Turdle
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since: 07-31-04, id: 643692, Profile Updated: 07-17-10
country: Canada
Author has written 17 stories for Inuyasha, Fruits Basket, and Twilight.

I'm laurs, Turdle, labby or just Laura on here, don't really prefer any which one.

I write about things I don't have; things I want to happen or feel strongly against.

At the moment I'm almost all about Team Jacob and have been even before the New Moon movie was released. I don't think vampires should sparkle. I don't believe Edward is perfect and I don't believe Bella takes into account her surroundings properly. I love Edward, don't get me wrong, but only in Twilight. After he left in New Moon that just about ruined him for me. I don't care what you 'selfless' excuse is, you don't leave and break people.

New Moon the movie to me was slaughtered; oh god gore my eyes out much. I laughed at the scene where Alice saw Bella and Edward together as vampires. Books are the way to go, so I'm all paws in.

I like to read, I liked to study. I'm a little peculiar that way. I'm a huge nerd when it comes to sciences, especially chemistry and pharmaceuticals. If there's one things I strive to know everything about, its drugs; especially ones that cause a false sense or euphoria or change in perception. Whether you're asking about opioid, benzodiazepines or straight up coke I probably know how it works on your brain and all the little things it does to you body lol. This probably because I'm honestly on drugs most the time. Whether Imon my Adderall/Dexedrine or just smoked a dubbie along with beer I write better fucked, and I proudly admit it. Also the main cause for being the little nerd I am is because of the drugs I'm prescribed; speed is my saviour from my little attention disorder.

I'm an ADHD child, so I'm permanently fucked seriously. I don't pay attention, I don't listen and I never notice little details. Hence my incredibly bad grammar and spelling throughout my work. People want to wring my throat out if I don't take my medication, and you will probably too.

Im Canadian and I live in freezing cold Canada with my father and my lovely sarcastic boyfriend, while my mother lives in Florida. I travel a lot across the border back and forth because of this and you'd be surprised how many people Ive convinced that I actually use a sled to get to school and live in a handmade igloo.

If your one to believe me, take note in this. I live in a two story home, and I own a beautiful purple neon (yes the shade of barney). Ive also never been able to even build an igloo out of the snow that's fallen around here.

Despite all this I sound like a bitch, but I'm practically the complete opposite. I'm tiny, clumsy and a natural kiss ass but just ridiculously blunt and down to earth about far too many issues.

Anyways I hope you read and enjoy my work, thanks for checkin' up on the person behind it all. ;)


1. Still » reviews
Early BD: An imprint isn t was you think it is; It s not rational, or predictable but it makes gravity move regardless. As Edward was forced to leave both Bella and Renesmee to protect them from himself, I knew my rightful place in their lives. J/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 7-1-10 - Published: 6-30-10 - Jacob & Bella
2. Summer's Heat » reviews
I knew it, knew it, knew it; how could I've let myself do that to Bella when I KNEW she was in heat? I tried to tell her but failed and now I found myself in this predicament. Bella was going to KILL me when she found out she was pregnant. Jacob/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,741 - Reviews: 314 - Updated: 2-14-10 - Published: 10-28-09 - Bella & Jacob
3. Only Words » reviews
After Bella's marriage she broke her promise; she shed tears for Jacob Black. Her only way to hide this painful burden from Edward is to write her desires down and send them to her only sun. They are only words afterall. Ends JxB with Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,931 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12-6-09 - Published: 11-29-09 - Bella & Jacob - Complete
4. Spring Scent » reviews
IGNORES BREAKING DAWN: When werewolves imprint, their hormones go wild during spring. Unforgiving mating season now torments Jacob, knowing he can't have the one driving him wild. JacobxBella LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,065 - Reviews: 563 - Updated: 10-28-09 - Published: 2-2-09 - Bella & Jacob - Complete
5. You Are So Vain reviews
AU: Infamous 1900 singer Bella swan graced the stage until one man, one night. Causing her to write the song of a century. When this vain man returns years later can the world clue in what this song is about. Edward x Bella. LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-24-09 - Bella & Edward
6. Cover your eyes reviews
One shot: Sometimes it's better to cover your eyes? Especially seeing his face, at the man you thought you couldn't live without and your wedding. Bella x Jacob. LEMON.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-31-09 - Bella & Jacob - Complete
7. Wasted reviews
Be selfish, be rude, be bold' Kyo had always told her. Now finally taking those words into account Tohru steps forward... only good can come out of this! [ONE SHOT! K x T! R&R!]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-29-05 - Complete
8. Atonish me reviews
Astonish me.rnI know you can.rnMake me want you.rnCause I know you UKAG POEM! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-30-05
9. Last words reviews
She watching us you know. As our lips dance together. Her jealousy is raging, At the chance of our uKag poem! Please R&R!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-17-05
10. I love you my dearest reviews
I love you my dearest. I think as your lips meet mine. Dancing across each other. Oh so sweet and fine. MirSan poem Slight lime hinted Please R&R!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-17-05
11. Not the doctor reviews
"Kagome I want to be with you…" Inuyasha mumbled quietly. "Well you know what! I don't wanna be with you as one! I am my own person and so are you! Together we are two!" Kagome declared harshly.- InuKag Please R&R! Song-fic to 'Not the doctor' by Alanis M
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-17-05
12. Enternal bells reviews
CONTAINS LEMON SEQUEL TO SINGING BELLS- It's been a while since the wedding and to the average eye everything is fine.. right? It might take a little love and a little child questions to correct adult mistakes! Please R&R!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,569 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-13-05
13. Singing bells » reviews
It was their day...Their night... Their morning... their evening... their life... but most of all their wedding... (InuKag) PLease R&R! Thank you!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,369 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-12-05 - Published: 10-8-04
14. Beautiful Goodbye reviews
Inuyasha is still greiving for Kikyo death while his dark and loomy presence is constantly ruining the joyful time of the complete jewel and death of Naraku. Can Kikyo get the message long forgotten across his head? PLEASE R&R
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-21-05 - Complete
15. Taking over me reviews
THIS IS MY BROTHERS BIRTHDAY PRESENT PLEASE REVIEW AND WISH HIM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY! SessKagu. One emotionless and cold other controlled by some one who everyone despises can they help each other? [ONE SHOT} (Song fic to Evanescence's Taking over me!)
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-15-04 - Complete
16. Face fault realization reviews
Inuyasha is blind when it comes to what his heart is telling him. What does it take for Kikyo to show him he only feels guilty for her and doens't love her. Can he realize he loves Kagome?[ONE SHOT] please R&R!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-1-04 - Complete
17. Fall to pieces reviews
She wants him. He wants her the only thing that stands in their way is their stubborness. (Song fic to Avril Lavigne's 'Fall to pieces') [ONE SHOT]PLease R&R
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-22-04 - Complete
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