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since: 07-27-04, id: 641770, Profile Updated: 08-09-09
country: United States
Author has written 13 stories for His Dark Materials, Harry Potter, Misc. Books, South Park, and Les Miserables.

Salutations.
I'm Amelia. My name is 19.
Eh you knew what I meant.
Below are my fics. I have taken down not a one, so the layers of embarrassing obsessions are forever frozen like foliations in the fossil record. It's a matter of principle, you see.

I've written stuff for, in no particular order, His Dark Materials, The Triplets of Belleville, When the Wind Blows, "South Park," Harry Potter, L'Étranger (which, for reasons I can understand, does not have a category), Les Misérables, and various crossovers between them; I dabbled in AU, went through a major slash phase, and nearly all of my stories are incomplete. Plotlines for my major ones are mapped but I'm no longer 15 so what say you. All "South Park" stories, including "Fierté Dedans," are on permanent hiatus; I do have unposted material, so if you're really curious, for some damn reason, you can contact me. The Triplets of Belleville and When the Wind Blows vagaries will probably also never be finished––nor, however, do I plan to delete them. As for Manifold, I would like to complete it, but I am not sure when that is going to happen; if I knew I had readers I would be more motivated.

I take none of it seriously except for the things involving L'Étranger and Les Misérables.

In order––based on quality (or lack thereof) alone, irrespective of the fandom––from "I would recommend this" to "Don't touch this with a ten-foot pencil": Execution in Algiers; The Irreparable Abandonment of a Thinking Being; The Bagnard and the Bohemian; Manifold; Fierté Dedans; Codename Rose; Goodbye, Juliana; Death of a Specimen; Champion and Sonya; College Town; Kyle Broflovski Has Grown Up; Another Crossover Thing; Sueish Author Proxy Thing for Fun.

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1. The Irreparable Abandonment of a Thinking Being » reviews
Chronicling some of Valjean's time in Toulon: Chenildieu is assigned to Valjean, in what will be a five-year partnership.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,957 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-9-09 - Published: 7-14-08 - Valjean
2. The Bagnard and the Bohemian » reviews
Tagline: "My husband is in hell. Yet he is on this earth." Standalone--might expand, if requested. A day in the life of Javert’s parents--before he was born.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 7-6-08 - Complete
3. Manifold » reviews
Remember the guy from TAS who is given a passing mention? Who got put in a dungeon because of his calabi-yau manifold? This is his story. Bad summary...take a look?
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,465 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-25-08 - Published: 11-13-04
4. Execution in Algiers reviews
L'Étranger" aka "The Outsider" aka "The Stranger" by Albert Camus. Account of the last moments of Meursault's life by a spectator at his execution. Yes, yes I DID write Camus fanfiction. I did.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-11-08 - Complete
5. Codename Rose » reviews
South Park Alternate Timeframe:: The year is 1942. The place is Paris. France is occupied by the Nazis, and one expatriate Brit finds himself aligned with one of the most dangerous Resistance groups in Paris along with one of its members, the Mole. Slashi
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-20-05 - Published: 11-12-05
6. Fierte Dedans » reviews
Fierté dedans," French for "pride within." Among the Mole's dying words. But thanks to Kenny, he's alive, a teenager, and entangled between the affections of Kyle and Gregory. Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,664 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-28-05 - Published: 5-5-05
7. College Town reviews
A parody of the song Mountain Town, based on the town I live in.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-7-05
8. Another Crossover Thing reviews
The South Park characters have daemons, as in His Dark Materials. Basically, they have externalized souls in the forms of animals that best reflect them...
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-20-04
9. Kyle Broflovski has grown up » reviews
[CH 3 UP] This has got to be the lamest title ever, I know. Anyway, this is my homage fic to Kyle Broflovski. He's grown up now. The chapter breaks make no sense :D
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-28-04 - Published: 11-10-04
10. Sueish Author Proxy thing for fun reviews
I have disowned this fic, but am keeping it here for archival purposes. Just so you know.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-18-04
11. Death of a Specimen » reviews
This story is based off of the book When the Wind Blows (and, to a lesser degree, The Lake House) by James Patterson. The main character is my OC, Sarah Lindiaci, but
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-13-04
12. Goodbye, Juliana » reviews
Snape fans come forth. And even if you hate him, this just might be for you...no one ever told you that Snape had a cousin. A protective cousin. See Snape in his young, troubled days at Hogwarts. See my OC and boo her, if you wish. Rated for mild profanit
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-11-04 - Severus S. & James P. - Complete
13. Champion and Sonya » reviews
CHAPTER 2 NOW UP! A His Dark Materials-The Triplets of Belleville crossover. Champion Souza, the cyclist hero of The Triplets of Belleville, discovers his dæmon. More but no room to describe it here.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-9-04 - Published: 8-16-04
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