| Thing With No Talent |
Author has written 5 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars. The incredible Thing With No Talent has been writing fanfics to herself for many years, but has only recently begun posting some of these horrors. You don't want to know what she writes when no one else is reading. I'm an unapologetic slash fan and write all Transformers as genderless, usually going by the male pronoun for convenience (because it sounds weird to call them all "it"). Favorite pairings include Dinobot/Rattrap, Terrorsaur/Waspinator, Starscream/Skyfire, Sideswipe/Sunstreaker (twincest whut), Prowl/Jazz, Red/Inferno, Optimus/Magnus, and Gestalt!Smut, mostly involving Aerialbots. The Autobot jets are among my favorite Transformers and deserve credit for officially getting me hooked on the fandom. Currently I'm writing epic slashy Beast Wars drama. Otherwise I'm largely a G1 fan, though ridiculously open-minded about it. I also seem to harbor the strange belief that canon is thoroughly optional in fanfic, especially where Transformers are concerned. Take that as you will. Enough about me, though. You're here to read about robots. Well, below are my stories. Enjoy. Leave feedback if you like. Remember, "creative liberties" are words to keep in mind here. | |||||||||
1. Never Did Run Smooth » reviewsBeast Wars. Shakespeare was right. Love is never easy... especially with these two. Dinobot/Rattrap, alternate continuity, mature themes, free popcorn provided.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,762 - Reviews: 263 - Updated: 12-1-09 - Published: 1-16-09 - Rattrap & Dinobot2. Wing Nuts » reviewsG1. Formerly 28 Aerialbots, until the crazy jets took over the story. We're flying without a destination now. Strap in and enjoy the ride. Barf bags are under the seat.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 32 - Words: 52,240 - Reviews: 368 - Updated: 6-7-09 - Published: 11-8-073. So Cold, My Dignity's Falling Off reviewsBeast Wars. Two not-exactly-friendly allies are stuck between hypothermia and embarrassment. Featuring snark, death threats to Primal, and raptor cuddles. Yes, I did say that.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-22-08 - Dinobot & Rattrap - Complete4. Forged In Hell » reviewsG1. With his brother in serious trouble for almost killing someone, Sideswipe comes clean about the sequence of events that made up the Twins' lives before they joined the Autobots. Warnings for violence and a detailed look at a very rough life.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,944 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 12-2-08 - Published: 7-9-085. Whisper Lies reviewsPLEASE READ WARNING INSIDE. Whisper has many secrets. The little red jet is one of them...Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-28-08 - Fireflight - Complete