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moseph
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since: 08-10-04, id: 650476, Profile edited: 11-28-07
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Author has written 14 stories for Newsies, and Twilight.

About the Author
OR
A Cautionary Tale

I write fanfiction. I am not insane. Well, not yet.
I have been writing fanfiction on a semi-consistant basis since 2004. In looking back on my original work, I have determined that fourteen year-old girls should not be allowed to write fanfiction. Or write. Period.
Well, except for the good ones. Incidentally, I was not one of those.
But, alas I persevered and got better. The good ones stayed. The bad ones live in Private Computer File Land, of which Miss Mary Sue is president.
I write in two fandoms: Newsies and Twilight.
In Newsies, I write David. Period. I write David like he is an extension of myself - a male, sometimes gay extension of myself. This is why David Jacobs rules my universe, and occasionally pops up in my dreams to remind me to take my vitamins.
I direct you to the part where I said I wasn't insane. It's still true.
I write Jack sweet and simple, like a poetry-writing cowboy. All hail Javid - slashy or non.
I also have a weird tendency to write birthday fics for people. Which are often bad, but always fun. Read those - they're cotton candy for the brain. Brain candy, if you will.
But also read my stuff about how David is tortured and sarcastic. Extension of myself!
And I only killed Jack once. Though he could always die again.
In Twilight, I tend to write alternate universe aka Vampire!Bella and Human!Edward. Deal.
Humanity is my love child. Edward P. Aleshire is my cuddle monkey (so hands off). Isabella Adams is perfect and not someone I would recommend fucking with.
The Prey was written way before the sequel or before I even knew there was going to be one, so yeah, it's "not canon".Deal.
And I only killed Edward once. Though he could always die again.
Yet again, I direct you to the sentence telling you I'm not insane. I'm pretty sure it's still true.
I love semicolons. I love profanity. I write about marijuana useage. I write about love. I write about eyes. I write about sunsets and sunrises and fears and hopes and dreams and ponies and rainbows.
And sometimes I write about gravel and tar and the dirt that gets in your cuts and the bruises and the tears and the enormous, gaping wounds. But we don't want to read about that.
If you flame me, I will make your mother cry. If you tell me to update my clearly marked one shots, I will make you cry.
But I'm really a very nice person.

SPECIAL ALERT

If you're a Newsies fan who's enjoyed the works of moseph or Brunette, then you're going to love

Blood Brothers,

a collaborative effort by both authors writing as David Jacobs and Jack Kelly, respectively.




1. Falling Down Stairs » reviews
Now complete! "I’ve heard that time slows down at moments like this, but from my perspective, the clock hadn’t stopped."
Complete - Newsies - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,777 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 12-17-04
2. exeunt » reviews
Now complete! "David thinks that he is probably completely fucked." Javid slash fluff randomosity. Rated for language and drug use.
Complete - Newsies - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 3-14-08 - Published: 9-7-07
3. Humanity » reviews
They were immortal, flying high over humanity. [an experiment in role reversal. rated for language, sexuality, violence and substance abuse.]
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,210 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 8-25-07 - Published: 8-2-06
4. Angel reviews
She refuses to think of herself as a beast: she considers herself a siren, luring her victims to their own death. [one shot twilightfans contest winner]
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 2-12-06 - Published: 2-12-06
5. The Prey reviews
This was what I wanted. Undeniably. [one shot, preNew Moon]
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 1-30-06 - Published: 1-30-06
6. Tibby's Diner » reviews
Our door is always open.
Newsies - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,402 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 8-2-05 - Published: 1-27-05
7. Honey Bear » reviews
He was like a lion, roaming his territory, seeking adventure, meat, and some good lookin’ new lionesses. You’d never catch a lion tied down with one bitchy, albeit hot, lioness.
Newsies - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-2-05 - Published: 5-18-05
8. Bye Bye Kelly » reviews
Jack Kelly is the hottest thing in the music industry in the 1960s. When he's enlisted in the Army, his manager and his girlfriend form a plot to save Jack's career and theirs'. NewsiesBye Bye Birdie crossover.
Complete - Newsies - Fiction Rated: K - German - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,673 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 8-2-05 - Published: 1-16-05
9. Count Down reviews
Everyone hates waiting.
Complete - Newsies - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-2-05 - Published: 8-2-05
10. Break A Leg reviews
[One shot - happy birthday Chelsea] "Well...it’s been a while since I was in a play. Maybe I’ve overcome my clumsiness," I say, standing up and tripping over my chair leg. Mush just shakes his head. "It’s just too easy."
Complete - Newsies - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-20-05 - Published: 4-20-05
11. It's The Spot reviews
Ah, the boys of Algebra 2.
Complete - Newsies - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,942 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-10-05 - Published: 4-10-05
12. Just For This Moment reviews
Just for this moment, as long as you're mine, I've lost all resistance and crossed some borderline. Wicked song fic, rated for sexual content
Complete - Newsies - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-16-05 - Published: 3-16-05
13. The Bus Stop Guy reviews
Every single day, I saw him standing there, waiting for a bus. Always with a cigarette dangling from his lips, always his hands tucked into his pockets. [One shot. Happy belated birthday, LegallyRed]
Complete - Newsies - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,753 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-8-05 - Published: 2-8-05
14. Rudolph Can Bite Me reviews
Clara despises Christmas with a passion. So what happens when her best friend invites her ex to a Christmas party? One shot, Newsies Christmas 2004!
Complete - Newsies - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-3-04 - Published: 12-3-04
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