She can see your barn yard door is open.

LOVES - Hanging out with friends, NC-17 fanfictions, anime, parodies, a range of music, Mr. J, walking around in small circles, playing REALLY addictive video games, your friendly neighborhood Spider-man, conventions, animals, guys with long hair, perverted jokes, tattoos, BBQ with those soft bones you can eat and cool stuff like skulls and roses.

HATES - WAITRESSES WITH VISIBLE INFECTIONS ON THEIR SERVING HAND. And the DMV.