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Author has written 7 stories for Hellboy, Pitch Black / Riddick, and Transformers. I'm the bitch who always forgets to log in and signs her reviews "Caz"... or when i'm especially lazy, "C". LOL Lemme think. 30 year old Ex-Automotive Tech/Meteorologist/English/Medieval History Major. working as a Desk Monkey for a Bakery. Has attention span of a goldfish, obviously. Uses short choppy sentences out of pure laziness. Periodically gets obsessed with movie characters and tries to write about em, or reads all fiction I can get my dirty paws on. I also DJ on an internet radio station called HardWiredRadio as DJ Boomstick. I play everything from Blues to hard Industrial for an hour or so a week. That, and I play an unhealthy amount of Halo3 and Left 4 Dead online (if you get bored and wanna watch me die hundreds of times in a row, find NeedBiggerGuns, message (lemme know who you are) and we'll play. :D ) Most of my fics start at 3 in the morning on napkins I bum off the bartender (who always give me strange looks) and grow from there. Scenerios play in my head like movies when I go to sleep and those thoughts almost always end up in a story somewhere. Hell, all my stories have soundtracks. I write for fun so if I don't have my facts perfect, well, I do minimal research. If I wanted to do research I'd still be a Medieval Lit major. My concern is with telling a good goofy story and getting it the fuck out of my head. Heh. Don't like it, don't read it, that's my philosophy. Fiction is my release. Leave your snottyness at the door, kick back and let the movie play out. I'll leave the serious fic for the talented writers, I just like watching things go Boom. Peace, Love and Fry Bread Grease! ~Caz PS: In regards to Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration and the sequel(s)... NO, the Twins, Bluestreak nor Prowl will not be in it. Why? OVERUSE. Frankly I'm sick of em. There's a few gems out there featuring these three but they're in EVERYTHING. They're the Samuel Jackson of TF Fanfic! that, and I think Lambos are fugly. They look like electric shavers, to coin a phrase from Sin City... If I did write em I'd make em Lotus or Ferrari. oh. and I don't write slash. -watches readers run- RIP Koko Taylor, Queen of the Blues 1928-2009 | |||||||||
1. OLOBA: The Light Was Yellow, Sir » reviewsThe Banes sisters have a new four-wheeled horny roomie, some newbs have splattered the landscape, a spastic Con and his brothers plot mayhem, and some anonymous wankers are stirring trouble in the background. Run Forest Run!Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 88,998 - Reviews: 125 - Updated: 10-3-09 - Published: 6-21-08 - Frenzy & Jazz2. It's Dark, And We're Wearing Sunglasses » reviewsMy cubby-hole for those random drabble/fics that pop into my head, challenge replies, etc etc etc. Not related to OLOBA. Ratings Vary, as do Plots and characters. Reader Beware.Transformers - Rated: M - English - General/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,253 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-30-093. A Match Made in Hell » reviews2007movieverse: drabbles: The newest addition to the Decepticon team has Frenzy acting... well, normal... much to the chagrin and amusement of the guys. Warning for cussing and implied smexings between spastic botsTransformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 11-29-08 - Published: 12-11-07 - Frenzy & Blackout4. Three Orange Whips » reviewsyeah, the damn song meme. Rated for lots of bad language and semi-SC, angst, bad humour and oocness. Beware my horrid drabblage. I needed the practice.Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-24-08 - Published: 8-3-08 - Complete5. Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration » reviews07verse: Two girls and one fine freakin' Pontiac. How does one balance everyday crisis with daily meetings with alien mechs and stay sane? Now with 27% more ninjas!Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,604 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 4-29-08 - Barricade & Mikaela B. - Complete6. The Rabbit Hole » reviewsTwo young girls stumble into a world much different than the one their used to. An outsider's view of the BPRD world and the mysteries of both. Get's a little nasty. WIPHellboy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,314 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 9-8-05 - Published: 8-11-047. RainDancer » reviewsAn AU fic about what may have happened post Pitch Black, from the planet escape on... gets violent, written before TCOR in 2002. WIPPitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,548 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-4-05 - Published: 9-21-04
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