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since: 08-02-04, id: 645483, Profile Updated: 09-21-08
country: United States
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Author has written 63 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, D N Angel, Harry Potter, Gravitation, Yu Yu Hakusho, Fullmetal Alchemist, Static Shock, Teen Titans, Danny Phantom, Kim Possible, Fairly Odd Parents, Ghost whisperer, Sky High, Code Lyoko, Big Wolf on Campus, Xiaolin Showdown, Ben 10, Neopets, Loveless, Pendragon, Maximum Ride, and Scrubs.

Depending on where you know me from, the name I use will change. If you know me from here, I may simply be Catalyst Roses. If from Livejournal, then I’m Alice.

No matter the name, though; the facts never change.

I'm seventeen years old; I’m a Senior in highschool, I suck like you wouldn’t believe at math, and I read far too much. No, really. I don’t think it’s healthy.

I’m sort of neurotic, I guess. Depends on your definition. I’m obsessive-compulsive, I’m hyper at the worst times, sometimes I can’t stop moving and other times I can’t start, and mostly I’m just really weird.

I suffer from Dermatillomania (compulsive skin-picking; gross, right?), Crohn’s disease (google it, I dare you), a very high metabolism (bad and good, because damn, do I love food), and the rather annoying curse of being forced to talk to people. Ew. I mean, seriously. ‘Sup wit dat?

I over-think things to the point of making people decide for me, because I can’t bear the awfulness. Even at seventeen I fear death more than I should. I consider myself an atheist (or close enough), and at the same time hope with all I have that there’s something later on to look forward to.

I read a lot, I talk a lot, I play the Sims more than I should – and not just because it makes me feel like God, I swear.

There are only three people I will willingly talk on the phone to. They make life worth living.

By general rule I like animals more than people. I have a Labrador-pit bull mix named Ellie May who’s completely retarded and jumps too much, and I love her more than I love most of my family. R.I.P. - Gizmo (1993 - June 17th, 2008) I love you always&forever, Gizzymoto.

I fully believe that Wikipedia and UrbanDictionary are the sources of All True Knowledge, and that anyone who disagrees needs to be taken out back and shot.

Dick Cheney-style.

I have a twin named Uhmandarose, who has an account here, and whom you need to go worship. Right now. She’s a hella good writer, and I’m secretly planning to kill her and steal her brain. Shhh. Don’t tell. ( )

I live in the South. That means that, by default, I have good taste in food, music, clothes, and anything else that matters. No, really.

Oh.

Mention the Civil War and you will be Taken Out. Just ask Uhmandarose. She didn’t have that scar before I met her.

Anyway, I guess that’s basically me in a nutshell. A very big, descriptive nutshell. The size of the Marianas Trench.

By the way:

The cake is a lie.

But don’t worry; a cat is fine, too.

L I N K S

THE RULES OF THIS THING YOU CALL THE INTERNET.

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1. Aureate » reviews
To fear love is to fear life. [A collection of prompted drabbles.] [SLASH] [TommyxMerton]
Big Wolf on Campus - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-12-08 - Published: 2-21-07
2. Size of the Moon reviews
JD’s tone is light, but there’s something hidden in the sugar-coated, lovey-dovey layers that makes Perry look up from his book. JDCox
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-26-08 - Complete
3. Ex Anopsia reviews
The first thing he feels upon waking up is a pain so intense he’s actually shocked into silence for a moment. Then the screams start. ::Iggy-centric:: ::slight SLASH::
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-13-08 - Complete
4. Spiff reviews
I'm not good with words. I'll be the first to tell you that. ::SLASH:: ::BobbyxSpader::
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-24-08 - Complete
5. Abyss reviews
Soubi thinks what a shame this is. ::Drabble:: ::Implied SoubixRitsuka::
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-20-07 - Complete
6. Jealousy, Or Lack Thereof reviews
Will tends to feel...better around Warren. [SLASH] [WillxWarren]
Sky High - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-29-07 - Complete
7. 5 Things Jack Spicer Honestly Doesn't Know reviews
Jack doesn't know how long a moment lasts, but he never wants this one to end. [SLASH] [RaixJack]
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-14-07 - Jack & Raimundo - Complete
8. Doubledown reviews
Raimundo is silent as he shuffles the deck of cards. [SLASH] [Jaimundo]
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-8-07 - Raimundo & Jack - Complete
9. Requiem reviews
Nothing could have prepared them for tonight. [Lord Kass AU] [Dark] [MILD SLASH]
Neopets - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-16-06 - Complete
10. Illogical reviews
Sometimes, Will Wonders. [WarrenxWill] [SLASH]
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-8-06 - Complete
11. Hope reviews
There's a fine line between hope and convincing yourself to have it. [Motor Ed and Ron] [Consolation]
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-7-06 - Ron S. - Complete
12. Worth reviews
That’s not right. He’s always been worth it. Otherwise Ben wouldn’t bother coming back. [Different take on Framed] [IMPLIED SLASH] [KevinxBen]
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-28-06 - Complete
13. Fifty Snapshots reviews
Fifty snapshots of two boys with everything to lose. [RaixJack] [SLASH] [Written for challenge on LJ]
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-18-06 - Raimundo & Jack - Complete
14. Somnolence reviews
Merton stopped wishing for friends a long time ago. [SLASH] [TommyxMerton]
Big Wolf on Campus - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-25-06 - Complete
15. Possession reviews
Phantom doesn't like people taking what's his. [SLASH] [FentonxPhantom] [For PetPetAngel]
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 3-27-06 - Danny F. - Complete
16. Heartbeart reviews
You can hear your heartbeat. [Very, very slightly implied slash] [Character death] [TommyxMerton]
Big Wolf on Campus - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-20-06 - Complete
17. Isolophobia reviews
Tommy is Isolophobic. Or so Merton tells him. [SLASH] [Tommy x Merton] [Companion piece to FATALISM.]
Big Wolf on Campus - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-27-06 - Complete
18. Fatalism reviews
Merton is a fatalist. [SLASH] [Tommy x Merton]
Big Wolf on Campus - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-27-06 - Complete
19. Because reviews
His invulnerability was, sadly, only skin deep. [SLASH] [Will x Warren]
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 1-22-06 - Complete
20. The Gods hate me, I swear » reviews
Life is tough for Daisuke. Dark is a pain in the rear, his unrequited affection for Satoshi sucks in every sense of the word, and Riku just won't give him a break. [SHOUNEN AI] [Dai x Sato]
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 1-14-06 - Published: 12-17-04 - Daisuke N. & Satoshi H.
21. Snuff reviews
Will was pretty sure he’d never been more scared in his life. [Will x Warren] [IMPLIED SLASH]
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-13-06 - Complete
22. Two reviews
There were two select things Odd liked about Ulrich. [IMPLIED SLASH] [Odd x Ulrich]
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1-7-06 - Complete
23. Comparisons reviews
Warren doesn’t like making comparisons, but finds he’s been doing it a lot lately. [SLASH] [Warren x Will]
Sky High - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-5-06 - Complete
24. Bright Eyes reviews
At her side stood a boy in his late teens, arms crossed as if to defy the cold that being a ghost brought on. [OCxOC] [IMPLIED SLASH]
Ghost whisperer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-3-06
25. Ditched reviews
The singer shifted awkwardly on the doorstep, one hand tugging absentmindedly on the ends of his large scarf. [Implied ChipxTimmy] [SLASH] [Present for Angel]
Fairly Odd Parents - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-25-05 - Timmy - Complete
26. Habit reviews
As he slinks stealthily through the undergrowth, Ron thinks that all those years with Kim have really paid off. [Implied RonxGil] [SLASH]
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-22-05 - Ron S. - Complete
27. Eyes reviews
Danny stares at the sketchbook mutinously. [Just a drabble.] [Implied FentonxPhantom, if you want to see it that way.] [For PetPet Angel.]
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-18-05 - Danny F. - Complete
28. Faint » reviews
Ten years previous, in a sudden way no one could quite explain, it had happened. The Phantom had left. [Take it how you will, please.]
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12-15-05 - Published: 12-2-05 - Danny F. - Complete
29. Robin's Egg Blue » reviews
What if, a long time ago, Batman and Slade had a fight over who got Robin as their new apprentice? ...And what if Batman lost? [Eventual Speedy x Robin] [SLASH]
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 12-6-05 - Published: 11-3-05 - Robin & Speedy
30. Very, Very reviews
Seamus only ate his chocolates on very, very special occasions. [Dean x Seamus] [SLASH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-25-05 - Dean T. & Seamus F. - Complete
31. Metaphorically reviews
Dean's sketchbook never left his sight. [Dean x Seamus] [SLASH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-25-05 - Dean T. & Seamus F. - Complete
32. Rain reviews
Dean worried about Seamus. [Implied Dean x Seamus] [SLASH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-9-05 - Dean T.
33. Hell Bent reviews
Beast Boy isn't quite sure he likes this. Fate doesn't seem to gives a rat's arse. [Beast Boy x Cyborg] [SLASH]
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-6-05 - Beast Boy & Cyborg
34. Daisies reviews
He'd long ago stopped wondering how they knew daises were his favorite. [Unrequited? Control Freak x Beast Boy] [SLASH]
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-26-05 - Beast Boy & Control Freak
35. Sleep reviews
You can tell a lot by the way a person sleeps. [Beast Boycentric piece]
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-24-05 - Beast Boy
36. Learn reviews
Robin was too obsessed with Slade, Cyborg told him. [Implied Robin x Cyborg] [SLASH]
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-24-05 - Robin & Cyborg
37. Pink reviews
Kitten wasn't quite sure what had drawn her in. [Kitten x Canyouguess?] [FEMMESLASH]
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-24-05 - Jinx
38. The End of Time reviews
And somewhere, in some deep, repressed part of him, he knew that Slade would never actually allow him to die. That gave him satifaction. [Obsessive!Robin x Slade] [SLASH]
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-24-05 - Robin & Slade
39. Prove Something reviews
Beast Boy's entire life thus far had been a contest. [Aqualad x Beast Boy] [SLASH]
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-21-05 - Aqualad & Beast Boy
40. Caught reviews
When Daisuke had first come to, he hadn't known what to think. [Drabble featuring when Dai almost drowned.] [Slash] [SxD]
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-15-05 - Daisuke N. & Satoshi H.
41. Commonplace reviews
Starfire and he had a lot in common, thought Beast Boy. [Featuring implied slash and het, and two pensive characters opting for what they need over what they want. RxS, RxBB]
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-8-05 - Starfire & Beast Boy
42. Quite Possibly reviews
Shuichi doesn't want to go to sleep. [Shindou!centric in second person point of view.]
Gravitation - Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-8-05 - Shuichi S.
43. Spark reviews
Yuki was the darkness to the world’s light, yet in times when Shuichi’s life was in disarray and he just wanted to lay down and cry, Yuki would be his light...[ShuxEiri drabble]
Gravitation - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-28-05 - Eiri Y. & Shuichi S.
44. Demolition reviews
A reterospective piece, centering on Danny and his musings. Bit of a drabble, no plot, etc. Read and reveiw, if you would.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-25-05
45. Penny reviews
Beast Boy finds a penny. Johnny Rancid finds Beast Boy. [Challenge issued by Grey Snyper] [Beast Boy x Johnny Rancid] [Slash]
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-8-05 - Beast Boy & Johnny Rancid
46. Halfelf reviews
Rorek and Robin share a quiet night alone. [Challenge issued by Grey Snyper] [Robin x Rorek] [Slash]
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-8-05 - Robin
47. Standstill reviews
As fellow casualties of the Big Bang, Blaise and Isaiah depend on themselves and each other for support. When Blaise is threatened while trying to find food, Isaiah's dormant powers break loose. And the world stops. [Eventual slash] [VxR] [BxI]
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-7-05
48. Freeze Frame reviews
Before Shuichi graduated and before he became what he always dreamed, he often snuck out of the house to see a certain writer. And someone knew. [A reflective piece, centering on Shuichi and Maiko and what appears to be a rocky relationship.]
Gravitation - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-29-05
49. Through Brown Eyes » reviews
A series of drabbles centering on Virgil and Richie, in a musing sort of way. [Featuring yellow flowers, bad metaphors, and silliness.] [VR pre-slash]
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-21-05 - Published: 5-6-05
50. Weaving Webs reviews
A solemn musing about something Dark once said. [Featuring Consoling!Dark, angsty!Daisuke an everything but a happy ending.]
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-21-05
51. Slow Control reviews
I think the alcohol was just slowly leading you down until it had you trapped within the realm of your own mind. And you didn’t like that, did you? [Featuring Slightly!Abusive!Yuki, Sadomasochistic!Shuichi, and blood.]
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-16-05
52. Thicker than Blood reviews
Edward Elric had a complex, of sorts. It wasn’t his mile-wide stubborn streak, though this was a contributor...[A short drabble featuring character death, dark humor, and Self-Blaming!Ed.]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-5-05
53. Pretty Little Circles reviews
As Jou slowly drifts downward on a spiral to insanity, he muses. Dreams and reality intertwine and things start to rotate in pretty little circles...[Featuring Angsty!Jou, Concerned!Seto, confusion, and things we like.]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-17-05
54. A Game of Chess reviews
A bit of Noa musing from when he was first sent into cyber-space. Kina of sad, really. Read and review, please.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-9-05
55. Prove It reviews
Take-two on "Paperwork". Ed visits Roy's office and questions the flame alchemist about hwy he hates him. RoyEd R&R, please.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-24-05
56. Why Else? reviews
A little Dark musing on why exactly the Phantom Thief steals. The slightest of DarkSatoshi, if you squint. R&R, please.
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-24-05 - Complete
57. Paperwork reviews
Ed won't get up and do his paperwork, so Roy takes matters into his own hands. RoyEd R&R, please.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-24-05
58. Blame the Book reviews
Just a short fluffdrabble I wrote in, like, five minutes. Ryou has issues with books. I'll leave it there. RyouBakura. R&R, please.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-17-05
59. Rhythm and Rhyme reviews
Pre-lude poem to my up-coming "Rhythm and Rhyme" series. R&R
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-9-05
60. So? reviews
Half-sequel thingy to Adults Only. Shuichi and Suguru fluffdrabble. With dark chocolate. Yum. R&R, please.
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-6-05
61. Adults Only reviews
Suguru is sick of being a kid. He wants to be treated like an adult. How does Shuichi respond to this? ShuichiXSuguru. Fluff, sap, and major OOCness. Oh, I'm good. R&R
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-5-05
62. Do you know? I don't reviews
Moony and Padfoot have an interesting conversation, though Remus claims the latter talks too much...[Featuring fluff, sap, total random-ness and things we like.] (SLASH) SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-31-04 - Sirius B. & Remus L.
63. One Two reviews
Even a simple thing such as a counting rhyme can go awry for young Ryou. At least it can when he has Bakura as a yami. Fluffy, sappy one-shot. RB
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-18-04 - Complete
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