About the Author
OR
A Cautionary Tale
I write fanfiction. I am not insane. Well, not yet.
I have been writing fanfiction on a semi-consistant basis since 2004. In looking back on my original work, I have determined that fourteen year-old girls should not be allowed to write fanfiction. Or write. Period.
Well, except for the good ones. Incidentally, I was not one of those.
But, alas I persevered and got better. The good ones stayed. The bad ones live in Private Computer File Land, of which Miss Mary Sue is president.
I write in two fandoms: Newsies and Twilight.
In Newsies, I write David. Period. I write David like he is an extension of myself - a male, sometimes gay extension of myself. This is why David Jacobs rules my universe, and occasionally pops up in my dreams to remind me to take my vitamins.
I direct you to the part where I said I wasn't insane. It's still true.
I write Jack sweet and simple, like a poetry-writing cowboy. All hail Javid - slashy or non.
I also have a weird tendency to write birthday fics for people. Which are often bad, but always fun. Read those - they're cotton candy for the brain. Brain candy, if you will.
But also read my stuff about how David is tortured and sarcastic. Extension of myself!
And I only killed Jack once. Though he could always die again.
In Twilight, I tend to write alternate universe aka Vampire!Bella and Human!Edward. Deal.
Humanity is my love child. Edward P. Aleshire is my cuddle monkey (so hands off). Isabella Adams is perfect and not someone I would recommend fucking with.
The Prey was written way before the sequel or before I even knew there was going to be one, so yeah, it's "not canon".Deal.
And I only killed Edward once. Though he could always die again.
Yet again, I direct you to the sentence telling you I'm not insane. I'm pretty sure it's still true.
I love semicolons. I love profanity. I write about marijuana useage. I write about love. I write about eyes. I write about sunsets and sunrises and fears and hopes and dreams and ponies and rainbows.
And sometimes I write about gravel and tar and the dirt that gets in your cuts and the bruises and the tears and the enormous, gaping wounds. But we don't want to read about that.
If you flame me, I will make your mother cry. If you tell me to update my clearly marked one shots, I will make you cry.
But I'm really a very nice person.
SPECIAL ALERT
If you're a Newsies fan who's enjoyed the works of moseph or Brunette, then you're going to love
Blood Brothers,
a collaborative effort by both authors writing as David Jacobs and Jack Kelly, respectively.
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