Author has written 1 story for Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

*GASP* I'm working on a fic!!!

Hallo! *waves*

Wow....I really love this site, I do. It's prolly gonna be a while before I get anything up....most of the garbage I write had something very very dirty in it....all that proves is that I need a hobby. Anyway....

PROFILE!!!!! >^^<

Name: Alana....'nuff said

Age: Old enough to...anyway *nervous whistle*

Residence: In hell with some of the most beautiful people in the world

Interests: Most art forms.....humans...sex

Fav. Movie(s): At the time....erm...Kill Bill and every other Tarantino film -_-;

Fav. Band/Musician: Rasputina and Sharon Apple

Fav. Music Genre: good things >^^<

Fav. Poet/ Writer: Kurt Vonnegut, Joseph Conrad, Joseph Heller, Shakespeare (>^^