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Author has written 36 stories for Harry Potter, Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, Yu-Gi-Oh, Demon Diary, Petshop Of Horrors, Fullmetal Alchemist, Get Backers, Yami no Matsuei, Naruto, Tactics, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. The Rabid Toenail AKA TRT, Aki, Envy, poopieface http://www.fanfiction.net/~rabidwalrusfairy My joint account with The Great Homicidal Walrus Fairy, AKA my friend 'Gure. READ THE FIC(S)! http://www.fictionpress.com/read.php?storyid=2089071Coauthoring with Shaoling on fp.com. Bacteria yaoi. Read it. http://www.fictionpress.com/read.php?storyid=2089064Coauthoring with The Great Homicidal Walrus Fairy on fp.com. Murderer yaoi. Read it. I write stuff. Some of it's bad, some's good, but it's probably about gay boys. If that offends you, go away. I've lost the ability to het. I'm friggin old now. --;; | |||||||||||
1. Yalta reviewsEngland at Yalta, trying to convince America that Uncle Joe is a creeper. Hints of the "Anglo-American special relationship"Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-19-09 - England & America - Complete2. Ice Princess Sasuke reviewsAU oneshot NaruSasu When the Uchiha parents depart for their second honeymoon, they unwisely leave The Very Manly and Sexy Crown Prince Itachi in charge of the country with directions to find a wife for Ice Princess Sasuke. For Ryuujitsu.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 3-11-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete3. Stars reviewsoneshotSasuNaru, SasuSaku Sasuke loves Naruto, but his obligations get in the way.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-24-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete4. Maternal Instincts reviewsMWPP era, SiriusxRemus, oneshot. Sirius has a great many secret desires— kissing Remus, holding Remus, doing dirty things under the sheets with Remus… oh, and being read to. Can’t forget that one.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-25-06 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete5. The Issue reviews…and sometimes, when the line between consciousness and sleep blurs, I realize that ice cream isn’t even what it’s really about. oneshot, Hiei introspection, mentioned shounenaiYu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-31-06 - Hiei & Kurama M. - Complete6. Goals reviewsAs Naruto approaches Orochimaru’s fortress, Sasuke mentally prepares himself for the upcoming struggle. Sasuke introspectiveSasuNaru hintsNaruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-2-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete7. Wet Cement reviewsSitting on his cold driveway, Ryou thinks back to a happier time... oneshot slight mentions of tendershippingYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-14-06 - R. Bakura - Complete8. Teach Me reviewsOneshotHaruKan Happy birthday, Futomi! Kantarou tries once again to shirk his duties, enlisting the help of his favorite demoneating goblin.Tactics - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-9-06 - Complete9. Poison reviewsSasuIta Yes, that's Uchihacest don't like, don't read! Ahem. Sasuke finally gets the chance to kill Itachi, but in spite of it all, Itachi won't stop laughing... DARK. VIOLENT. NOT FOR SMALL BABIES.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-26-0510. Tsuzuki's Devious Scheme reviewsTsuSoka Tsuzuki's scheming the night before had been devious. Evil Chibi Malik's birthday gift.Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-24-0511. Two Bare Feet reviewsRoyxEd shounenai It's much too hot in the library, which is why Ed and Roy should never have been in there at the same time... oh, and something about infantile snail barbers.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-17-05 - Edward E. & Roy M.12. Mad World reviewsAnd I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad-- the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had... (One-shot) (Shounen-ai, character death)Get Backers - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-26-05 - Complete13. Loss reviewsScar x Al Scar reminisces AKA whines. Drabbleesque. Bleh. FMA is cool. Pointlessly short fic that would take about a minute to read. Scar loves Al. Angstesque feelings ensue.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-28-05 - Scar & Alphonse E.14. Legwork reviewsDxLXD It's V-day --;; and Leon gives D chocolate eclairs. Odd things ensue.Petshop Of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-29-0515. Buried Myself Alive reviewsWhen Bakura does something that Ryou doesn't like, the little light makes his dissatisfaction known. Blood, RxB, creepy things, etc Happy birthday, itooshi! And happy Chinese New Year.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-9-05 - R. Bakura & Yami Bakura16. Codependency » reviewsAU (KxK, ev KxH) (Shounen-ai) Hiei is sent to juvie for stealing money from Sakyo in order to pay for Yukina's operation. He falls under the spell of the alluring juvie counselor, Shuuichi. Unfortunately, Shuuichi is happily attached... or is he? (COMPLETYu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,906 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 11-23-04 - Published: 9-10-0417. First Love reviewsOne-shot, shounen-ai, sequel to One Week. You need to read OW first, btw. Kuronue and Kurama meet in The Park (dun dun dun) to talk, a year after the events of OW. Other stuff happens.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-7-04 - Complete18. Raptured Soul reviewsThe title has very little to do with the story. Either way, this is SesshyxInu... of a sort. Sesshoumaru proves that he will do anything to finally posses the Tetsusaiga.Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-15-04 - Inuyasha & Sesshomaru19. Judgment Day reviewsMa'at gives Ryou a choice-- he can be rid of Bakura forever. When faced with this choice, he does something you wouldn't expect. (Slight BxR, MxR, rating to be safe)Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-3-0420. One Week » reviewsAU, shounenai KxKxH triangle Kurama loses a bet to Karasu, and has to do whatever he says for a week. Unfortunately for Karasu, his plans tend to... blow up in his face. Meanwhile, Kurama has problems of his own...Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,288 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 9-3-04 - Published: 7-29-04 - Kurama M.21. Room For Rent II » reviews(COMPLETE)(Shounen-ai, BxR, YxY, MxM, etc.) The insanity continues with the sequel to RFR! Ryou's dad shows up after 5 years of wandering Egypt! How will this affect Bakura's and Ryou's relationship? Badly, I'm afraid...Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,364 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 7-25-04 - Published: 6-2-04 - Complete22. Bubble Bath reviewsExR Birthday fic for my imouto, Evil Chibi Malik! Erm... what will Eclipse do when he is faced with wet Raenefs, evil towels, and bubble baths? Will he run away in terror? Or will he... be OOC?Demon Diary - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-24-04 - Eclipse & Raenef IV - Complete23. Potholes in Tokyo II » reviews(Complete)Shounen-ai Yyxy, bxr, mxm, etc. Sequel to Potholes in Tokyo, obviously. The insanity continues, and this time, there's even a plot! Muhahah!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,436 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 5-31-04 - Published: 3-8-04 - Complete24. The Ultimate Karasu x Kurama Fic reviews(revised on 6-1-04)Shounen-ai love polygons! A parody of all those Karasu x Kurama fics out there... or at least it was supposed to be, but then something funky happened... .Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-23-0425. Room For Rent » reviews(COMPLETE) Ryou, in order to earn some extra money, decides to rent out the guest room. Eventual BxR shounen-ai.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,364 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 2-29-04 - Published: 9-29-03 - Complete26. Catharsis reviews(One-shot) Ryou and Bakura are both trying to cope with life (or lack thereof), and in surprisingly similar and different ways (?). This summary is sooo stupid... an attempt at a serious fic.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-28-04 - Complete27. The Thunderstorm Story reviews(One-shot) The castle with no name is plagued by a thunderstorm... and Eclipse quickly discovers that his young Lord is afraid of thunderstorms.Demon Diary - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-23-03 - Complete28. The Birds And The Bees reviews(One-shot) Raenef is hyper. He will never be allowed to eat syrup again.Demon Diary - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 11-19-03 - Complete29. Potholes in Tokyo » reviews(yxy, bxr, etc) Yami is a businessman and Yuugi is an orphan. When they meet, Yami at once decides to take him home. ch8: The answer to the burning question! COMPLETEYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,046 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 11-13-03 - Published: 7-15-03 - Complete30. Not the Trees! reviews(One-shot) One morning, Hiei is disturbed by the sounds of lumberjacks. By Akito (me), Momiji, and Ayame Sohma.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-29-03 - Complete31. Stockholm reviewsRyou realizes just how dependent he is on his yami when he's no longer there.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-13-03 - R. Bakura32. Family Day reviews(One-shot) Ryou's school has family day, where the students' mothers or fathers come to school and eat lunch with them. Unfortunately, Ryou's daddy can't come.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-6-03 - Complete33. Heaburashi reviewsHiei discovers the human hair brush. Hair brushes. Squirrels. Pink bunny pajamas.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-20-0334. Immortal Dreams » reviewsSequel to Grave Impossibilites, which is a Severitus challenge response.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 3-16-03 - Published: 8-31-02 - Harry P. & Severus S.35. Inuyasha Discovers CocaCola » reviewsEventually a series of discoveries made by the hanyou while waiting for the return of the Shard Detector.Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-2-03 - Published: 2-26-0336. Grave Impossibilities » reviewsResponse to Severitus' challenge, with a few twists brought to you by the plot bunnies frolicking rampantly through my brain.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,156 - Reviews: 233 - Updated: 8-10-02 - Published: 5-6-02 - Harry P. & Severus S.
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