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Author has written 42 stories for Bartimaeus Trilogy, Harry Potter, X-Men: Evolution, House, M.D., Batman Begins/Dark Knight, James Bond, Chuck, Misc. Movies, and Mad Men. Guy, American. Interests: writing, reading, music, and Major League Baseball. Most of my multi-chaptered stories are finished: the ones that aren't, and haven't been updated for years, are probably abandoned, due to lack of interest on my part or just general poor planning. Favorite books: Grendel by John Gardner, Catch-22 by Joseph Heller, The Sun Also Rises by Hemingway, and of course anything I've written fics for. I post sporadically, since I'm working on original fiction as well, but I try to post a few one-shots per year. If you email me I'll respond, but it may take a while - I check this account and my email for it very rarely. Thanks for visiting, and enjoy! | |||||
1. The Light of April"He likes introductions." Don Draper, Dick Whitman, Windsor knots, and the difference between a mirror and a tinted window. Post-S4, pre-S5.Mad Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Published: 12-26-12 - Complete2. Weightless reviewsWeasley Family Christmas Party, 1998. Harry sips on eggnog and wanders through the crowd. Hermione dances.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-20-12 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete3. Assured of Danger reviews"And it's when you're tumbling through time that you feel it, that numb but growing sensation in your stomach rising up through your throat." Darius, Kenneth, and the time machine. Safety Not Guaranteed.Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-19-12 - Complete4. Kiss of Death reviewsWhen Voldemort is stuck under magical mistletoe at the annual Death Eater Christmas party, he learns that there are some things too terrifying for even the most twisted of minds... except for Bellatrix, of course. It's not easy being evil on Christmas.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-24-10 - Voldemort & Severus S. - Complete5. Polar reviewsThe problem, Scorpius has decided, is that Rose Weasley is magnetic. And it's really getting on his last nerve.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-7-10 - Scorpius M. & Rose W. - Complete6. Lisztomania, Etc reviewsChuck Bartowski, Charles Carmichael, and four situations that didn't happen - and one that did.Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-1-10 - Chuck B. & Sarah W. - Complete7. Seventh Period Blues reviewsLance Alvers, resident rebel and ticking time bomb, deals with pretty girls, Duncan lookalikes, Scott Summers, private school kids, and wonders about the meaning of life - all in a day's work for a so-called Brotherhood loser.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-19-09 - Avalanche/Lance A. - Complete8. Empty Classrooms » reviewsIn the end, the sum of Hermione's inheritance from Remus Lupin consisted of three words, three words that would shape the rest of her life and shake the world as she knew it: "magic is dying."Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,304 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 12-11-09 - Published: 10-5-09 - Remus L. & Hermione G. - Complete9. College » reviewsKitty's gone off to college in Chicago. Lance claims he's all right, but no one believes him. Luckily for him, Pietro's signed the two of them up for a dangerous S.H.I.E.L.D. mission in the Windy City to help him take his mind off things. LancittyX-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,507 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 9-23-09 - Published: 1-1-09 - Avalanche/Lance A. & Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete10. Anchormen » reviewsRon Weasley and Harry Potter are two gloriously carefree news personalities with the best mustaches this side of Walter Cronkite. Hermione Granger is the upstart anchor looking to replace them, but that's only if she can survive the rest of the news team.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,332 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-20-09 - Published: 12-27-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G.11. Messes reviewsThe Joker, years before the height of his career, follows a man into a dirty house and reflects on plans and the necessary messiness of everyday life, laughing all the way.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-6-09 - Joker - Complete12. Long Time Dying reviewsAn amateur assassin has Bond at gunpoint and demands him to give three good reasons he should be alive. Bond can't decide whether to be amused at the attempt or intrigued that he doesn't really know the answer.James Bond - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-24-08 - Complete13. I'm Outta Time reviewsHarry's out of time and done with living for Voldemort. Hermione wonders if he would live for her. Harry and Hermione reflecting, sometime after the battle but sometime before the rebirth.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-11-08 - Hermione G. & Harry P. - Complete14. A Day in the Life » reviewsIn an alternate universe without magic, a sarcastic store owner by the name of Bartimaeus hires an ambitious young man named Nathaniel and sets into motion a series of events neither of them could have foreseen. NatKittyBartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,810 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 10-10-08 - Published: 10-24-07 - Complete15. I Believe in Harvey Dent reviewsBruce and Gordon discuss Batman, Harvey Dent, and Gotham's need for a hero, and the line between Batman and Bruce Wayne begins to blur in both men's minds. TDK spoilers.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 7-20-08 - Complete16. Things That Never Happened reviewsHermione never told Harry that she'd fallen in love with him. HPHG angst.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-3-08 - Hermione G. & Harry P. - Complete17. Old Friends Die Hard reviewsPeter Pettigrew, Halloween 1981. Some habits are harder to break.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-14-08 - Peter P. & Sirius B. - Complete18. You Can Call Me Tommy » reviewsYou know something's amiss when Voldemort's on a mission to right his wrongs and save the universe for all that it's worth.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,145 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 6-12-08 - Published: 11-16-05 - Voldemort & Harry P.19. The World is a Fried Egg Sandwich reviewsKitty and Lance discuss their place in the world in a way that only they could understand.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-10-08 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. & Avalanche/Lance A. - Complete20. Stained Lips reviewsFenrir Greyback punishes one of his pack members but ends up getting more than he bargained for.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-19-08 - Fenrir G. - Complete21. Waitin' for a Superman reviewsAs Pietro and the rest of the Brotherhood flee from the impending disaster in No Good Deed, Lance stays behind. After all, somebody's got to play the hero.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-20-07 - Avalanche/Lance A. - Complete22. Ten Years Gone reviewsTen years after they last met, Harry encounters Dudley in the Muggle world and finds that time has changed the youngest Dursley.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 11-30-07 - Harry P. & Dudley D. - Complete23. 97 Seconds in Real Life reviewsHe feels a brief surge, and then nothing. [What House saw during '97 Seconds.']House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-4-07 - G. House - Complete24. Dealing reviewsIt's always the survivors that pay the heaviest price. DH spoilers.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,753 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-30-07 - Andromeda T. & Harry P. - Complete25. Speak of the Devil reviewsPost Ascension. Lance is dragged to the movies by Todd, where he runs into a certain X Geek and is convinced by Todd to 'go for it.' [Lancitty]X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-22-07 - Avalanche/Lance A. & Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.26. Potential reviewsCharles Xavier sees potential in Lance Alvers, even if Lance doesn't. [Set in Season 3, after Mainstream.]X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-27-06 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier & Avalanche/Lance A. - Complete27. Exit Music reviewsWhen wars go on too long it's common for one to not recognize their own exit music. [RLNT, for Noblevyne]Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,676 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-15-06 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete28. The Killing Joke reviewsOnly days after his flight from Hogwarts, a barely sober Severus Snape finds himself in a Muggle bar, choking on both Scotch whisky and the memories of an old friend's twisted sense of humor.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-5-06 - Severus S. - Complete29. Alternatives » reviewsSometimes the best answers are questions. [NatKitty]Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,659 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 6-16-06 - Published: 5-26-06 - Complete30. Common Sense reviews"These are the times that try men's souls." Kitty reflects on her relationship with Lance and makes a decision. [Post–Evo]X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-21-06 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. & Avalanche/Lance A. - Complete31. Tutelary reviewsEven when Tom Riddle was a boy, Dumbledore was already planning his next move. With his death, everything has come to fruition.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-17-06 - Albus D. & Voldemort - Complete32. A Game of Chess » reviewsThere were once three champions: the mastermind, the rebel, and the spirit. Yet they didn't know that they, like all beings, were just pawns in the greatest game ever played. [Written before Book 3]Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,837 - Reviews: 199 - Updated: 11-15-05 - Published: 2-9-05 - Complete33. Forgive Us Our Debts reviewsIt's safe to say that I owe you much. I owe you my gratitude, my congratulations, and my life. But most of all, I owe you an explanation. [Post 'Ptolemy's Gate']Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 10-17-05 - Complete34. A Step Back reviewsSometimes, you just have to take a step back.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-28-05 - Remus L. & James P. - Complete35. With Pride reviewsYou should be proud. You outlasted Xavier.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-24-05 - Complete36. Like Pawns, We Fall reviewsBefore a game of chess can occur, the pieces must be set into place.Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-23-05 - Complete37. Lucky You reviewsIt takes the death of his godfather, a secret party, and a long talk with his best friend for Harry to realize how lucky he is, but in the end, he finds that all he needs is someone to lean on every now and then.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,203 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-22-05 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete38. And It's Empty Inside reviewsFrom the moment Albus Dumbledore alerted two couples of a prophecy made a short time beforehand, their lives were marked. One Halloween night, Sirius Black must deal with the death of his best friend.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-20-05 - Sirius B. & Albus D. - Complete39. Constant Vigilance reviewsAs he passes through the veil, Sirius Black reflects on those he left behind and experiences transcendence for the first time.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-19-05 - Sirius B. - Complete40. As Warriors reviewsAs warriors, as soldiers, as demons, as slaves, we are compelled to fight for causes we do not believe in.Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-20-05 - Complete41. A Darker Fable reviewsWe just knew everything would end up fine for us, and we would live happily ever after. Fate had other plans.Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-22-05 - Complete
