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since: 08-12-04, id: 652126
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Author has written 29 stories for Harry Potter.
Australian female of dubious talent and questionable morals. Answers equally to 'Gun' or 'Greasy Slut'.

Likes: Kevin Rudd, fiscal conservatives and social progressives, genfic, reading lollarious craigslist personals ads.

Dislikes: people who complain about "the PC police", crappy Remus/Tonks fic.

If you want to translate any of my fics or host them externally, take it for granted that I will say yes on the proviso you at least credit my name and send me a link to it to check out your site. 



1. Loneliness of the Short Distance Runner » reviews
Chapter Eleven the end. Two burnt chickens, a plethora of irresponsible adults, and the one obligatory your mum joke. Feedback and reviews eternally appreciated.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,121 - Reviews: 174 - Updated: 2-15-07 - Published: 11-13-04
2. Strange Fruit reviews
Maycomb, Alabama, had never seen the likes of a man like Remus Lupin before. Slash To Kill A MockingbirdHarry Potter crossover.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-13-07 - Published: 2-13-07
3. The Repo Man reviews
PoA era: Remus Lupin's exit from Hogwarts is momentarily held up as he gets dragged into moonlighting as a repo man for Luna Lovegood.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-13-06 - Published: 11-13-06
4. The Baby Food Debacle of Number Twelve reviews
Remus Lupin goes on a cooking strike, and Nymphadora Tonks resorts to desperate measures to avoid any effort.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-28-06 - Published: 5-28-06
5. Bureaucrats of the World, Unite reviews
Oakden Hobday sets '1984' as the required reading for his sixth year Muggle Studies class. Dolores Umbridge has a unique reading of her own.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-11-06 - Published: 4-11-06
6. Tea and Apathy reviews
On the last nice day of the year, the inhabitants of Number 12 Grimmauld Terrace head outside for a tea party. RT
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-8-06 - Published: 4-8-06
7. The Shadowboxers reviews
Remus Lupin always performed the nocturnal rituals of Number Twelve: locking the doors, shutting the windows, and ensuring his housemates could fall asleep at night. RLNT RLSB RLNTSB
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-1-06 - Published: 4-1-06
8. The Casualties reviews
After a violent night of drinking, Harry and Hermione find the gulf between them has irrevocably widened. Rated for violence, language and attempted noncon.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-8-06 - Published: 3-8-06
9. The Life and Death of Small Creatures reviews
Nymphadora Tonks placed her aunt ever so gently into the earth. She was always a clumsy girl.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-2-06 - Published: 3-2-06
10. An Immodest Proposal reviews
Remus and Tonks try to enjoy a nice quiet dinner. They are interrupted by irritating slashers.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 11-17-05 - Published: 11-17-05
11. Not a Stupid Girl reviews
Maybe you should be ashamed for some things, even if only because shame would stop you hurting someone else. RemusTonks, RemusSirius, transgenderism.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-10-05 - Published: 11-10-05
12. The Littlest Soldiers reviews
Remus Lupin tutors a little girl whose monsters are just as real as his. Slight RT at the end of the fic, questionable themes within.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,354 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-31-05 - Published: 10-31-05
13. Love in the Time of Salmonella reviews
1995: Nymphadora Tonks has her unofficial inauguration into the Order of the Phoenix, while Mundungus and Sirius languish with food poisoning.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-17-05 - Published: 10-17-05
14. Blessed is the Fruit of Your Womb reviews
With her daughter in hospital, Andromeda steels herself to commit the unthinkable. Rated for controversial moral and religious content.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 10-9-05 - Published: 10-9-05
15. The Continental Divide reviews
While the bacchanalia raged below, they sought refuge in the library: playing with candle wax and invading each others' space. Rated PG13 for strong coarse language and sexual references.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 9-29-05 - Published: 9-29-05
16. The Lord of the Lycans reviews
Remus Lupin runs into a rogue pack of werewolves. He is amused.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9-20-05 - Published: 9-20-05
17. One Night, the Star and the Moon reviews
It cut Remus to the bone to realise that there was a perfect stranger sitting across him in his living room, for all that the gulf of time and the regret and the difference in personality had done.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-4-05 - Published: 9-4-05
18. Our Circular World reviews
Dream of big things, Nymphadora, and marry a true prince who will give you everything you've ever dreamt of, and you will be certain to be happy for the rest of your life.'
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-20-05 - Published: 8-20-05
19. The Sentimental Bloke reviews
A discussion on 'survivors guilt'. Part 2 of 3, following on from 'A Game of Chess'.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-17-05 - Published: 8-17-05
20. A Vengeful Morass of Blood reviews
The Half Blood Prince's diary is given to Ginny Weasley. She doesn't have time for his emo rubbish.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 8-17-05 - Published: 8-17-05
21. A Game of Chess reviews
The word of the day seemed to be Oh, because it was pretty much all she could come up with at the time.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-8-05 - Published: 8-8-05
22. The Waterbaby reviews
He thought that he understood it for the longest time: how beautiful and how perfect everyone would be if they were all wizard: how well society could function if everyone were free of defect and of a similar mindset.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-24-05 - Published: 7-24-05
23. Look At This Man reviews
An observer's guide to the chronic melancholic.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-18-05 - Published: 6-18-05
24. Advanced Pharmacology reviews
Missing scene from PoA. The reasons as to why Severus is so kindly concocting Remus' potion each month.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-20-05 - Published: 4-20-05
25. Academic Discourse reviews
1993. The passive-aggressive wife of a Death Eater harangues the passive-aggressive professor of Defence Against the Dark Arts. Hilarity ensues!
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 3-28-05 - Published: 3-28-05
26. The Birthday Girl reviews
On her twenty-first birthday, Hermione Granger runs into a stranger from her past after a fight with Ron. Who is he, and how on earth did her life take a turn for the worse? Now edited with author's notes.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,421 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 12-22-04 - Published: 12-22-04
27. Paraesthesia, or Love for the Undiscerning » reviews
Precisely HOW does a thirty-seven year old, unemployed virginal werewolf snatch a malignantly clumsy twenty-something? With pity, alcohol, Mundungus Couture, evil rednecks, underage drinking, poor role models and badly off-key Smiths songs.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,231 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 10-20-04 - Published: 9-19-04
28. The Commiserati reviews
A bookish teenage girl and a bookish old werewolf muse about rejected love, fate, missed chances and eventuality. Hinting at RLNT and RWHG.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-4-04 - Published: 10-4-04
29. Secrets, Lies and Guinness Pies » reviews
Lupin handles Harry's grieving in the most insightful and mature way he can: by taking him out and getting him utterly plastered. How exciting. Final chapter - the obligatory, melodramatic funeral scene. READ IT OR DIE!1111
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 9-14-04 - Published: 8-29-04
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