hiya! i'm siriuslydelusional and this is my fanfiction account! welcome!

i decided that my profile could use some spiffing up, so here it is! brand spanking new! woot!

name: emily

age: 17

i am: a fan of almost all types of music (although, apparently, i'm into more hair metal than i thought i was...hm...), a (not so) closet slash fanfiction nerd (i can't help it! i looooove slash! i can even make certain people twitch by talking about it! ...you know who you are.), an open mic night semi-regular (or i would be if they didn't make it suck so bad recently...damn yuppies), an avid movie geek (b-movies are a way of life...i'm not even lying, yo!), a drama club member (when i have the time, because apparently i suck and haven't been able to do anything of imporantance this year...i hung the backdrop, though!), knowledgable on everything Bowie (...i love this man more than is possible to put into words...), a fan of all things Hana Yori Dango and Hanazakari no Kimitachi e (thank you, crunchyroll.com), a Gravitation addict (because it's amazing and you know it!) an 'art freak' (say it loud, say it proud!), a lover of all things USA (i love Monk and Law and Order: SVU...i love them so hard...), an aspiring physchologist (quite a leap from graphic design, i know...), and someone whose writing is already being censored! (because apparently you can't speak out about hate crimes in our school's literary magazine!)

general likes: boy's love, asian melodrama and television shows, freaking out my classmates, black eyeliner (and lots of it!), pigtails, daydreaming, chinese and japanese food, katie, poetry, oscar wilde, pandora.com, bad reality tv, anime, manga, pyschology, fanfiction, graphic design, singing, pottery, art museums, history, talking, final fantasy and other video games, daydreaming, james, gurabiteshiyon.com, ice cream, random flash animations or videos, webcomics, cj, buddhism, atheism, drawing, sketching, alyssa, all my other friends, dancing in the moonlight, and those rare moments when i don't look like a complete asstard...

general dislikes: homophobes, mean people, boring people, that frosted eyeshadow that everyone seems to think looks good, having no social life, overdue library books and the fines that accompany them, being bored, when nothing is on television, getting completely pwned while playing gundam wing, making a jackass out of myself on a daily basis, insomnia, mysogonysts, senseless rules, when people flip my pigtails constantly, my inability to properly communicate my feelings without looking like a moron, pretentious snobs, sexual assault and jokes about it, and those pointless e-mails that everyone sends you and expects you to forward to everyone on the planet so that some stupid wish will come true or some shit like that...those things i REALLY hate...

works in progress: Please and Tang Soo, and Calvinism... let's be realistic here, the other ones, if they're not labeled as oneshots, probably won't be finished any time in the near future... i'm lazy and lack the inspiration... the harry potter ones, i suppose, have some kind of hope, but don't expect anything until after i've read the seventh book, okay? sorry folks!

yay! i recently discovered the joys of gundam wing! moreover, i've discovered the joys of heero/duo and quarte/trowa slash fanfiction!! (i'm sure james will be thrilled to discover the monster he's unleashed. mwahahahahahaha!)

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me: yeah, so i was listening to 'vicarious' by tool while i was cleaning the bathroom this weekend...

james: did you watch those germs die from a good safe distance?

me: ...oh my god, i need to hug you right now!

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katie: hmm...what can i do with a 12" cutout of liza minelli?

me: ...whatever you want...just don't tell me about it...

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me: you Freudian slipped! you had a Freudian slip of the tongue! instead of slipping on a banana peel, you slipped on a Freudian!

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me: you can TOTALLY sneak into the movie theatre and bootleg 'RENT' for me! i have faith in you!

katie: ...good. you can explain that to the government.

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katie: puppy!

me: katie, enough about the friggin' puppy!

katie: it's so cute! ...it's in a boot!

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eddie: (glaring at image in Adobe Photoshop) why is it so small?!

me: that's what she said... ooooh!

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robbie: i'll sit next to you, emily... just kidding!

me: (sigh) nobody likes a whitey, huh, robbie?

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katherine: what are they doing over there?

me: (without thinking) your mom.

katherine: hey!

me: haha! i didn't even have to think about that! it just flew out of my mouth!

james: (slowly starts clapping) i've gotta give you respect for that... i'm a guy and jokes like that don't roll of my tongue THAT easy...

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me: aww, katie, your inner goth is shining through! ...or should i say...glittering malevolently!

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james: (says something in japanese)

me: ...did you just say 'i'm rick james, bitch!' in japanese?

james: (nods)

me: ...oh my god, you need a hug!

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me: (sigh) too bad there isn't a triforce for not sucking at rollerblading...

john: oh, that's what the middle is for!

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me: i don't have anything to do when i get home! yay!

john: except link...

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me: i'm nervous.

jimmy: why?

me: because it's thursday!

eddie: what happens on thursday?

me: i tell james the 'l' word!

eddie: ...lubrication?

me: ...(hits eddie repeatedly with fists)

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katie: what did FDR say?

me: ...'i can't walk'?

katie: (laughs)

me: (laughs too) i am so going to hell now!

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and that's all for now, folks! ja!