Previously Brand-New-Red-Head (but then I dyed my hair, so I'm not a redhead anymore, see?)

Also previously just-another-random 2991

I'm now on fictionpress too, if you want to read my weird poems (possibly only poems I've ever written. I'm no poet) and even weirder original fiction.

http://www.fictionpress.com/u/563306/

I've been getting a bit lazy with my fics, due to insane amounts of homework and getting distracted by original fiction (I'm co-writing a story for the first time. It's difficult!) But I promise I'll stop being lazy and update soon!

Me, Yes Me!

Name: Susie.

Age: 16.

Hair: Brown. Oh so brown. It's in-between styles right now, so it just sort of hangs there.

Eyes: Two.

Nationality: I'm Scottish. I like it here. The weather sucks, but we have irn bru, lemon marmalade, the Fife accent, and David Tennant. What's not to like?

Awesome Books: The entire discworld series (my favourite being Mort), Artemis Fowl (I'm still a 12-year-old at heart), One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Silence of the Lambs, Pride and Prejudice, Twilight, Inkheart.

Awesome Films: Lucky Number Slevin, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (highly underrated, IMHO), Holes (yeah, the 12-year-old thing), Mulan, Robin Hood: Men In Tights (what? I like slapstick on occasion), Down With Love, Stardust, The Dark Knight, Inkheart.

Awesome TV Programmes: Supernatural, Robin Hood (BBC), Scrubs, House, Mock the Week, Merlin (My new discovery - I love it!), Flight of the Conchords, The Allan and Craig Show (it's on youtube - I demand you watch it now!).

Ok, so I like the word awesome.

Also, as a side note, being British, I'm not always wholly sure of certain American laws, and sometimes use British spellings (colour, mum, mould, etc). If its based on an american tv show/book/film, I'll try my best to keep it American, but you're going to have to bear with me.

My Fics

Kicking and Screaming - Holes fic - My first fic for two years. The D-tent boys are pissed off when they hear a new girl called Ashley Warren is coming to CGL, so they're pretty relieved when Ashley turns out to be a guy. However, Ashley turns out to be a complete thug. He's been done for joyriding, kidnapping, GBH, breaking and entering, arson... but they couldn't pin him down on more than one charge (like Al Capone). So if he's such a heartless thug, why are there tears on his pillow at night? Rates for swearing and violence. COMPLETE

10 Things I Hate About You - Artemis Fowl Poem - A little five-minute poem written from Holly's POV, based on the poem from 10 Things I Hate About You. Arty/Holly shipping. A bit cheesy, but that's why I love it! COMPLETE (one shot anyway, so it would be complete)

It's All Coming Out - Holes fic - Slightly lighter than my last Holes one. The D-tent boys are in the rec room, when a minor earthquake causes the door to slam and become blocked. Mr Sir (reluctantly) sends for help, but it turns out that help won't arrive for a few days. Stuck in the rec room with only each other for company, they start to talk and, one by one, the secrets start pouring out. Some funny, some angsty. COMPLETE (at last!)

Checkmate - Harry Potter fic - An angsty Ron oneshot. Set during the chess bit in Philosopher's Stone, it's just everything that runs through Ron's head as he decides whether or not to sacrifice himself. COMPLETE (another oneshot)

An Accident Waiting To Happen - Harry Potter fic - Fred and George are messing around with a time charm. Testing it out, they attempt to move back thirty minutes. Surprise, surprise, they botch it up and find themselves thirty years back, Hogwarts1966. They meet the Marauders, who agree to help them, in return for help in a raging prank war against the Slytherins. Major writer's block right now, might be a while. Chapter 4's in progress, I promise. IN PROGRESS

Zeppelin Rules! - Supernatural fic - Pretty AU. Lucas (the kid from Dead On The Water, remember him?) has been obsessed with the supernatural since Dean pulled him from the water six years ago. So when a demon kills his mum, what else can he do but become a hunter? And if he meet Missouri, or turns up at the roadhouse, or has a run in with ed and harry, or even meets the brothers, then so be it!

That's all for now. Please read my fics and review. But, as I nag at the beginning and/or end of almost all my chapters, keep the criticism CONSTRUCTIVE!

Peace out

C-M