| Barley Shadow |
Author has written 14 stories for Secret Window, Lord of the Rings, Sleepy Hollow, Pirates of the Caribbean, Misc. Movies, and Chocolat. Um. . .I've never written a bio before. Well. My name's Silver Bell, it's a strange name, my great nana Lily gave it to me through a clairvoyant. The regularly(ish) updated bit: Likes: Um, I like chocolate, I like writing, I like potatoes, I like Johnny Depp, although I do not like disclaimers that go like this: I do not own Secret Window/Pirates of the Caribbean/Sleepy Hollow/(insert your Johnny Depp movie here) or Johnny Depp, although I wish I did own Johnny Depp, he's the sexiest actor on the planet drool drool drool. Sam from Benny & Joon is my idol. I'm going to see Pirates of the Caribbean 2 dressed as a whore and Claire's going as Jack and Sarie the Fairy's coming as a pirate and everyone's coming and it's gonna be loads of fun. I bet no ones even reading down this far. I'm halfway through The Queens Fool and it's great, I might have to read Philippa Gregory's The Other Boleyn Girl too. And Cousin Sophie's recommended Belinda Jones' books, so I'm gonna try them too. I got 1 A, 7 B's and 2 C's in my exams. Matt got 9 A*'s and 2 A's, he is very smart. And very nice. Claire thinks my results are fantastic, she's lovely, and I would just like to say, from Sarie the Fairy, a whole lot of BLAH. There, that told you. I want to be (whenever I grow up,) either *takes a big breath* a production designer, set dresser, costume designer or script writer, anything arty and movieish. I've just got my provisional driving license, so if you're out and about in the south of Bedfordshire, England, make sure you wear a seatbelt. So that's me, in a nutshell, I'm kinda wanting to do the Austin Powers thing about being in a nutshell, but I won't. Lots of love | |||||||
1. Return to the Kingdom of Shadows reviewsDean Corso's thoughts, before he decides on what he should do. One shot, for now. . .Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-30-05 - Complete2. We Had No Bags of Grass » reviews(Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.) Since there are a lot of FaL fans out there, here's what happens to Duke and Ema after they return from Washington, when they can't find any grass.Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-26-04 - Published: 11-17-043. Revenge is Sweet » reviewsSequel (argh) to The Archeress. Ichabod's next assignment, with some old faces, Claire? Katrina? And some new ones. Ichabod's choices, has he changed in the past four years? Will he find love? (Dedicated to pumpkinpuss) (Complete.)Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,280 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-30-04 - Published: 9-28-04 - Complete4. The Naming Game » reviewsThe cousins road trip to LA, and Mort's new story. Very hard one to write a summary for. Sequel sequel (argh, bad word) to The Literary Agent, and Viva Las Vegas. (Complete.)Secret Window - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,835 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-22-04 - Published: 8-31-04 - Complete5. Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die » reviews(Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas) Story after the movie. Duke meets up with Ema, who won't say no to a bit of acid. Off to cover a story about weapons of mass distraction. (Complete.)Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-22-04 - Published: 9-15-04 - Complete6. Mysterious Gypsy » reviewsAfter sailing on with the travellers, Roux's thinking about returning to see Vianne at the chocolaterie, until he meets the mysterious gypsy. (Complete.)Chocolat - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,643 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 9-25-04 - Published: 8-30-04 - Complete7. Nothing's Changed » reviews(Drop Dead Fred.) Fred returns to help Mickey Fartpants' daughter Natalie realize that you shouldn't care what people say, and shouldn't strive to be in the popular crowd because they're not always very nice people. (Complete.)Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-19-04 - Published: 8-21-04 - Complete8. The Silver Bell » reviewsCap'n Jack certainly picks 'is 'ostages well. This 'ere new one we've go', nah, can' trus' 'er. Gonna lead us inter danger, I reckon all this treasure talk, i's all lies. (Complete.)Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-13-04 - Published: 8-27-04 - Complete9. Barbossa's Return » reviewsJack picks up a girl in Tortuga, and a stowaway, and a coin. And an a familiar Undead Captain. (Complete.)Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-2-04 - Published: 8-15-04 - Complete10. The Archeress » reviewsIchabod Crane acquires a maid, is it wise? What will she bring to the quiet town where he now lives? After weeks of her companionship, does he even know who she is? (Complete.)Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K+ - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,141 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-28-04 - Published: 8-10-04 - Complete11. Viva Las Vegas! » reviewsFollow up (I don't like the word sequel) to The Literary Agent. Mort and Clementine are off to Las Vegas for a booksigning, to meet some of Mort's fans, one's that are nice, and one's that are not so nice. (Complete.)Secret Window - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-27-04 - Published: 8-14-04 - Complete12. Aragorn's personal journal » reviewsYou are honored, I, Aragorn, son of Arathorn, Isildur's heir, one of the Dunedain, rightful King of Gondor and generally wonderful person, doesn't normally share the most accurate record made during the whole of the Battle for Middle-Earth, my journal!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-14-04 - Published: 8-10-04 - Aragorn13. The Secret Diary of Gimli, son of Gloin » reviewsGimli's diary, written during the movie, movies. Including Gimli's opinions of other members of the Fellowship, and Galadriel, of course.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-14-04 - Published: 8-9-04 - Gimli14. The Literary Agent » reviewsJohn Shooter's quest to eliminate Mort and his new girlfriend. Humor, bad language (mainly what the ratings for,) Mort's bad writing, suspense. (Complete.)Secret Window - Rated: T - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-11-04 - Published: 8-5-04 - Complete