I am a HUGE WWE fan, and devoutly watch RAW and try to catch Smackdowm! as often as I can, due to my business on Fridays.

I am also obsessed with GI Joe comics, particularly the original Marval series.

Name: Allison
Home State: Massachusetts

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My favorite wrestlers are (in no real order):

UNDERTAKER: He is my #1 all-time favorite, and he is also the first wrestler I ever saw. I am a devout Creature of the Night. He’s also REALLY sexy! Sara is so lucky! And now, he's 16-0 at Wrestlemania, just like he should be! I hope he has a nice long championship reign soon, and he gets to do promos more often. I own the Undertaker Teddy Bear, and it is sooooo CUTE!

KANE: Another big-time favorite, I scream in joy when I see him. The Big Red Monster has finally given me a reason to watch ECW every week, and I'm loving the fact that the WWE has finally come to their senses and given Kane a major title. He has great facial expressions that really lets you know what he's thinking. He’s also just so adorably evil, yet at the same time sexy. I love him!

SHAWN MICHAELS: What’s not to love about the Sexy Boy? He’s cool, handsome, funny, sexy, talented, sweet, hot, and just soooooooo awesome! DX RULES! I'm glad he's back in the ring kickin' ass and taking names. I missed his hi-jinx. Personally, I support his retiring of Ric Flair, as Ric asked for his A-game, and that's exactly what he got.

TRIPLE H: I’ll admit, I used to hate him, but when DX came back, I saw him in a whole new light. SUCK IT! I hope he and Stephanie get back together on-screne, since I know they're married in real life.

RODDY PIPER: He's so funny and cool, and I'm glad the cancer went into remission. Hey, if anyone can put a Sleeper Hold on cancer, it's Hot Rod!

CHRIS BENOIT: RIP, my man. His and his family's deaths were tragic. The rabid wolverine was one hell of a wrestler, and he will be truely missed. I will always remember him for what he was, and not what he became.

JEFF HARDY: Cute, extreme, sweet, great style, funny, an artist, a singer, and cool, what's not to love!

RIC FAIR: The Nature Boy is so cool! WOOOOOOOO! I'm sad he's retired, but he at least went down in a blaze of glory.

JOHN CENA: A great champ in my eyes, and I like his style. He's very funny, and I think it's important for a champ to be entertaining and willing to fight for their championship and not always take the easy way out. Besides, like me, he's from the Boston area, so I gotta route for the hometown boy! I'm so glad he's recovered from his surgery.

VAL VENIS: It sucks that he got released, but considering how he had been regulated to jobber, it's probably for the best. I'll certainly remember him fondly.

JIM ROSS: I cried when he was fired, and was celebrating for days when he came back. He’s my favorite announcer. Boomer Sooner!

JOSH MATHEWS: He’s so cute and sweet, I just want to hug him! Glad he's back on TV!

ROB VAN DAM: Do I really need to explain myself? He’s RVD! And I love his hair, it looks so silky. I hope he comes back someday.

REY MYSTERIO: He’s so cool! He'd make one heck of a US or Heavyweight Champ. Kick ass, honey!

CHRIS JERICHO: Save_Us Chris! I'm so glad he's back, even if he is a heel. He's such a great preformer. Hey, I just realized something: Chris has stopped calling Lilian "Vivian"!

EDDIE GUERRERO: RIP, amigo. Before he passed on, I hate to admit it, but I didn’t like him due to the fact that I first saw him when he was doing the whole rivalry with Rey thing. But when he died, I realized I barely knew anything about him or his character, so I did some research. I was so wrong about him. I hope I will not be judged for learning too late what a great man Eddie was. Adios.

STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN: Oh Hell Yeah! WHAT?! If I could stand the taste of beer, I would love to have a beer bash with him! He totally rules, and the way he pisses off Vince is great. A real entertainer.

PAUL LONDON & BRIAN KENDRICK: They're both total cuties, and their high-flying style reminds me of the Hardys, but at the same time, they make it so original. Brian and Ashley would be super cute together.

RON SIMMONS: That man is, like, in his 50s, and he still looks that good. DAMN!

CODY RHODES: I've nicknamed him "Cutie Rhodes." He's a mega sweetheart, and even though he's lost against Randy, he gave a good match, can do solid and convincing promos, and he shows so much respect for the legends. He's got a bright future ahead of him. I'm so glad he's a champion, and he's only going to get better. Pity he's a heel, now. WHY ARE YOU WORKING WITH RANDY ORTON, DAMNIT?!

CRYME TIME: I don't like how they treated Lita, but they are funny, and they were really nice to Lilian. I'm glad they're back, especially since they helped Cena trash JBL's limo. Plus, their handshake is cool.

My favorite Divas are:

LILIAN GARCIA: She’s my favorite Diva, and I love her singing and fashion. She’s my favorite Diva to read/write about. For the love of God, Vince, put her in a storyline (preferably one without Viscera or Charlie Haas)! Sucks she's retireing though. Don't leave us!

LITA: Say what you want, she is probably one of the greatest women to ever wrestle in the WWE and her personal life is really none of our concern anyway. I’m so sad she retired, she had real talent and was really cool. She changed the Women's Division, but the way she left RAW was so terrible. Cryme Tyme should be ashamed of themselves.

VICTORIA/TARA: The only reason I would ever watch TNA. She rocks! Hate the name Tara though, Victoria suits her much better.

ASHLEY MASSARO: I think she had real potential as a Diva and I wish her luck in the future. I wish people would stop claiming she was trying to be Lita. She was so not! I miss her.

MARIA KANELLIS: She’s just so funny, and she really is sweet. People may claim she's talentless eye-candy, but every time she gets in that ring she seems to improve, and I think she can go far in the women's division if the WWE lets her. And is it just me, or is she acting like less of an airhead lately? Awesome :)

SARA CALAWAY: Sure, she’s not technically a Diva, but she’s still cool, and she has my admiration. Also, before her, Taker used to be a real party animal, but once she came along, he cleaned up his act and started to settle down. Besides, Taker obviously loves her enough to tattoo her name on his throat. Now THAT’S devotion.

SHERRI MARTEL: RIP. The sensational one paved the way for future Divas, and her death was a great loss to the WWE, and the world in general.

MELINA PEREZ: I'm actually glad she came back, and as a face no less! The whole bitchy gimmick was getting old, so the change is nice. She's a great wrestler, too.

MICKIE JAMES: She seems like such a fun person to be around, and like me, she loves horses :). I hope the WWE Creative team finally realizes how popular she is right now and puts her in a storyline. The whole thing with John Cena was pretty cute.

Wrestlers and Divas I hate:

EDGE: He dragged Lita's carrer down the toilet and continues to hurt poor Ric Flair and others for no good reason. He's totally over-rated (no pun intended). The only thing I like about him was the phrase "reeks of awesomeness", but now he doesn't even use it anymore! Asshole. Has anyone else noticed that he currently looks a lot like a caveman/Mike Knox? Eww.

RANDY ORTON: Used to think he was cute, but once I found out what an asshole he is and when he went after Taker, he lost my respect. He never should have RKOed Stacy. Meanie!

ERIC BISHOFF: All I can say is thank God he's gone. When he was GM for a night, I suddenly remembered why I hated him.

GREAT KHALI: Dear God, why do they let him in the ring? He has no talent, no charisma, and sure, he's tall and strong, but that doesn't mean he should be allowed to take on such stars as the Undertaker and Kane. And he defidently didn't deserve to be champ!

MVP: I respected the fact he still wrestled despite his burns (he did actually get at least first-degree burns, I mean, you can't lose an inferno match without actually risking serious burning, but the WWE claimed they were worse to make him seem better. Them being infected probably was fake, too), but he's still irritating. And his outfit is horrible!

MICHELLE MCCOOL: Dear god, she is so BORING! She has no personality, no charisma, and she certainly doesn't deserve to be a champion! Especially not the Women's Champion!

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Challenges/Fics I'd Like People to Write

1) I'm sure many of you saw the handshake between Jeff Hardy and Lilian Garcia when he was shaking the hands of everybody he respected more than Randy Orton. Well, I'd like someone to write a fic based on that moment, only Jeff kisses Lilian instead/as well. You can make it a oneshot or multi-chapter story, and I'd like Lily to confront Jeff after, with the two hooking up. I may take a shot at writing it, but I'd like someone else to do one, too. Please?

2) An Undertaker/Ashley romance.

3) A Lilian/Rob Van Dam romance.

4) A Chris Jericho/Lilian romance that takes place after he returns. Bonus points go to anyone who exlpains in the story why he doesn't call her "Vivian."

5) A Lilian/Undertaker fic, can be romance or something else, but have it take place when she's just debuted and Undertaker still has his Minisrty. Or, have it be some time during his American Badass persona.

6) A Shawn/Ashley story. Can be a romance, or just a sweet little comfort fic.

Anyone who comes up with one of these fic, please contact me, as I would love to read it. Thank you!

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Favorite Pairings

Ashley/Kane: As my fic shows, I think they’d be cute together. When Ashley was asked about being on Smallville, she said, and I quote, “I’m very honored to be part of the show, especially with Kane." And come on, why else would Khali attack her unless he thought Kane would come out? He should have.

Ashley/Taker: I know, weird pairing, but I think Ash’s warm nature would melt the Deadman’s heart a little. Besides, her punk nature would work rather well with his American Badass persona.

Ashley/Brian: They are so cute together! Did you see his face when she kissed him on the cheek? His expression was priceless!

Ashley/Shawn: Ash has stated many times that Shawn Michaels was her favorite superstar growing up, and if they aren’t a couple, I could totally see her as a father-figure or a big brother.

Ashley/Matt: They were so cute together! It’s too bad they broke up, but at least they’re still close friends.

Lilian/Taker: Another weird couple, but totally cute to me. He’s an American Badass, she’s an army brat who sings the National Anthem. Works for me. And I love how he said her name during interviews, his southern drawl was so sexy!

Lilian/Stone Cold Steve Austin: Beer buddies to the end, it was cute when they sang "America the Beautiful" together. Lily’s actually said that if she could be stranded on a desert island with anyone, it’d be him.

Lilian/Shawn: Hey, they’re both military brats, they both sang their own theme songs, and have you heard the way she announces him? They’d totally fit together.

Lilian/Benoit: I don’t know why this pairing works, it just does.

Lilian/Kane: Ever since he attacked her, I just can’t help but think they look good together. He likes fire, and she’s a fiery Latina. I think she should have been more involved in the Kane/Big Show storyline. And, as stated in my fic "My Angel," she never runs away from him, even when the pyros go off.

Lilian/RVD: He’s totally digging her. Whenever he comes to the ring, she always announces his name slowly so he can point to himself, and she’s always smiling at him. And one time a few years ago (RAW 7/1/02, I believe), I totally saw him showing off his IC belt to her, as if he was trying to impress her, and she was smiling and nodding at him as he did so. And when he was in a feud with Taker over the Hardcore Championship, she mimicked him when he did the "Rob Van Dam" pointing thing when she interviewed him. Hell, she’s even in his entrance video. Coincidences? I think not! He's also always been respectful to her during interviews, while most of the other superstars were jerks.

Sara/Taker: Do I even need to explain myself?

Sara/Kane: If she was ever paired with anyone other than Taker, it would have to be Kane. I mostly only think of them as sibling-like, though.

Maria/CM Punk: They were a couple in real life. They’re just so cute together!

Maria/John Cena: Ok, he’s totally always flirting with her in their interviews, and that kiss was HOT!

Victoria/Kane: They’re both psychotic, tough, violent, and don’t let anything get in their way. Seems like a good match to me. Hell, she says she's honored whenever she's asked when she's going to team up with Kane.

Lita/Kane: It sucked how it went down, but I think they’re totally cute! And a few years ago during a tag match (Kane & Big Show vs Team Xtreme) when Lita tried to Hurricanranna him, Kane caught her, and instead of hurting her like everyone thought he would, he set her down gently on the turnbuckle. They belong together.

Lita/HBK: When Kane and Lita first got married, Lita set up a no DQ match between him and Shawn Michaels. And after the match, when Lita helped him win, Shawn actually kissed her hand! No wonder they call him the Heartbreak Kid!

Lita/Matt: Damn Edge, ruining a perfectly good relationship!

Lita/Jeff: I don’t know, I just think they’d be cute together.

Lita/Taker: Taker seems like the kind of guy who'd want a woman who was a challenge, and she'd certainly give him one!

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Current Stories

I Love You: A love poem to Kevin Mask. (Ultimate Muscle, Complete)

What I Like About You: A series of romantic one-shots describing what the superstars like most about their Divas. Chapter 2 up, Kane/Ashley. (Wrestling, In-progress)

I'm Not Her: After Ashley gets out of a bad relationship, she and Kane develop a strange friendship which quickly turns to love. But Kane's demon wants Ashley for himself, and Ash's ex has his own plans for her. Can Their relationship survive? (In-progress. On Hiatus.)

Hardcore Heart: Rob and Lilian have feelings for each other, but they're both too shy to admit it. Will and attack from the Undertaker change that? (In-progress.)

My Angel: Kane thinks about RAW's beautiful ring announcer, Lilian. (Complete.)

Living or Dead: After Kane burries Taker alive, the Deadman has changed. Sara begins to wonder if Mark still loves her. (Complete.)

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Other Loves:
Pan's Labrynth
Naruto
Ultimate Muscle
YuYu Hakusho
Labrynth
Parrots
Aladdin
Phantom of the Opera
Rob Zombie
my friends & family
animals
Firefly
The Crow
CSI
dragons
puppets
Kung Fu Panda
G.I. Joe

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Check out my friends' stuff, too!
Karria-san = Spazzinglights (she doesn't ever write anything, but oh well)
Trish = Im-AcErBiC (a Kane/Ashley lover, just like me!)

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Before I go:

I’d like to say thank you to any and all reviewers who give me constructive criticism and good comments. I’d also like to thank my anonymous reviewers her, since I don’t know any other way to thank you for your great comments. Keep On Rollin'! XOXOXO