This is the cheeze it castle.

You can find me on Fiction Press under the same name. I'll have a couple originals updated there.

November 9th 2009: A Fate Worse Than Death has been put on hold. It's my business why I did this and I'll leave it at that. I don't know when I'll pick it up again or even if I will. Sorry.

Well some people know me as the author of A Fate Worse Than Death and Suspicious Behavior. But I also have some originals. Well one of my originals, a one-shot called An Angel Loses It's Wings has been nominated for an award. I know, shocking right! I was so amazed!

Anyways, I'm shamelessly self-promting. So please, if anyone feels so inclined to help me out by voting for me, I would be so appreciative.

Here's the link for the site: http://www.campanel la-awards. webs.com/ nominees. html

Scroll all the way to the bottom to the one-shots and the story is listed as Angel Loses It's Wings by Staryday.

So please, if anyone wants to help me out, I'd be happy. The fact that I got nominated for something just blows my mind...

~Staryday~

http://cristalake.deviantart.com/art/Harry-Wufei-and-Snowball-138133058 Fan Art Link

Well some people know me as the author of A Fate Worse Than Death and Suspicious Behavior. But I also have some originals. Well one of my originals, a one-shot called An Angel Loses It's Wings has been nominated for an award. I know, shocking right! I was so amazed!

Quotes:

The truth binds our souls and traps us forever is a spirling hole of darkness while converging on our thoughts and feelings and devoring us whole. --Mine.

Confusion deepens the mind that forces us to think in the material world and disperses the truth of the soul that controls our honest self. -- Mine

One day I will fuck your parents. -Kyo of Dir en grey song Clever Sleaziod.

The bumper sticker read, "War doesn't solve anything." Yeah, well, neither does the bumper sticker. --Mine

Imagination is more important than knowledge because knowledge is limited. --Albert Einstien said it first, I think.

A helpless shout is better than doing nothing. --An e-card

You're made of light, I'm created from darkness; let's blend together and become twilight. --Mine (I was inspired by Kingdom Hearts)

It’s not about murder, it’s about efficiency. --Xanatos, Shattered Love fanfiction by Justice of the People

Will only the believers be led to salvation? That's stupid. --Kyo or Dir en grey, song Red...um.

Cloud: Reno. What do you want?

Reno: Duh Cloudster! This is a cafe, cafe me! --From one of my fanfics that was never deemed good enough to be posted.

You're anger is stupid! --Die of Dir en grey talking to Shinya

Suicide is the proof of life-- Dir en grey, song The Final

"If you're not here, speak up now." --My math teacher

"I'm going to kill you all. (waves stupidly)" --My communications teacher. He's insane but funny.

"Don't bastardize the language!" --My comm teacher again. I still don't understand what he was talking about.

"Stop little pony." My comm teacher. He was waving a "gun" when he said this. ...You had to be there.

"Don't ever be so certain." --My communications teacher. This was the lesson he wanted us to take from the course.

"Five seconds ago a baby was killed, eight seconds later a child was born. ...What are you talking about? That wasn't meant to be math related..." --Me and my friend during English class. I said the first part then he related babies dying to math. Don't know why.

"Oh Let Dai! You can get me that! It came out December 20th!" --Me. I said this on December 15th.

"You know why big brothers are born first? To protect the little ones that come after them." - Ichigo, Bleach --I actually hate Bleach, but I thought that quote was the cutest ever.

Little Kid Hayate: "Santa-san, why won't you bring me a present?"

Santa: "Because you're poor." --Hayate the Combat Butler--I've actually never even heard of this manga (anime?) but I found this quote on someone's signature and thought it was hilarious.

"Too many things happened at once and I got confused."-- Brother X Brother manga

"Sometimes I like to hurt myself."-- My buddy. She's got "issues."

"I hear footprints." --My mother

"Winners are never losers." --My mother

"Be kind, masturbate in the shower." --Mine and my friend's. Actually, despite being funny, there was a very sad conversation that led to this.

"Love the light, for it shows you the way; yet endure the darkness, for it shows you the stars." -- Og Mandino

"Together, we can create a reality that we can all agree on -- the reality we just agreed on." --The Colbert Report

76) Magical Inequality Theorem In the course of your travels you may find useful-sounding spells such as Petrify, Silence, and Instant Death. However, you will end up never using these spells in combat because a) all ordinary enemies can be killed with a few normal attacks, making fancy attacks unneccessary, b) all bosses and other stronger-than-average monsters are immune to those effects so there's no point in using them for long fights where they'd actually come in handy, and c) the spells usually don't work anyway. -- The Grand List of Console Role Playing Games Cliches

77) Magical Inequality Corollary When the enemy uses Petrify, Silence, Instant Death, et cetera spells on you, they will be effective 100 of the time.--The Grand List of Console Role Playing Games Cliches

95) Selective Invulnerability Principle RPG characters are immune from such mundane hazards as intense heat, freezing cold, or poison gas... except when they're suddenly not. Surprise!--The Grand List of Console Role Playing Games Cliches

156) Sephiroth Memorial Escape Clause Any misdeed up to and including multiple genocide is forgiveable if you're cool enough. --The Grand List of Console Role Playing Games Cliches

Ever wonder why people with such closed minds have such open mouths? --My buddy Dani

The test cannot be started because it already does not exist. --My computer popped up with this message and let me know.

If we can not do it, Bahamut can. -- My best friend's saying of the year.

Violence is the only answer. --This was how my friend was raised. Explains a lot, trust me.

Sex and violence, sex and violence, sex and violence! -- Yell this really loud with your friends, it's fun.

Pretty pretty prostitute. --Hizumi from Despiars Ray

Save a tree; use both sides of the paper. --I just found it randomly on a piece of paper from my highschool days.

Writing is like sex. Apologizing doesn't make it good. --Random quote from the internet.

A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A great friend would be sitting next to you saying, "Dude, that was fucking awesome." --A lot of people have said this but it's so true/funny.

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again. And if you still don't succeed, cheat." --I have no idea who said this first.

"Don't mind the music, when it comes time for us to watch Persuasion, they'll be begging us to turn it down."

"Yeah but, this is Celine Dion, the seventh circle of hell." --My brit lit teacher and a kid in my class.

"In a world of peaches, Johnny, don't ask for apple sauce." --Some stupid cartoon on Cartoon Network.

The original Nintendo was the best because it was the only system that you could fix by blowing into it. --Kyle Cease

Why are you trying to live up to someone else’s totally impossible standards? Forget them, and set your own reachable goals. Much more satisfying. --My horoscope

“We danced, Ron bled, and the spiders went free.”--From a fanfiction I never posted. Maybe I will someday.

"I would rather sit and count the wrinkles on my dog’s balls rather than do jury duty." -- A guy in Montana wrote a letter to get out of jury duty

"How could anyone living with 8 little kids and a camera crew find the time (or energy)for an affair. If its true, I want to know what diet they're on." --Someone talking about the show Jon and Kate plus 8. I don't know the show but I liked the quote.

You know, my fucking body consists of cigarettes, coffee, and sex. --Quote from a manga

Bones: Is it really okay to go on two wheels like that?

Booth: Only on really sharp turns and at high speeds. --From the TV show Bones

Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door. --Anonymous

I hate today. I hope it's gone tomorrow. --My mommy

Bones: Stop! Or I’ll kick you in the testicles!

Booth: Tell you what, you and me will work on the cop talk. --From the TV show Bones

Kuwabara: Hey, what the heck did you do to your arm?

Hiei: It wouldn't obey when I gave it a specific command so I decided it needed to be punished.

Kuwabara: (nervous laughter) Okay, he's weird... --Yu Yu Hakusho

“How the fuck can you be so calm, Heero? That was the craziest thing I’ve ever seen, and I’m the fucking God of Death.” --Duo from the fan fiction Not While I'm Around

"Wait a second, Bones breaks into my bathroom and I’m the weird one for being naked?" --Booth from the TV show Bones

"Tony! Don't burn the cotton candy!" --Dinner Impossible on Food Network. I didn't know it was possible to burn cotton candy until I watched this show.