| Bowles |
Author has written 34 stories for Bartimaeus Trilogy, Harry Potter, X-Men: Evolution, House, M.D., Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and James Bond. I am interested in several things: music, sports, TV, movies, reading, writing, and fanfiction (obviously). That's not to say my interests are exclusive. Those are just the ones that seem pertinent at the moment. As far as fanfiction goes, Harry Potter is probably my favorite area, just because of the large amount of fic available, although my favorites tend to be smart, well-written fics with careful consideration of characterization and a dash of humor. I know a lot of people can't stand Harry or are sick of him after 7 books of his oblivious perspective, but I can't get enough of Harry's idiocy, particularly in AUs (and I'll readily admit that I'm a Harmonian; I could write an entire essay about this and have, before but let's just suffice it to say that I love Ron but Ginny irritates me, at best). Of course, Hermione is another one of my favorite characters, a character I appreciate more every day. I'll write about just anyone, although Dumbledore, Remus, and Snape particularly fascinate me. In addition I used to write a lot of Bartimaeus Trilogy fanfiction, but that fandom's pretty much dead now. I will tell you to go get a copy of not only that trilogy, but also Heroes of the Valley by the same author (Jonathan Stroud) if you enjoy fantasy books at all; both are great. My other major category is X-Men: Evolution fanfiction, almost always involving Lance Alvers - a character who I feel is worth of the 616 canon, Richter and Petros be damned. Besides that I'll write just about anything that pops into my head. I try to update regularly but always fail (You Can Call Me Tommy is the best example of this; that fic will never be regularly updated, since the sporadic nature of updates is half the fun), but I'll finish nearly everything I post. | |||||||||||
1. College » reviewsKitty's gone off to college in Chicago. Lance claims he's all right, but no one believes him. Luckily for him, Pietro's signed the two of them up for a dangerous S.H.I.E.L.D. mission in the Windy City to help him take his mind off things. LancittyX-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,627 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 6-7-09 - Published: 1-1-09 - Avalanche & Shadowcat2. Anchormen » reviewsRon Weasley and Harry Potter are two gloriously carefree news personalities with the best mustaches this side of Walter Cronkite. Hermione Granger is the upstart anchor looking to replace them, but that's only if she can survive the rest of the news team.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,573 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-20-09 - Published: 12-27-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G.3. Messes reviewsThe Joker, years before the height of his career, follows a man into a dirty house and reflects on plans and the necessary messiness of everyday life, laughing all the way.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-6-09 - Joker - Complete4. Long Time Dying reviewsAn amateur assassin has Bond at gunpoint and demands him to give three good reasons he should be alive. Bond can't decide whether to be amused at the attempt or intrigued that he doesn't really know the answer.James Bond - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-24-08 - Complete5. I'm Outta Time reviewsHarry's out of time and done with living for Voldemort. Hermione wonders if he would live for her. Harry and Hermione reflecting, sometime after the battle but sometime before the rebirth.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-11-08 - Hermione G. & Harry P. - Complete6. A Day in the Life » reviewsIn an alternate universe without magic, a sarcastic store owner by the name of Bartimaeus hires an ambitious young man named Nathaniel and sets into motion a series of events neither of them could have foreseen. NatKittyBartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 22 - Words: 119,900 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 10-10-08 - Published: 10-24-07 - Complete7. I Believe in Harvey Dent reviewsBruce and Gordon discuss Batman, Harvey Dent, and Gotham's need for a hero, and the line between Batman and Bruce Wayne begins to blur in both men's minds. TDK spoilers.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 7-20-08 - Complete8. Things That Never Happened reviewsHermione never told Harry that she'd fallen in love with him. HPHG angst.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-3-08 - Hermione G. & Harry P. - Complete9. Old Friends Die Hard reviewsPeter Pettigrew, Halloween 1981. Some habits are harder to break.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-14-08 - Peter P. & Sirius B. - Complete10. You Can Call Me Tommy » reviewsYou know something's amiss when Voldemort's on a mission to right his wrongs and save the universe for all that it's worth.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,158 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 6-12-08 - Published: 11-16-05 - Voldemort & Harry P.11. The World is a Fried Egg Sandwich reviewsKitty and Lance discuss their place in the world in a way that only they could understand.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-10-08 - Shadowcat & Avalanche - Complete12. Stained Lips reviewsFenrir Greyback punishes one of his pack members but ends up getting more than he bargained for.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-19-08 - Fenrir G. - Complete13. Waitin' for a Superman reviewsAs Pietro and the rest of the Brotherhood flee from the impending disaster in No Good Deed, Lance stays behind. After all, somebody's got to play the hero.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-20-07 - Avalanche - Complete14. Ten Years Gone reviewsTen years after they last met, Harry encounters Dudley in the Muggle world and finds that time has changed the youngest Dursley.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 11-30-07 - Harry P. & Dudley D. - Complete15. 97 Seconds in Real Life reviewsHe feels a brief surge, and then nothing. [What House saw during '97 Seconds.']House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-4-07 - G. House - Complete16. Dealing reviewsIt's always the survivors that pay the heaviest price. DH spoilers.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,666 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-30-07 - Andromeda T. & Harry P. - Complete17. Speak of the Devil reviewsPost Ascension. Lance is dragged to the movies by Todd, where he runs into a certain X Geek and is convinced by Todd to 'go for it.' [Lancitty]X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-22-07 - Avalanche & Shadowcat18. Potential reviewsCharles Xavier sees potential in Lance Alvers, even if Lance doesn't. [Set in Season 3, after Mainstream.]X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-27-06 - Prof. Charles Xavier & Avalanche - Complete19. Exit Music reviewsWhen wars go on too long it's common for one to not recognize their own exit music. [RLNT, for Noblevyne]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,640 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-15-06 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete20. The Killing Joke reviewsOnly days after his flight from Hogwarts, a barely sober Severus Snape finds himself in a Muggle bar, choking on both Scotch whisky and the memories of an old friend's twisted sense of humor.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-5-06 - Severus S. - Complete21. Alternatives » reviewsSometimes the best answers are questions. [NatKitty]Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,538 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 6-16-06 - Published: 5-26-06 - Complete22. Common Sense reviews“These are the times that try men's souls.” Kitty reflects on her relationship with Lance and makes a decision. [Post–Evo]X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-21-06 - Shadowcat & Avalanche - Complete23. Tutelary reviewsEven when Tom Riddle was a boy, Dumbledore was already planning his next move. With his death, everything has come to fruition.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-17-06 - Albus D. & Voldemort - Complete24. A Game of Chess » reviewsThere were once three champions: the mastermind, the rebel, and the spirit. Yet they didn't know that they, like all beings, were just pawns in the greatest game ever played. [Written before Book 3]Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,399 - Reviews: 196 - Updated: 11-15-05 - Published: 2-9-05 - Complete25. Forgive Us Our Debts reviewsIt’s safe to say that I owe you much. I owe you my gratitude, my congratulations, and my life. But most of all, I owe you an explanation. [Post 'Ptolemy's Gate']Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 10-17-05 - Complete26. A Step Back reviewsSometimes, you just have to take a step back.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-28-05 - Remus L. & James P. - Complete27. With Pride reviewsYou should be proud. You outlasted Xavier.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-24-05 - Complete28. Like Pawns, We Fall reviewsBefore a game of chess can occur, the pieces must be set into place.Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-23-05 - Complete29. Lucky You reviewsIt takes the death of his godfather, a secret party, and a long talk with his best friend for Harry to realize how lucky he is, but in the end, he finds that all he needs is someone to lean on every now and then.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-22-05 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete30. And It's Empty Inside reviewsFrom the moment Albus Dumbledore alerted two couples of a prophecy made a short time beforehand, their lives were marked. One Halloween night, Sirius Black must deal with the death of his best friend.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-20-05 - Sirius B. & Albus D. - Complete31. Constant Vigilance reviewsAs he passes through the veil, Sirius Black reflects on those he left behind and experiences transcendence for the first time.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-19-05 - Sirius B. - Complete32. As Warriors reviewsAs warriors, as soldiers, as demons, as slaves, we are compelled to fight for causes we do not believe in.Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-20-05 - Complete33. A Darker Fable reviewsWe just knew everything would end up fine for us, and we would live happily ever after. Fate had other plans.Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-22-05 - Complete