-7-05 - Published: 2-19-0598. The Heartwarming Story of Lukey and Boomer reviewsChicago retold, with men in the main roles and a perverse sense of humor. Just when you thought it was safe to do jazz hands again...Chicago! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-15-0599. Original Vampire Brides: Road Trip » reviewsI've had a request. Nonetheless, here is another chapter. Main summary deleted as it doesn't really matter. COMPLETE!Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,921 - Reviews: 223 - Updated: 4-13-05 - Published: 11-13-04 - Complete100. Whose Lair Is It Anyway? » reviewsSomething has gone decidedly odd, and all the versions of Erik that ever were descend on one lair, all convinced that they're the only Phantom. Randomness ensues. COMPLETE!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,012 - Reviews: 924 - Updated: 4-7-05 - Published: 2-24-05 - Complete101. The Lost Tales of A Steward's Son » reviewsThis story follows the little-known youngest son of Denethor, who has an eye more on gaining fame for himself than on peace in the land, as the War of the Ring begins. ON HIATUS.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,948 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 3-30-05 - Published: 10-11-04 - Faramir & Boromir102. XFiles: Shipper reviewsOne-shot. Mulder eats Cocoapuffs, Scully is very bad at being seductive, and shippers have taken over the world. Kind of. Oh, the horror of it all!X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-24-05 - Complete103. The True Saga of WeakWilled Christine » reviewsA different take on the three main Phantom characters, Christine gets a chance to tell her side of the story, which should prove vastly amusing as she's not entirely sure what went on anyway.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,732 - Reviews: 307 - Updated: 2-18-05 - Published: 1-30-05104. What Else Rhymes With Duck? reviewsLara and Terry... in limerick. Oh, I'm so bored... so terribly, terribly bored...Tomb Raider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 2-3-05105. Strange Angel » reviewsReflecting on moments spent with the Phantom, Christine learns to regret... From their first encounter to the dreams she has of him now, she believes she should have made a different choice. Please read and review! Reviews much appreciated!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 1-20-05 - Published: 1-11-05106. His Life An Open Book » reviewsIn this episode, a brief appearance by the Phantom of the Opera, and Frankenstein, sorry, Duncan sings! Also Dracula appears and gives our heros a good tea! Yay! Story discusses some of the mysteries of Van Helsing's private life.Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,273 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 1-7-05 - Published: 10-30-04107. Big Bang Theory » reviewsExtras added, the Lost Episode with VH and Hannah's peculiar romance! Story finished! Carl and Van Helsing investigate a series of murders, some years old, connected to a former insane-asylum inmate. Complete.Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 33,215 - Reviews: 131 - Updated: 12-31-04 - Published: 9-24-04 - Complete