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Hello all! I'm Michelle! I was almost raised by wolves until my parents enterviend. This is my homepage at the infamous fanfiction.net! So, I guess I should put a lil' bit 'bout myself down, shouldn't I?

Personal Info:

Age: 18

Placement- I live in the USA, in a very small town.

Looks-I am 5'6", have dark brown eyes, brown hair, and I have fair (pale) skin.

Heritage - I am probably one of the few people you can divide evenly into 4 parts. My mother is Scottish and Romanian and my father is Irish and Native American. My ancestor on my Mother's side was a Gypsy Phsycic. And my ancsestor on my Father's side was a Native American witch doctor. So, needless to say, I'm pretty in touch with my spiritual side. And, yes, I am a Christian. Lutheran, to be exact.

Intrests- I love Harry Potter, LOTR, Series of Unfortunate Events, the Ann Rice Vampire Chronicals, Nightmare Before Christmas, X-Men, Gorillaz, Disney, RENT, Sherlock Holmes, Hellboy, Underworld, Hellsing, Magic Flute (opera), 13th Warrior, Magical Legend of the Leprechauns, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Midsummer Nights Dream, Shakespeare, all Broadway Musicals, Phantom of the Opera, Caberet, Hey Arnold, Transformers, and LXG. I also love acting. It's my chosen profession. My ultimate goal in life is to own my own Theater. I also do lighting and a bit of directing. So, if I don't update, that's usually why. Its not easy being a full time High School Student, have a part time job, and work in nearly every production that comes along.

Story Info:

In my fics, I usually put down an OC thats alot like myself. Other times, I'll make an OC thats the exact oppiste of me! But either way, theres always an OC. And always a romance in my storiez. I really hope ya like 'em! Some (more like most) may call them "Mary Sues", but I think lables (on stories or otherwise) suck. Plus, some people like romantic, fluffy, stories.

Things to Think About:

Why do people hate a story sooo much that they feel the need to bash the author, but then when asked WHY they hate the story, they respond with: "Because!"?

Why do the most legendary people in the arts (Shakespeare, Leonardo DiVinci, Edgar Allan Poe) only get legendary AFTER they die?

Why is it that when a monkey splatter paints a wall, their a genius, but a kid does it and they've made a mess?

Have you ever noticed that fashions circulate?

Is there such a thing as an original idea?

Is there such a thing as an original character that DOES NOT have some of the authors characteristics?

How is it that the goverment-issued history books rave about how the arts have such a profound effect on society, and yet the goverment is slowly cutting off fundings FOR the arts?

Have you ever noticed that genius and lunatic got hand in hand?

Why is it that when a rich person wears black, their sophisticated, but a normal person wears it and their weird?

Gravity is defined as a theory.

Fav's-

Favorite Quotes:

I'm feelin' a bit of a draft in my neither reigons. And I mus say, it's quite refreshing!- Rodney Skinner, LXG

Well "'ello" to you too! And need I remind you I am naked in the snow. I can't feel any of my extermities and I mean, ANY of them.- Rodney Skinner, LXG

Forget Prince Charming, I'll take the wolf.- Emily the Strange

Some call it stalking...I call it love!- no clue who said this...But its still cool

A friend will bail you outa jail, but a TRUE friend will be siitning next to you saying "Damn...we messed up BIG TIME!" - yet another unkown

To much RENT for you! - My friend Rissa, said to me

Everything pre-fireball is true. - my pastor

I'm having a very negative food experience. - my pastor

(Katie) Chron! like...silver! (the class) Thats CHROME! - Quote from my English class

(Me) Oh! look! Horsies! (Brooke) Michelle, those are cows. - said on the road to a church retreat

I've been having hallucinations in my sleeping classes lately. Smurfy

I guess Shakespere was getting old and wasn't getting any. Kaity

Do you have ANY idea how much you're basking in the coolness right now? Rissa

Oh! Leporisies in the Bible! Abby

It is! It was! It's here! You good! You're right!...I found it. - Jo

Where have I been all your life? - Pepe Le Pew

I'm probably going to die in a windmill on a flying hill. - Kaity

Holy St. Francis! - The Friar, Romeo and Juliet

Thats you, sweetie. Moon 'em, scalp 'em, get drunk, then dance.- Dad, talking about my families background

Now why would I listen to your lies? When the journey to the truth is so much sweeter.-Marcus, Underworld: Evelution

There are no Rain drops on roses and girls in white dresses. It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses. - Panic! At the Disco

There is a very odd bird outside my window. - Katie

You know, it costs a lot of money to look this cheep. - Dolly Parton

You can't control who you fall in love with. - My mom

Everyone has their place in life. Whether its a shack or a condo is up to you. - Me

(Sam) Jews aren't greedy! They just like money! I mean who doesn't? On payday, you don't hear people saying "No! Don't give me money! pay me in fireworks!" (Katie N) ...I do...

Only the impossible can do the impossible. - Nicolas de Lenfent, The Vampire Lestat

Actors and actresses make magic. They make things happen on the stage; they invent :they create. - Lestat, The Vampire Lestat

Rather be a funny drunk than a slutty drunk. - Me

Assumed info: Existense of figures. - math worksheet

They want to do the do. - Brittni

Pengueins are dead sexy. - archibald the III

Ashley, bringeth thine music hither. - archibald the III

Appearently, people in this class have personallity conflicts if they can't even remember their own name. - Miss Pruitt, Geomatry Teacher

DON'T SHOOT THE FERRET! - Mom

(Ryan) Wait...You like PUCK?! (Kaity) Well...It does rhym with...

I'm a shiney buuuuuuttton! - Kaity

With squirrles! - Ryan

There is no honor in starving. - the Minitar in 'The voyage of the unicorn'

Someone's in pain...or having fun... - Unkown

(The following conversation took place on a scrap peice of notebook paper after and incrediablly boring Health exam. To fully understand it, you must realize that it was started by me, talking about the dream I had that involved character Kroenen from Hellboy; whom my friends and I affectionaly call "The Ninja Nazi". You must also realize that we are drama geeks and are therefore perverted beyond all belief and imagination.)

(Me) He's a Ninja Nazi! In a gas mask! And he has a Darth Vadar voice with a German accent! He would be sexy, if he wasn't trying to kill me.

(Kaity, written to Ryan) That's you...Since you are a Ninja Nazi.

(Ryan) Thank you..? No matter who I'm trying to kill, I'm always sexy.

(Kaity, written to me) He's full of it, isn't he?

(Me) Oh yes! But what he doesn't know is that Kroenen, the Ninja Nazi, was casterated...

(Ryan, written to Kaity) How does she know he was casterated? And why does he have to be? That's not very nice...

(Kaity) It's Michelle. Enough said.

(Ryan) Good Point.

(Me, in reply to the previous comments) Lets just say that last night's dream was a bit more...interessting.

(At this point in the conversation, Kaity and Ryan were hogging the paper and only agreed to let me look at it if I swore I wouldn't kill them in their sleep.)

(Kaity) What kind of dreams is she having?

(Ryan) I don't know...do you think we should ask?

(Kaity) I'm not going to...you said it, so you can test those waters.

(Ryan) But...those waters look trecherous. I might get hurt...we'll just let it be.

(Kaity) Good enough for me.

(Ryan) We're terrible people. You know that, right?

(Kaity) But do we care? I think not.

(Ryan) Hence why we are terrible. But your right. I just don't care.

(Kaity) Michelle wants you.

(Ryan) So does everyone else.

(Kaity) I must be immune to you, then.

(Ryan) Don't worry, you can only fight it for so long...

(Kaity) She wants you and the casterated Ninja Nazi.

(Ryan) Don't remind me...

(At this point, they let me read the paper and the following is my reaction and Kaity's reply to my reaction)

(Me) I AM NOT A DREAM WHORE!!

(Kaity) Just a Dream one?...

(Me) I'M NOT A WHORE PERIOD!!

(Kaity) I know! I was just wondering cause you said you wanted it from a casterated Ninja Nazi and then Ryan...

(Me) He's trying to Freaking KILL ME!! I think THAT is the last thing on his mind.

(Kaity)...Whats he planing on doing with your dead body?

(Me) He's a Nazi; not a Necro.

(Kaity) What's the difference.

(This is when the exam ended and we were alowed to talk normally. Like I said; we were bored, tired, perverted, Drama Geeks...Enough said.)

Yes, we are so well in sync, that I know what you want to say even if you don't. - Me

Why would you want to lie? The truth is so much more fun! - Dad

WHY IS THE RUM GONE!? - Jack Sparrow, POTC

(Me, said about Kaity's Hair) I think you should get it bobbed or layered. One of the two. (Kaity) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Well, sometimes the most true things a person can say is what they say without thinking. - Me

(Kaity) hehe...so im an enigma...sweet! (Me) An enigma is a beautiful thing to be. I wish I was one!

Yes, but who wants to be sane? Crazy is so much more fun. - Me

(Me) Well, you can get all deep and stuff and be all like "The unbalance symbolizes the passion and the unbalance in a pirates life"...or something like that... (Kaity) ...wtf?...

It's impossable to love, impossible to care; when ther person you love doesn't even know you're there. - Unkown

I like you. Therefore, when I take over the world, your death will be quick and painless. - A 'Family Guy' sticker

I'm not Crazy! I'm MAD! - A chessire cat sticker

Label's are for soup cans! - Unkown

NO! Don't do it! DON'T CALL MR. JUICE! - My sister, in response to me saying Beetlejuice 3 times.

Rapunzel, Rapunzel; let down your golden hair extensions! - Snow White, Shrek 3

My ship, makes me captain! (Jack Sparrow ) They be my charts! (Barbossa) That makes you Chart-man! (Jack Sparrow), POTC3

I think I'll go have some pudding. - Luna Luvgood, Harry Potter 5

You applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, is that correct? (Dolores Umbridge ) Yes. (Severus Snape) But you were unsuccessful? (Dolores Umbridge) (Severus Snape) Obviously. - Harry Potter 5

I think I may vomit. - Severous Snape, Harry Potter 5

I have nightmares about birthday parties. - Mikey, TMNT (I totally relate, dude.)

You can't have a comentary on a cartoon. I mean, what are you gonna say? "Yah, this scene took 28 takes because I couldn't draw Michelangelo's pinkie right"? - Katie

"Oh, chemist, eh? Do we get to blow something up, then?" - Rodney Skinner, LXG

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - Inigo, The Princess Bride

I'm the ghost with the most, babe. - Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

What is "free"? There is not such thing as 'free'! Take that word out of your vocabulary. - Luke

That was worse than child labor. - A British woman, after she had ridden on the Bumper Boats at my work

I like to listen to sad songs when I'm drunk... - Liz

If you slow down, life will slow down with you. - Mom

I am your Angel of Music...Come to me Angel of Music. - Erik, Phantom of the Opera

I remain, as always, your obedient servant. O.G. - Erik, Phantom of the Opera

You just have a thing for the Phantom! (Mom, said to me) Yeah. I'm not dening it. He's a musical genius, protective, and a broken soul? Yep...sounds like my type. (Me)

They would let me in with an easily concealed kichen knife...But one look at the katana in my back seat an I was out of there! - Cliff

This is sooooo the suckage. - Cliff

K...So now I have a wife. a girlfriend, a lover, and...a Michelle. - Ryan

Bumblebee! Quit lubricating on the man! - Optimus Prime, Transformers

No! I'm the biggest slut! - Zac M.

Tim...Never compare your relationship to the Cold War. The Cold War was long, drawn out, and nothing good came out of it. - Erin

If nothing happens...then nothing happens. - Mr. Rickertt, US history teacher

QUOTE!! - Kaity and Me, when we hear something we wanna make a quote

No Opium taking in real life. - Me

What's wrong with NOT wanting to grow up? Grown ups have to worry about taxes...their weight...their life...All kids have to worry about is not getting into trouble. And personally, I think that's pretty easy to do. All you have to do is do what the grown ups HAVE to tell you to do! - Me

It's not that I don't like blood. I do like blood. But blood just seems to lose it's poetic essence when it pouring out of your nose in the middle of the night when you're trying to sleep! - Me, commenting on my nightime nosebleeds

Abu goes crazy and jumps on Aladdin's head Abu! This is no time to panic! he sees that they are about to fly into a wall Start panicing... - Aladdin, Aladdin

Ahh! Salam and good evening worthy friend! Please, please, come closer. camera hits him in the face Too close! A little too close! - Merchant, Aladdin

I can't help you! I work for Senor Psychopath now! - Genie, Aladdin

He can be taught! Genie, Aladdin

looking at a script Tonight, the part of Al will be played bya dark, tall, ugly and sinister man. - Genie, Aladdin

Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it GREAT! - Genie, Aladdin

The boy's crazy. He's a little punch drunk; one to many hits with the snake. - Genie, Aladdin

Trouble? No way! You're only in trouble if you get cau- (Aladdin) Gotcha! (Razoul) I'm in trouble! (Aladdin) - Aladdin

Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of the sudden you're walkin' out on me? I don't think so. Not right now. You're getting you're three wishes so SIT DOWN! - Genie, Aladdin

Who dares disturbs my slumber? - Cave of Wonders, Aladdin

But, oh, to be free! Not to have to go "Poof! Waddya need?" "Poof! Whaddya need?" "Poof! Whaddya need?" - Genie, Aladdin

She's smart! Fun! The hair! The eyes! Anything! Pick a feature! - Genie, Aladdin

It's all part of the parcel; the whole 'genie gig'. PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWERS!...Itty bitty living space. - Genie, Aladdin

B-b-but I wasn't done Free-Write-Friday-ing! - Kelly

You know, if your last name was Peppershaker...You'd be Sutl-an-Peper Shaker! - Genie, Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular

When you look into a mirror, your reflection ducks! - Genie, Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular

You actually start caring about your fcking vegtables! - Cliff

For me, walking in just and organized series of falling and catching myself. - Me

Did you have a bowl of Stupid this morning? - Mr. Taylor, Chorus teacher

To be GREAT is to be MISSUNDERSTOOD. - Emerson

What do you see around you? (Carl) Trees! (Leigh Ann)

Hello, I'm not gay, but I am Carl. - Leigh Ann

Can't I love the Hub? -Leah

You can feel the tender! - Mom

This town doesn't have a gheto! This town has the projects. - Me

Being normal isn't neccesarily a virute. Rather it shows a lack of courage. - Franny, Practical Magic

The Swishy's of Death! - Kaity

What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula? - Timon, Lion King

(As Pumba from Lion King) Hakuna Matata! (Back to normal) Sorry, I was having an out of movie experince. - Genie, Aladdin 3

He doesn't give a flying fart about us. - Me, explaining Jafar's reaction to Lisa and Sarah in my story

If you don't remember it, you didn't do it. - Kaity, commenting on murder

(DG) Did you here that?... (Glitch) Yes...no... - Tin Man

Hey, you're not so hot at first glance either, hunny. - Glitch, Tin Man

How about a shave? - Sweeney, Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street

And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast! They'll their Who-Pudding...and rare Who- Roast Beast.But there is something I can't stand in the least...Oh no! I'M SPEAKING IN RHYME! - Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas

(Bernard) Boy's are different than girls. With us, it's bro's before ho's! (Me) Well, with girls, it's sista's before mista's.

Oooooh, somebody stop me! - Mask, The Mask

Remember, remember, the fifth of November, the gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot. - V, V for Vendetta

(Me) I used to could be able to. (Tim) Oh my God. You just made the English language expload infront of my eyes. (Me) Yeah...I'm good at making things expload. (Kaity) Me too!

It's a dream come true, Ma! I'm a goin' after them space cows! - Me

Oh, THAT dagger...I wasn't planning on sticking it in BB's eye...nope, it's an...apple opener..peeler...whatever. - Kaity

(Carl) I'm not sure how good she'd be in a physical fight, but whenever you need spiritual protection...you call Michelle. (Me) Well, you know I DO have a knife in my pocket... (Carl) ...Aaaand she'll cutabtch.

Said as me and 4 of my friends are speeding down the most haunted road in our state at midnight with a blood red moon (Me) Sammy, please let me have a drag of your cigarette...Just one. (Sammy) At this point I don't care. I take a drag (Carl) I didn't know you smoked, Michelle. (Me) I don't.

(Me) Carl, I as long as I can loose my virginity in your car, I don't care about anything else. (Carl) ...I have no problem with that.

(Me) Yeah Carl, get out at the haunted cemetary. Then we'll lock the doors to your car and you'll have to strip to get back in. (Carl) Psh, fine by me! I do that anyway!

"Up is down"? Well, that's maddeningly unhelpful. - Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean 3

:to the Joker: Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here rip your head off. (Gamble) How about a magic trick? :pulls out a pencil and sticks it upright into the table: I'm gonna make this pencil... disappear. :Gamble's thug walks over to kill The Joker, who pushes his face into the pencil and kills him: Ta-daa! It's... magical. - The Joker, The Dark Knight

:holding a knife inside Gamble's mouth: Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was...a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Lets put a smile on that face!" And... Why so serious? :kills Gamble: - The Joker, The Dark Knight

:to Detective Stephens: Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the...little..emotions. And..you see..in their last moments...people show you who they really are. – The Joker, The Dark Knight

We were coming up with weird sex positions, like 'Upside Down Monkey on a Pole' and 'Bionic Seahorse'. – Brittany

I have 96 daughters and 1 son. (Ned) laughing Whoa! Busy guy. (Horton) – Horton Hears a Who

In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies. – Katie, Horton Hears a Who

Horton, the kangaroo has sent Vlad! (Morton) Vlad? Vlad, Vlad... I know two Vlads. There's the bad Vlad... And then there's bunny Vlad, the one that makes cookies! (Horton) ...Yeah, Horton, she's sending you a bunny with cookies. I think it's safe to say it's the bad Vlad. (Morton) Yeah, good call. (Horton) – Horton Hears a Who

So Jojo, what's uh, what's shakin'? What's happenin'? What's the word? – Ned, Horton Hears a Who

Sorry, this is where we get off. slingshots Bad Vlad off tree Cool line, usually I can't think of those things until later. – Horton, Horton Hears a Who

:sung: I can’t fight this feeling anymore! – Jojo, Horton Hears a Who

Man, I need a shirt that says 'Fangirl at Heart'. - me

If there is an Elven Prince within 20 miles of you, you're going to be attracted to it. - Mom well, I can't argue with that

One day, I'm just going to go deep into the woods and stand in the center of the most seculeded aread I can find and yell out 'I'm here! Take me, I'm yours!' and hope to get lucky. -Me, in reference to the elf magnent line.

Favorite Characters:

Rodney Skinner (LXG)

Luna Lovegood (HP)

Hermionie Granger (HP)

Legolas (LOTR)

Klaus Baudilaire (Series of Unfortunate Events)

Lestat DeLioncourt (Ann Rice Vampire Choronicals)

Jack Skellington (NBC)

Kurt Wagner (X-men)

Noodle (Gorillaz)

Donald Duck (Disney)

Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock Holmes)

Mark Cohen (RENT)

Abe Sapien (Hellboy)

Marcus (Underworld)

Alucard (Hellsing)

Sean Divine (MLOTL)

Weath (13th Warrior)

Papageno (Magic Flute)

Leonardo (TMNT)

Puck (A Midsummer Night's Dream)

Desdemona (Shakespeare)

Emcee (Cabaret)

Erik (POTO)

Helga (Hey Arnold)

Bumblebee (Transformers)

Mercutio (Romeo and Juliet)

Genie (Aladdin)

Jojo (Horton Hears a Who)

Favorite Character Ships:

Harry/Ginny (HP)

Ron/Hermionie (HP)

Jekyll/Mina (LXG)

Rodney/OC (LXG)

Lock/Shock (NBC)

Jack/Sally (NBC)

Maureen/Joanne (RENT)

Angel/Collins (RENT)

Roger/Mimi (RENT)

Mark/OC (RENT)

Hellboy/Liz (Hellboy)

Abe/OC (Hellboy)

Pamina/Tamino (Magic Flute)

Helena/Demetrius (A Midsummer Night's Dream)

Puck/OC (A Midsummer Night's Dream)

Erik/OC (POTO)

Legolas/OC (LOTR)

Violet/Quigley (Series of Unfortunate Events)

Lestat/OC (Vampire Chronicals)

Kurt/OC (X-Men)

2D/OC (Gorillaz)

Donald/Daisy (Disney)

Sherlock/OC (Sherlock Holmes)

Marcus/OC (Underworld)

Alucard/OC (Hellsing)

Weath/OC (13th Warrior)

Sean/OC (MLOTL)

Leo/OC (TMNT)

Emcee/OC (Cabaret)

Arnold/Helga (Hey Arnold)

Bumblebee/OC (Transformers)

Mercutio/OC (Romeo and Juliet)

Genie/OC (Aladdin)

Jojo/OC (Horton Hears a Who)

Favorite Color:

Midnight Blue

Favorite Actors

Tony Curran

Orlando Bloom

Johnny Depp

Will Smith

Morgan "Smurfy" Stewart

Zack Ed

Spencer Rickman

Ryan Pickens

Alan Tudyk

Alan Cumming

Ewan Mcgregor

Robin Williams

Tim Lansburry

Favorite Actress

Queen Latifa

Dolly Parton

Nichole Kidman

Reese Witherspoon

Rene Zellweger

Melanie Carivou

Lizzy Adams

Kaity Trojan

Leah Weathermen

Lieghann Thompson

Favorite Tech People

Sam Sopher

Elise Abbeny

Kaity Harris

Shawn Pollard

Molly Gooden

Bridget Messersmith

Favorite Movie:

LXG (League of Extraordinary Gentlemen)

Favorite Book:

hmmmm...Can't pick...

Favorite Authors (Novels):

Lemony Snicket

H.G. Wells

Edgar Allan Poe

J.K. Rowling

Ann Rice

Sir Author Doyle

CS Lewis

Favorite Bands/Singers:

WARNING- very long and different. Be Prepared

Nickelback

Linkin Park

Green Day

No Doubt

STP

Maroon 5

Puddle of Mud

ACDC

Static-X

Disturbed

Dry Cell

Elvis

Aretha Franklin

Frank Sanatra

Hamond Street (local band...don't really expect anyone to know them)

The Killers

Smash Mouth

Iona

Christina Agulaira

MuteMath

Hawthorn Heights

Fall Out Boy

Gorillaz

Panic! At the Disco

BFG's

Favorite Broadway Shows:

Suessical the Musical

Guys and Dolls

CATS

Grease

Music Man

Your a Good Man Charlie Brown

My Fair Lady

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat

Phantom of the Oprea

Sound of Music

Cinderella

RENT

Les Miserables

Meet Me in St. Louis

Little Shop of Horrors

Cabaret

Lion King

Wicked

Favorite Strait Plays

Mousetrap

Bang! Bang! You're dead.

Odd Couple

Steel Magnolias

Romanoff and Juliet

Favorite One act Plays

Mad Breakfeast

Final Dress Rehursal

When Shakespeare Ladies Meet

The Really Hip Adventures of GoGo Girl, Episode 9: Space Vixens with Sassy Attitudes

Books of Love

Boogie Time!

Favorite Opera

Magic Flute

La Bohem

Favorite Shakey-baby Plays

Midsummer Night's Dream

Othello

Romeo & Juliet

Favorite TV Show:

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

...Well, I think that about covers it!... Oh! PS: I am in LOADS of shows. Whether I'm acting, teching, or directing, I'm usually involved in every show my high school produces. My updates of very irratic, and I appoligize for that.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Win amp, Media Player, iPod, Rhapsody, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend yourcool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: He's a Tramp (Lady and the Tramp Soundtrack)

Waking Up: Champange for my Real Friends, Real Pain for my Sham Friends (Fall Out Boy)

First Day at School: Nobody's Listening (Linkin Park)

Falling In Love: Womanizer (Brittany Spears)

Breaking Up: Breaking Up is Hard to Do (Little Eva)

Prom Night: I am the Walrus (Across the Universe)

Life: System (Queen of the Damned Soundtrack)

Mental Breakdown: Chemicals React (Ally and AJ)

Driving: Don't Stay (Linkin Park)

Flashback: All That Jazz (Chicago Soundtrack)

Getting back together: Bells of Notre Dame Reprise (Hunchabck of Notre Dame)

Wedding: Second to None; Bumblebee's Theme (Transformers Soundtrack)

Birth of Child: Disturbia (Rihanna)

Final Battle: I'm Not that Girl Reprise (Wicked)

Funeral Song: Realize (Colbie Calliat)

Final Credits: Halloween (RENT)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', TitanRavenFreak, Bewarethedarkness, Demonchild99, randomlass,Hipprincess, MidnightGypsie

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile!

If you know a video game charecter or video game weapon that need(s) to exsist, copy and paste this into your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

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If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command copy this onto your profile

Ever ran into a wall or part of one, Copy and paste this into your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that Captain Jack Sparrow is the BEST CHARACTER IN PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, copy this and paste it onto your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pyromanic? Put this in your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this in your profile.

If you think that idiot girl in the Eggo waffle commercial should give her father some of those stupid waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you do understand it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.

If you actually post your stories as 'complete' when you finish them, copy and paste this into your profile.If you think that the government should keep"One nation under God..."in the pledge of allegiance,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.BUT... If you are SO INCREDIBLY SICK of people blaming society for their own stupid decisions, copy this onto your profile.If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your pet dog or cat copy this onto your profile.

If you think villians rock and are da bomb, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie, video game, or book, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you love POTC, copy and paste this into your profile!

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If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your ass copy this to your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

Most teenagers today complain about how fat they are. If you're happy with your body and don't flip out if you eat something with more than 200 calories, then post this in your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Stereotyping others is just plain wrong. "Muslims are all terrorists!" WRONG. "Americans are all warmongering assholes!" WRONG. "Black people are all gangsters/drug dealers!" WRONG. "Australians ride around in kangaroo pouches!" Now this is just stupid. If you're sick of people judging others because of their race, religion, nationality, or anything else, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you have more fictional boyfriends than real boyfriends, put this in your profile.

If you hate selfish, racist, homophobic, biased assholes, put this in your profile!If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you have ever stayed up into the indecent hours of the night reading, writing, reviewing and rewriting, forgetting meals and sleep until you begin to resemble the Phantom of the Opera, copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know that the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you are a huge Phantom of the Opera phangirl and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list; Akira'kitana, Fuzzy-Pamplemousse, The-Lonely-Child, KyrieofAccender, Songstressgirl07, MidnightGypsie

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your rear end off copy this to your profile.

If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If your friends are as weird and maybe(if possible) weirder then you then copy this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing your homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you actually read all of these! Copy this into your profile!

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"