| nonjon |
Author has written 25 stories for Harry Potter, Smallville, Misc. Books, and Firefly. Stories I enjoy and recommend are almost all in my C2 community. My yahoogroup. My userpage at PatronusCharm.net. If you want to be insulted, degraded, and get useful, constructive criticism from people who think they're cooler than you then check out the DLP forums at http://forums.darklordpotter.net/ Italian translation of Browncoat, Green Eyes (thanks Daniele): http://www.efpfanfic.net/viewstory.php?sid=214882&i=1 | |||||||
1. Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad? reviewsCOMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,920 - Reviews: 149 - Published: 9-19-11 - Complete2. What a Bunch of Nonjon » reviewsAn unrelated series of ficlets, drabbles, one-shots, unfinished and abandoned fics from primarily the Harry Potter fandom and a couple others. This is like a miscellaneous folder or a random fic dump. Read at your own risk.Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,223 - Reviews: 428 - Updated: 4-27-09 - Published: 12-27-083. The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print reviewsCOMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,492 - Reviews: 229 - Published: 9-30-08 - Complete4. Two Heads Are Better Than One reviewsCOMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,094 - Reviews: 262 - Published: 7-16-08 - Complete5. A Black Comedy » reviewsCOMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 242,997 - Reviews: 4549 - Updated: 4-7-08 - Published: 2-18-07 - Complete6. The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury reviewsCOMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,308 - Reviews: 195 - Published: 5-29-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete7. The Incredibly Dense Mind of Lois Lane » reviewsCOMPLETE. It's a few years post Smallville. Lois Lane and Clark Kent are both reporters at the Daily Planet, often covering the exploits of Superman. Clark decides it's time for Lois to know his secret. He just thinks telling her would be too easy.Smallville - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,265 - Reviews: 362 - Updated: 2-4-07 - Published: 12-17-06 - Clark K. & Lois L. - Complete8. The DA Missions: Agent Toots reviewsCOMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,441 - Reviews: 161 - Published: 1-24-07 - Luna L. & Harry P. - Complete9. Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… reviewsCOMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 205 - Published: 12-16-06 - Complete10. Browncoat, Green Eyes » reviewsCOMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 292,520 - Reviews: 3716 - Updated: 11-12-06 - Published: 3-23-06 - Harry P. & River - Complete11. Luna's Hobby reviewsCOMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 143 - Published: 8-14-06 - Luna L. & Harry P. - Complete12. Dimension Hopping for Beginners » reviewsCOMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,135 - Reviews: 875 - Updated: 3-13-06 - Published: 3-4-06 - Harry P. - Complete13. You Did What! » reviewsCOMPLETE. Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 138,153 - Reviews: 1384 - Updated: 1-27-06 - Published: 10-22-05 - Harry P. & Harry P. - Complete14. A Favor for a Friend reviewsCOMPLETE. OneShot. A little snapshot of a day in a potential post HBP, post Voldemort world. A small exercise in writing for reasons other than making this author laugh.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 12-12-05 - Harry P. & Luna L. - Complete15. Therapeutic Discussion reviewsCOMPLETE. OneShot. If you take one relatively normal savior of the world and then subconsciously put him through typical fanfiction plots in his sleep, what do you get? A very confused man in desperate need of therapy.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,241 - Reviews: 128 - Published: 11-26-05 - Harry P. - Complete16. Birth of a Name reviewsCOMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn't think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 372 - Published: 10-15-05 - Complete17. Lovegood, Boobs Gooder » reviewsCOMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,840 - Reviews: 475 - Updated: 10-14-05 - Published: 5-12-05 - Harry P. & Luna L. - Complete18. The Untitled Cheekquel Project » reviewsCOMPLETE. Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter? Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,552 - Reviews: 947 - Updated: 8-29-05 - Published: 7-9-05 - Harry P. - Complete19. The Anachronistic Adventures of Patch and Eddie » reviewsWIP. PostOotP. Harry gave his life to defeat Voldemort. So what should he do now? Hop through time with Dobby on some zany misadventures, of course. As if there really was an alternative.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,152 - Reviews: 178 - Updated: 8-1-05 - Published: 5-22-0520. Harry Potter and the Apathy of Freedom reviewsCOMPLETE. OneShot. Sequel to Harry Potter and the Freedom of Apathy The wizarding world has been freed from the oppression of the Dark Lord. And it appears they have learned nothing.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,528 - Reviews: 149 - Published: 6-11-05 - Harry P. & N. Tonks - Complete21. Adventures in Babysitting reviewsCOMPLETE. OneShot. November 3, 1981. Three days ago something impossible happened to their Lord. Now five of the Dark Lord's most loyal followers must investigate his supposed downfall.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 84 - Published: 5-16-05 - Complete22. The Power Snivellus Knows Not reviewsCOMPLETE. OneShot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts' halls. And Voldemort too.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 180 - Published: 5-11-05 - Harry P. & N. Tonks - Complete23. Bestest Birthday Ever » reviewsABANDONED. PostOotP. Harry's 16th Birthday is to be spent at Privet Drive. A visit from Tonks and then the Minister leads to some fireworks in Harry's usually quiet, peaceful life. HONKS.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,509 - Reviews: 441 - Updated: 5-7-05 - Published: 3-5-05 - Harry P. & N. Tonks24. Where in the World is Harry Potter? » reviewsCOMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,194 - Reviews: 937 - Updated: 4-30-05 - Published: 4-16-05 - Complete25. Harry Potter and the Freedom of Apathy » reviewsCOMPLETE. PostOotP. After ten years in Azkaban Harry emerges a changed man. Enlightened and respectful, he is creature of magic full of disappointment and shame in his own race. And yet wielding power that none can match.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,648 - Reviews: 307 - Published: 3-30-05 - Complete