| The Penguin Ate My Homework |
Author has written 22 stories for Misc. Books, Cats, Twilight, Pokémon, and Transformers. So, you want to know about me, do you? Well, prepare to be bored! You can call me Penguin. You can also call me "The Penguin Ate My Homework" but that's kind of a mouthful and takes significantly longer to type. I am about to enter my senior year in college as a pre-vet major planning on going into large animal medicine. During the summer, I'll be spending the majority of my time studying to take the GRE, worrying about applying to vet schools, and working at a vet's office. When I'm not being an obsessive student, I horseback ride (English, and probably trying out Western soon), read everything I can get my hands on, and watch a couple of TV shows when they're on (Doctor Who, Supernatural, and Glee, mainly). I also play Solitaire. A lot. When I can pull myself away from that, I write a bit, though most of it doesn't show up here for one reason or another. Most of it is written solely for my own amusement, some just never gets finished, and others are original fiction. If you have any questions for me or just want to chat, feel free to PM! I love hearing from people and talking! I usually reply to reviews and messages as quickly as I can, but if I forget about something for a couple of days, it can get away from me for a while. I'll get back to you eventually, though, so don't worry! I used to Beta Read, but things are crazier now, so I'm not doing that for the time being. I will also take this opportunity to proclaim that SirPrickles is a Supremely Awesome and Spiffy Kewl CATS Writer, and to direct you to her profile page! Immediately. Go now. That's it about me! The website link is to my Goodreads account, where I'm keeping track of all the books I read throughout the year. Feel free to check that out and laugh at my taste in books and at how slowly I've been reading lately. | |||||||
1. A Very Jellicle Christmas » reviewsChristmas, Jellicle style. A series of one-shots centered around our favorite cats in the holiday season.Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-27-10 - Published: 12-20-10 - Complete2. Ghosts » reviewsTantomile and Coricopat. The ghosts of the Junkyard, the freak cats, the outcasts. Yearning for acceptance, and yet unable to achieve it. For BroadwayKhaos's Random Jellicle Week contest.Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,341 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-7-10 - Published: 8-2-10 - Coricopat & Tantomile - Complete3. Rum Tum Tumble reviewsThe Rum Tum Tugger had a monopoly on the queens of the Junkyard, and something had to be done to fix that.Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-6-10 - Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey - Complete4. Awakening » reviewsThe kittens of the Junkyard are tired of being treated like babies. They're growing up, and Victoria may just have a way to prove it to them...Cats - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,293 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-4-10 - Published: 7-30-10 - Victoria & Jemima - Complete5. Jennys reviewsEvery young Jenny dreams of being a police officer when she gets older. Right?Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-16-09 - Officer Jenny/Junsa & Nurse Joy - Complete6. Left Behind reviewsHe was leaving, at last. She had always known the day would come, mentally counted down every hour, but that made it no better. Rather, it made it so much worse—she had not been able to convince him to stay.Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-11-09 - Complete7. Thoughts of a Pokemon Nurse reviewsIt happens so frequently, that she really shouldn't be surprised. But somehow, the shock that overwhelms her still comes each time a trainer rushes through the doors to her Pokemon center, the wounded creature in their arms and their eyes wide with panic.Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-6-09 - Nurse Joy - Complete8. Dangerous reviewsShe wanted him to want her. She wanted him to groan and run his hands over her body. She wanted to return to the den as roughed-up as Bombalurina. She wanted other toms to growl lustfully as she passed by, staring long after she'd retreated out of view.Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-9-08 - Demeter & Macavity - Complete9. Again reviews"Him again?" he whispered, and she nodded mutely. He sighed. "You can't let him keep doing this to you. He's no good for you. He doesn't care what it does to you." One-shot.Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-14-08 - Electra & Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete10. Rain reviewsRain falls. Cats play. Munkustrap mopes. One-shot.Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-10-08 - Munkustrap - Complete11. Revenge of the Queens reviewsWhen the queens find out that Plato used them to get back at Victoria, things are going to get nasty. One-shot, sequel to Plato's Revenge.Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-12-08 - Complete12. The Kitten Chronicles » reviewsSome parents just don't do their jobs, and Jennyanydots is left to deal with the consequences... A series of one-shots following our favorite cats and their kittens.Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-12-08 - Published: 7-17-0813. Jealousy reviewsPlato is jealous. Victoria is angry. One-shot.Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-31-08 - Plato & Victoria - Complete14. Of Pearls and Accents reviewsMungojerrie takes Rumpleteazer on her first burglary, but things do not go quite as planned. One-shot.Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-24-08 - Mungojerrie & Rumpleteazer - Complete15. Plato's Revenge reviewsWhen Plato gets his heart broken, he doesn't get mad, he gets even.Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-13-08 - Complete16. Yellow Cars reviewsSam and Bumblebee have an...interesting experience at a red light.Crossover - Twilight & Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 7-13-08 - Complete17. Snow White Queen reviewsOn the morning of her Ball, Victoria lay in her den and trembled. One-shot inspired by the Evanescence song.Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-4-08 - Victoria & Plato - Complete18. Every Human Law » reviewsWell, the song does say that he's broken EVERY human law...Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,538 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 7-1-08 - Published: 4-14-08 - Macavity19. Protector reviewsOn the nights that Munkustrap patrolled around the Junkyard, Bombalurina slipped into the den beside Demeter and held her. One-shot.Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-12-08 - Bombalurina & Munkustrap - Complete20. A Spark Neglected » reviewsRomance and heartbreak, families and Mates, times of peace and times of war...the Jellicle Ball was only the spark that started the flames.Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,285 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 6-11-08 - Published: 5-11-08 - Complete21. Big Cat Rodeo reviewsBombalurina introduces Demeter to a new game, and the two decide to try it out at the Jellicle Ball. One-shot.Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-30-08 - Bombalurina & Demeter - Complete22. Bang reviewsToo late I notice the jump—the double oxer. No! There's something about the double oxer I have to remember, something important— Based on "Riding Lessons" by Sara GruenMisc. Books - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-14-08 - Complete