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since: 04-29-01, id: 64156, Profile Updated: 12-18-08
country: United States
web: Homepage
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Digimon, and South Park.

My name is an oddly distinct spelling of an otherwise natural appellation. I must confess, I have this strange affinity for pens, and klepto the ones I like. Not from stores or anything, just work. Speaking of work, I'm employed at a highly unmistakable organization created to brainwash small children and unsuspecting parents into giving them their money; for ludicrous things such as princess boots, space cowboys, culinary rats, and robotic trash cans. Unmistakably, I myself have also had my individualistic mentality stripped away while I am there, and find myself more and more acute with the ridonkulous mishaps this company produces. But, I will not accept that Chihuahua movie: I WILL NOT! I also work part-time at another business that deals with handling classically trained monkeys. I get paid top dollar for things these said monkeys should be able to do themselves, but alas, we do not live in such a world. In my free time (if any), I like to hang out with the unsuspecting victims I've acquired as friends, go on cinematic adventures, and KO to my hearts content. I'm an oddball, children, and if you can roll with that, you can bounce with me. :)

Interests/Hobbies: Man, I don't know if I really have any anymore because I hardly draw now and I can barely conceive a plot line to write. I guess I love to sleep all day. :D

Extra:

Do what you wanna do
As long as what you wanna do
Is what everybody wants you to
Glue baby, buy some glue
Just incase in what your doing
Involves using scissors again

- South Park Elementary School Musical

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1. The Invisible reviews
I can observe things that other people, busy people focused on important things, wouldn’t notice. Like how my brother is in love with his best friend. Ike's POV. Mentioning of Stan/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-19-08 - Ike B. - Complete
2. Perfect Picture reviews
Nobody knows it, but Kenny McCormick likes to draw.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-16-05
3. Good Enough reviews
To think that moments before he had just admitted to his best friend of seventeen years that he had a crush on him, still blew his mind. Of course, the reaction he received was what he had expected, but not what he would have wanted. KyleStan one-sided.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-15-05
4. Be A Man, Kyle Broflovski reviews
Kyle can't wait to finally be considered an adult. Will him coming of age prove he's ready to do things on his own or will it take a little bit more than a bar-mitzvah to prove to him and everyone else that he's ready to be a man? Slash
South Park - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-15-05
5. Son of Mine reviews
Mr. Ishida contemplates the time passing by as his little boy grows up. (Old story, uploaded from old username Vaurien)
Digimon - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-19-04 - Yamato I./Matt & Hiroaki I./Mr. Ishida
6. Winter Wonder reviews
Yamato doesn't know how he gets tricked into things, like playing in the snow. (Taito pairing along with SoraXJyou, because.. I didn't know who else to put her with. lol)
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-18-04 - Taichi Y./Tai K. & Yamato I./Matt
7. The Wizard Prison Tango reviews
A parody of Chicago's 'Cell Block Tango' (I know, I know.) with Hermione, Ginny, Cho, Pansy, Olympia and Alicia. They didn't do nothin' wrong! Oh, but who gets killed? Read and find out! I like reviews too. ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-1-03
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