For those of you who think that my name is Claire, you are very perceptive and clever. You are the people who know that the obvious is not always the case. For those of you who suspected that my name is George, Engleberta or Hephzibah, then you will be surprised to find that you are incorrect. In future, I advise that you think a little outside the box. Narrow-minded person that you must be.

Iam not evil, or in any way affiliated with anything evil. Whatever gave you that idea? Goodness me.
I am simply an excessively weird teenager who ought to be spending her time more productively. And getting more sleep. Much more sleep.
Ah well, no hope for me I expect. I will simply have to plague you with badly-written and highly annoying fanfics. Mercilessly.
HA HA HA.
Did I mention I needed more sleep?
Wow, this is really pointless and crap.
OMG it's my life! Oh ha ha, clairesie, ha ha. Very funny.
And on that note I shall leave...

That is all.

Well actually, no, it isn't. I am now at boarding school, and I'm not actually sure if it's possible to upload stuff from here... granted, I haven't actually tried, but I'll attempt to write another chapter of something tomorrow and try it. Also, to explain why I haven't been updating, I'm really sorry but my laptop (the computer I usually use) is screwed up - the space bar doesn't work, and neither does the enter key. Other random keys are screwed up too, but those two are my main problems. So, anyone who knows how to do anything like (a) fix a keyboard, and yes I've tried reinstalling the driver and stuff, if you know of a good downloadable one I'd be interested, oh yes and (b) get past the evils of Contentkeeper. NO MSN its so horrible and evil so if anyone can help PLEASE do. Email me at dormouse@girlfriend.com.au if you can help me with any of this, or else if you just want to chat to me or whatever, I am desperately in need of interesting email. Anything. Please! YAYAYAYAY

Anyway, there you go. I wonder how many people will actually look at my bio anyway... ah well. I'll post stuff on forums as well I guess. See you!