Tortalls Resident Wildchild

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since	: 07-30-04, id: 643136, Profile Updated: 01-10-09
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Author has written 6 stories for Immortals, Tamora Pierce.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT 'NUMAIR: THE EARLY YEARS' NOW ISN'T COMING OUT UNTIL 2012!!it's not faaaaaaaair.

How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they
want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual
favors".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

8. Dont use any punctuation marks

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. (If you can at your age)

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of
jungle sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Hard Kim.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won, I won!
It's the 3rd time this week!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling,
"Run for your lives, they're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to
have to let one of you go."

20. Wait until your grandmother picks up the phone. Then yell your loudest jungle call.

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1. Kairos » reviews
When Daine was 17, her best friend, and secret love, left without warning. Since then, she's been ignoring her magic. Now, Numair's come back to warn her but she doesn't want to listen. ModernDN
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,699 - Reviews: 240 - Updated: 8-11-09 - Published: 7-11-07 - Complete

2. Concerto » reviews
Numair knew what he was looking for when he stumbled onto the gypsy camp. What he found however, was Rhapsody. a.k.a Daine.The beautiful gypsy girl with an arsenal of secrets as strange as his own. Now, all Numair can do is hide his own secrets well.DN
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,885 - Reviews: 328 - Updated: 6-4-07 - Published: 3-7-06 - Complete

3. Karma » reviews
Numair Salmalin,a bitter, jaded professor. Veraldaine Sarrasri, a traveling student and musician exhausted in body and soul, who has just moved to San Antonio, Texas. Sometimes, salvation comes from the least expected source. DN.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,689 - Reviews: 870 - Updated: 1-25-06 - Published: 3-15-05 - Complete

4. These Things We Regret » reviews
Whispers in the night, the scent of roses in the air. A bloodstained crown, and onyx feathered ravens in the air. How can Daine protect herself and the man she loves from the stalker in the shadows?
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,863 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 7-5-05 - Published: 10-24-04 - Complete

5. Carthaki Wildmage » reviews
Angry at her treatment by her teacher Numair Salmalin,14 year old Daine moves to the Imperial court of Carthak, where she is enmeshed in a web of deceit.In love with his student,Numair tries desperately to save Daine.But how can he when she hates him?OOC
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,182 - Reviews: 308 - Updated: 2-11-05 - Published: 8-26-04 - Complete

6. This I Swear » reviews
Daine told Numair she loved him, before he realized his love for her. Now that she's gone on a mission for the king he knows he made a mistake, but is it too late?
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,655 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 12-9-04 - Published: 10-10-04 - Complete

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