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since: 05-03-01, id: 65302
country: Philippines
web: Homepage
Author has written 3 stories for Rurouni Kenshin, and Once Upon a Time in Mexico.
Hypokritika Cynikel: The Cynical Hypocrite. A member of a recently-evolved subspecies of demon closely related to the vampire, Hypo derives immense pleasure from sucking out the essence of her victims through her works. She and her kind do this by writing alarmingly bad multi-chaptered fics and never quite finishing them. How this has come to be has eluded Hypo completely; but she isn't complaining: she allegedly likes human essence. She claims that it tastes just like chicken, and on occasion, like chocolate chip cookies. Hypokritika is the only documented member of her species, although evidence suggests that there are thousands more of her kind in existence everywhere in the cyberverse, and are multiplying rapidly.

With regards to age, Hypo refuses to comment. (Although she has often displayed disturbingly immature, almost adolescent, behavior.) She reveals that she is deathly afraid of getting older, which suggests a rather severe Peter Pan complex,or perhaps even dementia. Her kind has long been classified as "immortal".

Hypokritika Cynikel also takes great delight in writing about herself in third person, and enjoys it even more so when she tells magnificently ridiculous lies in the process.

note: Hypokritika has quitted the fan fiction writing scene and suggests that you NOT read the dreck she has written. For the sake of your sanity and hers as well.

Really.

It's THAT bad.

She now only uses this FF.NET account for commenting and stalking and other such activities. And she is too lazy to make the necessary adjustments. The administration would like to thank you and apologize for the inconvenience.

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1. Synaesthete » reviews
AU, post Day of the Dead. Things had gone differently when Marquez captured El Mariachi, and Sands got a different sort of treatment under Barillo. They cross paths after the dust settles. Could be preslash if one squints and looks sideways.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 5-31-06 - Complete
2. Inferno » reviews
Insane, psychic vampire meets insane, eyeless ex-CIA operative
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-13-03 - Published: 12-12-03
3. Massashiro reviews
His hands are stained with blood, and his scars may never fade. Kenshin, post-Bakumatsu: the journey to redemption is wrought with pain.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-24-02 - Kenshin
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