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since: 08-11-04, id: 651163, Profile Updated: 05-08-13
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Supernatural, Radio Dramas, and Sherlock.

Hi!

My username on Pottermore is KnightScarlet33, if anyone else is on and wants to say hello! It's super exciting.

Also: My homepage will lead you to my AO3 account! I have Magical Relations posted there in a much more coherent, if still bare bones, way. It's separated into a series by year! How exciting, all this cataloging and archiving. It must be the librarian in me.

Oh, also, if you rec a story somewhere or something, tell me. I am curious where they're going.

My fics:

There is a translation available for Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them!

ру́сский (Russian): Волшебные эльфы и где их искать by Fleur Forsyte

Magical Relations:

So this fanfiction has a banner now I don't think I can put it up here, so you should go to my website and look because it is absolutely awesome. Thank you to the lovely person (j1mmyj6zz on deviantart) who made it for me!

Also, thanks very much to the anonymous reviewer who gave me the title. I think it's going to just go on until either seventh year, or when Voldemort dies? Or when I feel I've gotten my point across and found a conclusive ending? In any case, I'm on the fifth year. This story was nominated for the Quill to Parchment Best Humor!Fic award, which makes me incredibly happy.

Also:

Never think I've given up on this story, because I haven't. Currently I'm working out the holiday and the last half of fifth year.

Other fandoms!

I've been writing in other fandoms recently, everyone. I know, it freaks me out too. I was monogamous, but now I'm stepping out into the big bad world of polyfandomry, and it's strange and new and exciting. It's all posted over on Archive, but I suppose I should put it here too, since I consider this my primary fic-posting-place.

So far I've got a bit of Supernatural, a bit of Sherlock, and a bit of Cabin Pressure. Requests are welcome, because I write these little stories in order to kick my brain into writing my longer Harry Potter stuff. So. Posting that stuff will happen occasionally.


1. Magical Relations » reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 218,783 - Reviews: 3774 - Updated: 5-21-13 - Published: 3-18-07 - Harry P. & Dudley D.
2. The Handbook of Elf Psychology » reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,949 - Reviews: 1197 - Updated: 4-20-13 - Published: 9-8-12 - Harry P.
3. Nome (or, Weren't You In Here Last Week?) reviews
In which Douglas has laryngitis, Martin has an evil twin (but not really), and Arthur gets to meet gnomes (but not really), James Bond (but not really), and the inside of the storage closet (really), all thanks to Martin's meddlesome half brothers, one of which is dead (but not really).
Crossover - Radio Dramas & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,840 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-25-13 - Cabin Pressure & Sherlock H. - Complete
4. Some Kind of Monster reviews
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend," the demon says. It tips its head to one side as though making a difficult decision, though it's grinning underneath. "And you know? I think I like you less." Sam and Dean run into a series of cases that are a lot more complicated than they look at first glance, and a lot more dangerous. Casefic!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,536 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-25-13 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete
5. Salt and Burn (It's Firewhiskey, After All) reviews
Harry scoffs. "I killed Voldemort. Done." "No no no no no," Dean says, shoving Harry's glass at him. "No no no," he continues, just in case Harry hasn't caught on. "No. You drink up, buddy." Sam and Dean have a little downtime in the UK, courtesy of Cas, and end up meeting Harry Potter in a pub. Drinking games follow.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 3-25-13 - Harry P. & Sam W. - Complete
6. Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them » reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 551 - Updated: 9-8-12 - Published: 6-8-12 - Harry P. - Complete
7. Kid » reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 261 - Updated: 1-21-12 - Published: 8-8-10 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete
8. Billywigs » reviews
Features: A massive conspiracy orchestrated by Dumbledore, repeated abuse of billywig stings, a nearfatal brush with a werewolf, an intervention, a skeptical Lily, a hotheaded Sirius, an addicted James, a slightly confused Remus, and a pseudogenius Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,544 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 11-22-06 - Published: 11-20-05 - James P. & Sirius B. - Complete
9. Conversations with Luna reviews
Conversations. With Luna. She has a theory that her mother helped her with, and is willing to share... makes Harry feel better, anyway. One shot. Possible continuation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 65 - Published: 10-9-06 - Harry P. & Luna L. - Complete
10. L'ongle d'orteil d'Ickiblog reviews
Dean has a new project. Seamus is determined to find out what it is. Then Seamus corrupts a small child and Dean realizes that sometimes you have to let go. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-10-06 - Seamus F. & Dean T. - Complete
11. Divination reviews
Ron experiences many different types of divination, along with a bewildering and unexplainable marshmallow. One shot. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 6-28-06 - Ron W. & Harry P. - Complete
12. WWP Presents: Giantus Pratus » reviews
Sequel to HOS. Third Year, Fredn'George give film making another go. This time, their target is none other than the Giantus Pratus of Slytherin: Draco Malfoy. Among others. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 6-11-06 - Published: 1-23-06 - George W. & Draco M. - Complete
13. Perfectly Abnormal reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 262 - Published: 5-7-06 - Harry P. & Petunia D. - Complete
14. The Chamber Strike reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 207 - Published: 3-5-06 - Harry P. & Argus F. - Complete
15. Sirius' Story Time reviews
Sirius tells the real story of the Hogwarts founders to the first years. It's a bit more violent than you'd expect for a bedtime story. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 63 - Published: 9-24-05 - Sirius B. & James P. - Complete
16. The Watering Hole reviews
In the aftermath of FrednGeorge's movie, they realize they forgot something. Hermione reminds them, and Harry unwillingly plays the hero. One shot. Set after WWP:HOS
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 6-6-05 - Harry P. & George W. - Complete
17. WWP Presents: The Heir of Slytherin » reviews
"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 6-5-05 - Published: 6-4-05 - Harry P. & George W. - Complete
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