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| TrivialQueen |
Author has written 37 stories for Leverage, Tudors, Sherlock Holmes, Toy Story, 101/102 Dalmatians, Pride and Prejudice, Big Bang Theory, Mad Men, Sherlock, Brave, 2012, Downton Abbey, and 1776. Hiya! My name is Cait. I'm from a small, unimportant town in a slightly larger, still unimportant state. I think I can be summed up by what most people say about me: "I'd be surprised, but it's you."And the fact that I tripped and fell down the stairs at my high school graduation. My philosophy: "Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening". I have two tumblr blogs, one is my personal ramblings and rebloggings - it's at trivialqueen(dot)tumblr(dot)com, the other is for the occasional snip of a story or pictures of the fanfiction kind, it's at parrottgal(dot)tumblr(dot)com. A note about my Fics 'Snippets', 'Oddments' and 'Oddments Reprise': If you have any prompt ideas for an Snippet/Oddment feel free to PM me, I love inspiration. Some of my favorite Shows are: The Daily Show, CSPAN, Leverage, Nero Wolfe, Poirot, Sherlock, Scrubs, The Big Bang Theory, House, CSI: NY, The Tudors, Star Trek: The Original Series, Mythbusters, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Downton Abbey, The Newsroom, and the Adventures of TinTin Some of my favorite Music is: Bruce Springsteen, Jimmy Buffett, Areosmith, Emmylou Harris, Mary Chapin Carpenter, Gordon Lightfoot, Opera, Musicals - Phantom, Evita, Rent, Wicked, Oklahoma, and The Capitol Steps Some of my favorite Movies are: Jaws, Hitchcock Films, Mel Brooks Films, Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail, When Harry Met Sally Some of my favorite Books/Plays are: The Crucible (Play), Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (Play), Hercule Poirot, Nero Wolfe, Sherlock Holmes Mysteries, Pride and Prejudice, The Godfather,To Kill a Mockingbird, Jane Eyre Some of my other favorite things are: Politics, Political Satire, sky high heels, trivia, coffee, rainy days and murder mysteries, super cheesey romance novels (ironically I hate Twilight with a burning passion), and quotes Some of my favorite quotes are: "People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point." George Carlin "Humor is just another defense against the universe." Mel Brooks "I'd like to offer my moral support, but I have questionable morals." Tee Shirt "It's not the size of the dog in the fight that counts, it's the size of the fight in the dog." Mark Twain "The show you are about to watch is a news parody. Its stories are not fact checked. Its reporters are not journalists. And its opinions are not fully thought through." Daily Show Disclaimer "Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians." Pat Robertson Some of my favorite people are: Jon Stewart, Gloria Steinem, Margaret Sanger, George Carlin, Perry Cox, Mel Brooks, Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot, Nero Wolfe, Bruce Springsteen, Jimmy Buffett, Elizabeth Bennett, Sophie Katz, Archie Goodwin, Timothy Hutton, Don Flack, Spock, Thomas Cromwell, Thomas More, Thomas Wolsey, Belle - Best Disney Princess hands down. Some of my favorite parings are: Sherlock Holmes/ Molly Hooper (BBC's Sherlock), Sherlock Holmes/ Irene Adler (Sherlock Holmes), Carson/Hughes (Downton Abbey), Cox/ Jordan (Scrubs), Erik/ Christine (Phantom of the Opera), Darcy/ Elizabeth (Pride and Prejudice), Archie Goodwin/ Lily Rowan (Nero Wolfe), Nate/ Sophie (Leverage), Danny/ Lindsay (CSI:NY), Lenord/ Penny (The Big Bang Theory) Sheldon/Amy (The Big Bang Theory), House/ Cuddy (House), Grissom/ Catherine (CSI), Thomas Wolsey/ Joan Larke (The Tudors), Serak/ Amanda (Star Trek: TOS), Woody/ Bo Peep (Toy Story), Buzz Lightyear/ Jessie (Toy Story), Me/Nutella (Real Life), Merida/Young MacGuffin (Brave,2012). Dame Cait, of the Order of the Towel. August 15th, 2009. | |||||||
1. The Bedding"The Laird and his Lady are now abed." She said clearly, taking a deep breath to support her words over the crowd gathered. "But we are not and the night is still young, shall we return to the dance and finish the Lord Macintosh's wine?" MerGuffin, mentions of Young Macintosh/OFC. A one-shot continuation of 'A Merry War'.Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Published: 5-13-13 - Merida & Young McGuffin - Complete2. A Cool, Cool, Considerate Man »To the congress he is cool, calm, and collected, only to his wife does he let his true feelings be known. A collection of moments between John Dickinson and his wife.1776 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,262 - Updated: 4-14-13 - Published: 4-10-133. A Merry War » reviewsYoung Macintosh/ OFC. Rosalyn Brolchain was raised to be mindful of her temper and reserved with her emotions. Winter winds, ice and snow rise when her temper flairs. Hers is a cold fury. Out of her four sisters Rosalyn is the most in control. Unless Dougal Macintosh is concerned, then she is as raw as the winds she conjures.Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,218 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 3-25-13 - Published: 8-10-12 - Young Macintosh - Complete4. Valentine's Day reviewsThe microwave clock changes from 11:59 to 12:00. He smiles and leans in for another kiss. She never did remember it was Valentines' Day. He never did remind her. Sherlolly. Oneshot.Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-16-13 - Molly Hooper & Sherlock H. - Complete5. Tis a Long Story » reviewsWee Dingwall returns home after the Betrothal Games. Dingwall/OFC. A slight prequel to 'A Merry War'. Complete. Two-shot.Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-6-12 - Wee Dingwall - Complete6. Stand reviewsEstablished Sherlolly. Oneshot. Rated T for language and content. "If he rattles that door one more time I'm going to give him a piece of my mind and I hope he chokes on it." She growled, wide awake now. No sooner spoken did the sound of shoulder to wood reach them.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-3-12 - Molly Hooper & Sherlock H. - Complete7. Oddments: The Musical » reviewsI did some housecleaning today and found a stash of Song!fics I'd written earlier, all taking place in the Oddments Universe. And so here they are for your reading pleasure. Songs, prompts, fun, M rated material! Featuring Philip/ Mary, William Parr, Anne & Edward Seymour, Francis Bryan/ Katherine Parr, and Anne Boleyn. As well as an amazing taste in music...Tudors - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,070 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-3-12 - Complete8. 3 AM » reviewsHe lowered his forehead to rest beside his hand and for a moment stood there with his eyes closed listening to the ratta-tat-tat of the rain outside and the tears falling like rain inside and the sound of his own heart breaking. Spoilers(ish) from Season Three. reposted with formatting changes.Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-31-12 - Published: 10-30-12 - C. Carson & E. Hughes - Complete9. Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again reviews472 Years ago, July 28th, Thomas Cromwell was put to death at leisure of the King.Tudors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-28-12 - Thomas Cromwell - Complete10. Oddments Reprise » reviewsThis is unrelated to Oddments, and yet it is its sequel. More prompts, more fun! More M rated material. Featuring Eustace/ Margaret, Philip/ Mary, Cromwell/ Elizabeth, TomKat, FalKat, Wolsey/ Joan, Knivert/ AoC. And many more. Updated July 18, 2012.Tudors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 49,098 - Reviews: 269 - Updated: 7-18-12 - Published: 9-6-0911. Body Heat reviewsMolly Hooper died last night of hypothermia. She was thirty-two years old and stubborn. One-shot.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-22-12 - Sherlock H. & Molly Hooper - Complete12. Errol Flynn reviewsNow, while he was still on top of the world, he needed to kiss the girl and make the dramatic exit appropriate to the idiom. One-shot, a companion to episode 5.05. Lane-centric.Mad Men - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-20-12 - Complete13. And a Sixpence in her Shoe » reviews"How Blue is Blue?" He asked seriously. Originally Something Borrowed. Five looks at the wedding of Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler's daughter. Future fic, children.Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-18-12 - Published: 1-22-12 - Amy Farrah Fowler & Sheldon C. - Complete14. The 12 Days of Christmas » reviewsOn the fourth day of Christmas, My True Love gave to me... Multiple Carols, Traditional and Modern, and Multiple pairings, Traditional and AU.Tudors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-5-11 - Published: 12-25-0915. Over the Rainbow reviews471 Years ago, July 28th, Thomas Cromwell was put to death at leisure of the King.Tudors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-28-11 - Thomas Cromwell - Complete16. Superbius et Praeiudicata » reviewsOr Darcy, Wickham, and Catullus. Written for a class as part of a Latin Poetry Translation Assignment.Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-3-11 - Complete17. Moments » reviewsRoger/Anita. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. Fluff. New Chapter as of 2/12/11.101/102 Dalmatians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-12-11 - Published: 1-20-11 - Roger & Anita18. Pon Farr reviewsCrack!fic. Thomas Cromwell is a Vulcan, you know it, I know it. This comes with some complications, two words: Pon Farr. The blood fever that tells Vulcan males they must mate or die. Thank God he has Elizabeth. Merry Christmas, you're welcome. Rated M.Tudors - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-27-10 - Thomas Cromwell - Complete19. Only Women Bleed reviewsThomas was ten the first time his father hit him.Tudors - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-22-10 - Thomas Cromwell - Complete20. The Price » reviewsIn order to save him, she had to first betray him. AU. Cromwell/Elizabeth. Dark, explicit content.Tudors - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,915 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 8-2-10 - Published: 11-2-09 - Thomas Cromwell & King Henry VIII21. Happy Anniversary » reviews"If this is going to work, Thomas, you're going to have to get rough..." Thomas and Elizabeth Cromwell celebrate another anniversary. Very M, PWP, BDSM.Tudors - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-1-10 - Published: 8-1-09 - Thomas Cromwell - Complete22. I Am Stretched on Your Grave reviews470 Years ago, July the 28th, Thomas Cromwell was put to death at leisure of the King.Tudors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-28-10 - Thomas Cromwell - Complete23. Just a Dream reviews"It was awful...somehow this strawberry scented bear - that sounded just exactly like Ned Beatty - had managed to get us trapped in the incinerator." Human!Bo/Woody one-shot.Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-3-10 - Bo Peep & Woody - Complete24. The Irregulars » reviews100 words based on 100 words, The Great Detective, his Boswell, the Woman, other observations. Movie, Doyle canon, and rampant AU.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-9-10 - Published: 1-1-1025. Snippets » reviewsLeverage related odds and ends, primarily drabbles pulled from the margins of my notebooks. Full explanation inside. Nate/ Sophie, Eliot/ OFC, Hardison/ Parker. Rated T to M for Strong Language and References.Leverage - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 10,549 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 9-6-09 - Published: 3-13-0926. Oddments » reviewsVignettes based around a table of 100 prompts. Multiple Characters, Pairings, and Points of View. Including, but not limited to: TomKat, Cromwell, Anne Boleyn, Wolsey/ Joan Larke, etc. Full explanation inside. Complete.Tudors - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 103 - Words: 34,094 - Reviews: 226 - Updated: 8-19-09 - Published: 6-30-09 - Complete27. Opus reviewsHis eyelids a canvas he viewed each moment in the melody, each moment with her that brought out the music in him. Written for the Nate/ Sophie Ficathon on Livejournal.Leverage - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-1-09 - Nathan F. & Sophie D. - Complete28. XanaduThe Zinnias had no ulterior motives, her Azaleas had no secrets, the Lilacs loved a little compassion and caring. Why couldn't he be more like her garden? Written for the Nate/ Sophie Ficathon on Livejournal.Leverage - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Published: 8-1-09 - Sophie D. & Nathan F. - Complete29. My Antonia reviews469 Years ago, July 28th, Thomas Cromwell was put to death at leisure of the King. Songfic, Angst, Thomas/ Elizabeth. Not "Oddments" related.Tudors - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-28-09 - Complete30. Reunions reviews"I thought you would be asleep." He said softly, entering the bed chamber and giving Elizabeth such a start that she fell from her perch. Not the image of reunion he had when he set out for Putney.Tudors - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-19-09 - Complete31. The People you Meet in Heaven » reviewsThomas Cromwell in Heaven. Originally titled 'Feather Bed'. Fluffy.Tudors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-28-09 - Published: 6-3-09 - Complete32. Shouldn't I be Less in Love with You? reviewsWhat if Henry was faithful to Katherine? AU, SongFic.Tudors - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-28-09 - Complete33. Snarled Laces reviews"I'm afraid Mr. Cromwell is…" she licked her full pink lips, "tied up at the moment, may I take the message?"Tudors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-5-09 - Complete34. Ménerbes » reviewsI love you, but I've got to love myself more. This is a short story composed of three snippets Fall, Sound, Distance I've written previously with a hit of Jimmy Buffett's Distantly in Love. Dedicated to Morralls, rated for slight language.Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-13-09 - Nathan F. & Sophie D.35. The Blake Job » reviewsFor an honest man Nathan Ford knew a lot of freaks, geeks, and grifters. Nathan/Sophie, Parker/Hardison, Eliot...Leverage - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,439 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-21-09 - Published: 1-19-09 - Complete36. Human Touch » reviewsBaby, in a world without pity, do you think I'm askin's too much? I just want to feel you in my arms, share a little of that Human Touch. Feel a little of that Human Touch. Give me a little of that Human Touch. Nate/ SophieLeverage - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-29-09 - Nathan F. & Sophie D. - Complete37. Brilliant Disguise reviewsSo tell me who I see, when I look in your eyes. Is that you, baby, or just a brilliant disguise? Nathan/ Maggie Angst. Nathan/ Sophie Hope.Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-24-09 - Nathan F. & Sophie D. - Complete
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