Yes... this is where I get to introduce myself. W00t.

Online Names: Menardi(asterick), VenusRain, Robin's Pikachu, Tiamat(asterick), Dragon Goddess, Helmaroc Queen...
Age: 17
Discription: ...Screw this, I'm bad at describing myself. ._.;

Muses of Doom

Robin: Retired.

Flint and Bane: Those psychopathic Djinn from Golden Sun, here to beat me over the head and poke my with sharp objects. They are the 'angry mob' of my Muses, rarely apart from each other.

Alex: Retired.

Dullahan: Retired.

Star Magician: She doesn't put up with my excuses, and often follows me to school where she distracts me with yaoi fantasies.

Erin: My OC. Is the self-proclaimed "Riegning Queen of Snarkfests."

Mr. Bob: A female talking crocodile, she is my crack muse, the creator of things like Zant/Vaati and Menardi/Sheba. My soul weeps when she decides to appear.

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Quoties!
"I promise I won't eat all your potato chips!"-Echo
"A friend bails you outta jail.
A TRUE friend is sitting next to you,raving abouthow FUN it was."-No clue
"I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy."-Dory
"Light without darkness. Darkness without light. No such thing exists. Light and darkness are enssential oppisites. To obtian true light, one must first know darkness.Leave at once."-Grim Reaper from Sword of Mana
"A friend helps you move. A TRUE friend helps get rid of incrimiating evidence."- Unknown.
"Madness has its costs. Please have exact change." Some guy on Gaia...
"Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun."- evil_henyu
"This message will now self-destruct. ((Hyper voice)) BOOM!"- Unfortunatly, me."But why is the rum gone?" - Jack Sparrow
"Have I ever given you a reason not to trust me? Just stay here, and try not to do anything STUPID." - Also Jack Sparrow
"That still only counts as one!" - Gimli
"If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?"
"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them."
"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME!" I sooo have to put this in my book...
"The more you complain, the longer God makes you live."
"Out of my mind...Back in five minutes."
"Men are like a deck of cards; you need a heart to love them, and diamond to marry them, a club to beat their head in when they cheat on you, and a spade to bury the dead bastard."
"I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless." Another one I just HAVE to use...
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right."
"...really, you'd think I was torturing you. I'm only playing...and if you loved me back, we wouldn't have this problem..."-Jynu, one of Umbreanna's characters.
"Do not meddle in the affairs of Slashers. For you are hot and look good with other men."
"Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then they beat you with experience " _Geeky_Wings_
"I don't whine. I just express my opinions in irritating ways."- That would be my dad.
"Milk and double chocolate milano cookies. My version of booze. X3"- Mewtwofan
"Mary had a little sheep.
And with that sheep she went to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram,
And Mary had a little lamb."
"What it comes right down to in fantasy novels is this: Either a hero sets out on a journey, or a stranger comes to town."
"Go ahead call me crazy, it aint' half as bad as what you are...o_0"- Shadow Jolteon
"Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional"
"Fire solves all the problems like people or items you don't like 8D"-Phoggy
"On a box of household nails-- "CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!" ...Well, I guess I would be rather irritated if I did that..."-Spookydoom
"Nuts we are and nuts we shall remain.
I am insane," the little cat sang.-Somebody from DA...
"There are only two things in life that are infinate, the universe, and human stupidity... Though I am not too sure of the former."
-Albert Einstein
"Silence is Golden...But duct tape is Silver!"
"Much madness is divinest sense
To a discerning eye;
Much sense the starkest madness.
'T is the majority
In this, as all, prevails.
Assent, and you are sane;
Demur, -- you're straightway dangerous,
And handled with a chain."-- Emily Dickinson
"Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair, and drink your goddamn TEA! - Cid Higwind"
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."-Einstien.
"Pegasus!"- Lute.
"I've always loved you... I've always hated you..."-Lyon.
The World After Discovering Shounen Ai:
"When boys are friends, they might be lovers. When boys are rivals, they might be lovers. When one boy tears off the shirt of another to mercilessly whip him, he just can't show his feelings properly."--Schbecky-b

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