| Juana la Cliker-Rooster |
Author has written 29 stories for Invader Zim, Sonic the Hedgehog, Transformers/Beast Wars, WALL-E, and 9. Hi. I am an all-around chill person. I don't like to get angry, and I don't like to put people down. If you get a review from me that actually gives pointers, it's not a flame. It's a review. It will help you. EMBRACE THE REVIEW! Please don't start drama with me, I like being chilled out, and don't like people bringing their attitudes to me when I don't want it. On the topic of reviews: If you send me useless reviews, call me or my work "stupid" (which is pathetic all by itself) or freak out because my fics aren't perfect or don't live up to your "expectations", I WILL send you a calm, non-abusive PM regarding the review. If you do not leave constructive crits, or you tell me I flat-out suck, of course I will report your behavior and block you from the rest of my work. I don't want nor do I need your negative attitude bringing me down. This isn't a hub for your angry rants or hate, this is a place for sharing and making friends. If that is something you cannot do yet, don't review stories until you are mature and open-minded enough to do so. I have disabled anonymous reviews, since I like to be able to contact a reviewer if they got the wrong idea in a story, whatever. FF.net is free, guys, so just make an account. It's fun. I promise. -Juana | |||||||||||
1. Trapped reviewsTrapped, the five dead Stitchpunks wait for salvation quietly. But Six has a question, and Eight is going to answer no matter what. One-shot.9 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-12-09 - Complete2. Savior, Hero, Best Friend » reviewsTFA. This is the story of how one of our favorite ninjas went from being homeless on the streets to where he is now, thanks to Master Yoketron's strict training.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,509 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-27-09 - Published: 8-13-09 - Jazz & Yoketron3. My Hero reviewsTFA. Daniel Witwicky writes a report about his hero, Optimus Prime. Written like a third grader would. COMPLETE!Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-14-09 - Daniel W. & Optimus Prime - Complete4. I've Been Harboring a Secret » reviewsCOMPLETED Zim isn't the evil alien Dib knows. The Irkens, sick of being oppressed by the Tallest, are fighting back. Twists and turns happen at every corner of this epic battle, and nothing is ever as it seems. Language, violenceInvader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,470 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 2-7-09 - Published: 12-3-04 - Zim & Dib - Complete5. The Best Giant Art Teacher Ever reviewsTFA: Bulkhead sees stress, anger and other emotions running his friends into the ground and decides to do something about it. Art-therapy-something-about-it. Rated T for some language in later chapters. Please read Author's Notes.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-7-09 - Bulkhead6. Their Burning Optics reviewsTFA. He knew exactly what they were thinking when he passed by, how they tried not to look as he swept by gracefully without a sound.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-28-09 - Prowl - Complete7. The Adorable Adventures of Prowl and Sari » reviewsTF Animated. A cute series of everyday events involving Prowl and Sari. Prowl learns about candy, school, real sleepovers, stealing and so much more. What else could he expect from an eight year old?Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,972 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 1-19-09 - Published: 6-15-08 - Sari S. & Prowl8. This is Not Cybertron reviewsTFA. Ultra Magnus takes a tour of Optimus Prime's base and finds himself subject to a verbal half-beating by everyone's favorite ninja.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-16-09 - Ultra Magnus & Prowl - Complete9. Protection » reviewsTransformers Animated: Jazz falls for Prowl instantly, and lets him know it. However, things get difficult when Sentinel starts some mild drama and Lockdown comes into the picture. Don't read if you dislike it, easy as that. READ AUTHOR'S NOTES.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,524 - Reviews: 150 - Updated: 1-9-09 - Published: 4-22-08 - Jazz & Prowl10. Not Possible » reviewsAuto decides to exact revenge on Eve and Wall-e after a humiliating one hundred and fifty years of angry, immobile consciousness. Wall-e/Eve. Rated T for language, please read author's notes.WALL-E - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-6-08 - Published: 12-1-0811. The Dangers of Idol Worship » reviewsG1. Bumblebee has a secret, and Optimus is in love. When the Decepticons kidnap Bumblebee, they instruct Prime to rescue him-alone. Pairing: OPxBB, slight MegatronxBB. Chapter 10 up. READ AUTHOR'S NOTES, PLEASE.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,068 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 9-18-08 - Published: 2-22-08 - Optimus Prime & Bumblebee - Complete12. It Felt Like a Punishment reviewsTFA. Lockdown meets Wreck-Gar at the bottom of the lake one night, brings him back to his ship and regrets it immensely.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,328 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-7-08 - Lockdown & Wreck-Gar - Complete13. Let me Help You reviewsTFA. Prowl and Bulkhead have a discussion about their personal traumas after the end of Season Two. Rated T for language.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-27-08 - Prowl - Complete14. Big, Dumb and Worthless reviewsTransformers Animated. Short story about Bulkhead's feelings on being the big, clumsy guy. COMPLETE. Rated T for some mild language. Spoilers for "Fistful of Energon".Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-13-08 - Ratchet - Complete15. Superficial reviewsTF Animated. Takes place within "Fistful of Energon". Focuses on Prowl after the nest incident. COMPLETED.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-12-08 - Prowl & Starscream - Complete16. Racism reviewsSet in G1, 1980s. Jazz and Blaster encounter racism for the first time. Please read Author's notes BEFORE reading story. COMPLETE.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 6-1-08 - Jazz & Blaster - Complete17. Addicted reviewsTransformers Animated: Takes place within the "Fistful of Energon" episode. Focuses on Prowl's addiction to upgrades/modifications. COMPLETE!Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-25-08 - Prowl & Lockdown - Complete18. Entries » reviewsEscaping from a year long captivity with the doctor, Shadow finds himself unsure of where to go. After being taken in by Sonic's family, deemed mentally disturbed, he is forced to keep a journal he despises until he starts to really look at himself.Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,213 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 8-20-06 - Shadow & Sonic19. Like a Brother reviewsTransformers Animated: A quick little look into the softer side of Bumblebee and Prowl's relationship. NOT SLASH. COMPLETED.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-12-08 - Bumblebee & Prowl - Complete20. Dying to be Beautiful reviewsTransformers Animated. Takes place in Sari's teen years. Sumdac notices his daughter's refusal to eat and asks her best friends to help her out. Prowl to the rescue! One shot, rated T for language. Read author notes, please.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 5-1-08 - Sari S. & Prowl - Complete21. Observed reviewsTransformers Animated. Prowl helps Bulkhead finish a painting with his "sit still like a statue for a million years" skills. One-shot.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 4-29-08 - Prowl - Complete22. Lend You An Audio reviewsTransformers Animated. Short story about Sari after being kicked out of home. Bumblebee and Bulkhead have failed at making her feel better, so Prowl steps in to help her out. One-Shot.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-28-08 - Sari S. & Prowl - Complete23. Absolutely ImPerfect » reviewsTF:A Semi-prequel to "Puppet". Prowl's teen life learning the art of Circuit-Su starts to stress him out, and his past memories aren't making things easier. Rated M for self-injury and some language. Do not read if easily triggered.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,046 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-22-08 - Published: 2-19-08 - Prowl - Complete24. Puppet » reviewsTransformers Animated. Megatron is bored, and holds Ratchet hostage while unleashing a puppet of the medic into the Autobot base, and Bumblebee becomes Megatron's main target. It get violent at Chapter Seven. Don't read if triggered easily. Complete.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,870 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 2-9-08 - Published: 2-5-08 - Bumblebee & Megatron - Complete25. Untitled Love reviewsa oneshot love story about Dib's almost perfect life.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,977 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-15-06 - Dib - Complete26. The Original Disorders » reviewsThis is the actual way I wanted to write this story. For some reason, I changed it because I felt people wouldn't like it. But I've decided that maybe this is worth posting. Check it out. M for a reason, kiddies. Chapter 4 up.Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,048 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-14-05 - Published: 5-22-0527. In the Air Tonight » reviewschap. 12. Sonic is suffering from bad memories experienced as a child. He gets kidnapped and becomes involved in one of the most bizzare schemems to overthrow the doctor, ever. rated m for a reason language, content.Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,058 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-28-05 - Published: 2-3-05 - Sonic28. Disorders » reviewsSomeone is having a very rough time. A whole mess of things happen, a breakup, voices, razors. Please do not read if you are suicidal or depressed, and the rating is R for a reason, kiddies! Read and review responsibly.Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,535 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-28-05 - Published: 1-16-05 - Sonic29. You're the Reason I'm Still Here reviewsZim has fallen in love, and Dib isn't too happy about this. Kind of sappy, and Zim and Dib are "OOC". Not a Mary-Sue, but may come across as one. Please review maturely. Flames are not appreciated.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,032 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-13-04 - Complete
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