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My age: nineteen

What you would classify me as: To tell you the truth, I'm not really sure. I have all the hobbies and interests of a dork, but my friends are pretty cool. Besides that, I know what I'm doing with clothes, I don't smell like B.O. or baloney, and my hair is not greasy and it's cut really cute. And I made the cheerleading team when I tried out for it, so there! So I guess you'd call me a fashionable dork. Whatever.

Fashion type: Basically just think of Cloe on Smallville, and you've got it.

Pets: Three cats, one of them, Tobey, is especially mine, though. Fun facts about Tobey: his fur looks like a cow, his favorite foods are strawberry cheesecake and Doritos, and he gets really hyper from blueberry Gogurt. Also, he has this habit of walking around upstairs by himself and meowing tunefully for no apparent reason. I think he likes to hear himself sing or something. My kitty is such a goofball, I love to talk about him

Siblings: One little brother who's eleven, and a stepsister, who's thirteen.

Fave movies: Spider-Man, Legally Blonde, Star Trek: the Voyage Home, Murder By Death, To Catch a Thief, North By Northwest, The Three Amigos, Bruce Almighty, Scooby Doo, The Incredibles, Two Weeks Notice, Thirteen Going on Thirty, Seabiscuit, Moonstruck, The Great Mouse Detective, Princess Bride

Fave TV shows: Star Trek (original and Next gen.), Lost, Mythbusters, Numb3rs

Fave singers: Kelly Clarkson, Ashlee Simpson, Hillary Duff, Avril Lavigne, Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stefani (when she's not swearing too much). I know thirteen year olds would probably snicker at the naievity of this list, but hey, I think they're good, okay? Live with it!

Fave bands: Hoobastank, Nickelback

If I had a theme song, it would be: "My World" by Avril Lavigne

Fave websites: Fanfiction.net (DUH!), Playsleuth.com

Religion: Catholic (and proud of it!)

Here's my favorite quotes:

From Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Country~
"General Chang:'I'm constant as the Northern Star!"
Dr. McCoy:'I'd give real moneyif he'd just shut up!'"

"I'm a doctor, not an escalator" ~ Dr.McCoy

" What's your beef?" ~ Capt.Kirk, Star Trek

"'Did you rob that bank?' 'I did, but I didn't enjoy it!'"~from "Seems Like Old Times"

"Pudding is pudding, thick and thin!"~ myself

"Nice to have a friend." ~ Peter Parker, "Spider-Man

"To err is human, to forgive, divine." ~private joke

"He's definitely on about something!" ~ Dr. McCoy

"Awkward!" ~ "The Cat in the Hat"

"There is no spoon." "The Matrix"

"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead." ~Stan Laurel

From Scooby-Doo 2~
"Velma: 'I don't know why I'm so scared of guys! I chase monsters and villians, but usually there's just a little scared man inside!'
Daphne: 'It's the same with dating!'"

“I WANT MY KIDNEY BACK!!!!!!!!” John Locke, Lost

“You being near me is affecting my eligibility to be cool.” Friend

“I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt…” Jack Sparrow

“But why is the rum gone?” Jack Sparrow

“But why is the rum always gone?” Jack Sparrow

“Well, throw me for a loop and call me Shakespeare.” Playsleuth.com

Stewie’s suggestions for “The Glad Game” (Family Guy):

“pinwheels”

“a big wedge of cake from the fair’

“a doodad to wear in your hat”

“the first scissor cut into a fresh piece of construction paper”

"Release me from this stink-filled corderoy dungeon!" Stewie (Family Guy)

“Well, I own the hotel, so I live there. My life is very much like Monopoly.” George Wade (Hugh Grant), Two Weeks Notice

From Two Weeks Notice:

“You’ve made me unemployable! You called everyone except Slurpee Heaven!” Lucy (Sandra Bullock)

“That’s not true. I did call Slurpee Heaven, they didn’t want you, said you weren’t ‘slurpee material.’” George Wade (Hugh Grant)

“Wow, that last chili dog’s really barking!” Lucy (Sandra Bullock) Two Weeks Notice

“I’m calling for Julia Fluffbugle…” telephone message

“Name the car with 4-wheel drive, that smells like a steak and seats 35, Canyonero, Canyonerrrro!” Marge Simpson, Simpsons Hit and Run game

“First, there’s garbage, and you can see where that’s gotten you. And then, there’s tin, which is pretty good, unless something goes wrong, and something always goes wrong. And then, there’s copper, which is the only pipe I use. Copper, it costs money, it costs money because it saves money.” Cosmo Castorini, talking about plumbing (Moonstruck)

From Murder By Death:

“I don’t understand this! I don’t like it, don’t like it one bit,” M. Perriet

“I like it, but don’t understand it!” Detective Wong

“Cautiously, wildly, accelerating…” Marge Simpson, Simpsons Hit & Run game

“Sensible shoe to the metal…” Marge Simpson

“That’s interesting…” Jack Sparrow

“What match, ever clapped up so subbenly?” Ancient Gremio, Taming of the Shrew

Status of my stories:

Christmas the Star Trek Way: finished!

Midtown High School Reunion: finished!

Alfie's Turbocycle: finished!

Surfing the Web: off in limbo, basically

The Spacebucklers: getting there, honestly, I am. Someday, I will finish thee, fair Spacebucklers.

Taming of the Captain: six chapters! Yay!

Lost In Lost: Yes, I have bravely plunged into the foray of Lost fic, and I'm plugging away pretty well on this one. Please read, it's funny!

Fr. Spidey: It will be back someday, I swear, but I've got to take things one at a time. Sorry, faithful readers!

You can read my stories a http://www.fictionpress.com/ too. My name there is fashionstatement.

Also, I feel I ought to say I borrowed some of the ideas for my profile from reading some of the extremely hilarious ones on this website. So to all the makers of funny profiles, thanks for the inspiration!