Welcome to MisterChief's official homepage: Inventor of the rating scale. No, seriously.

Ninety-nine-point-nine-nine percent of writers think people who post notices that they have never tried pot, are anxious about fitting in, etc., are stupid. If you're one of the point-zero-one-percent who doesn't think they're stupid, stop, examine what your life will be like in ten years, and then apologize to every living creature on this planet for your ignorance.

FAVORITE VIDEO GAME: Resident Evil 4: Wii Edition
FAVORITE MOVIE: The Seven Samurai
FAVORITE TV SHOW: Firefly
FAVORITE BAND: Pink Floyd
FAVORITE ALBUM: Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd
FAVORITE SONG: 23 by Jimmy Eat World

"And Nicolas Cage as Fu Manchu!"

Original Characters (may be used with my permission):
Star Fox
Blade McFallon (Path of a Hero by foxdude33). McFallon leads an elite Cornerian fighter unit, the Dane unit.
Bold type signifies another writer's story. Check 'em out. They're not all bad.

-E-MAILS AND REVIEWS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME! FLAMES ARE NOT. NYAH-NYAH.
-ANY SIMILARITIES BETWEEN THE CHARACTERS IN MY STORIES AND ANY PERSONS, LIVING OR DEAD, IS PURELY INTENTIONAL. IN FACT, I BASED THE CHARACTERS ON YOU AND YOUR LITTLE SISTER. DEAL WITH IT.
-IF YOU HAVE ANGRY CATS READY TO TEAR ME TO SHREDS, SEND ME A PM WITH THE NAME OF THE STORY (IES) OF YOURS I REVIEWED BADLY.

UPDATE (9/10): Sorry about the lack of updates. I'm still getting used to college. I'll try and get another chapter posted as soon as I fight my way through the avalanche of essays I have to write. I can't say they're nearly as good as Star Fox: United.