| Elle the Brat |
Author has written 17 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Ouran High School Host Club, Kyou Kara Maou, and Kingdom Hearts. (Icon by wicked_visions on livejournal.com) "So-ho my magic mirror rare, You think my laundry maid is fair? Seize yonder maid and hold her fast; In darkest forests, set her free, About the time the lions have tea. I think we'll find that by tonight, Only her bones will still be white!" Exit the Queen with wicked laughter, Snow White is quickly hustled after, Leaving poor Gustav to cry in sore distress; "Cor lumm, what a flippin' mess!" -Snow White, as performed by a Year 7 class. So. You're probably wondering who I am. I am Elle, the Brat. Reader, writer, and part-time kitchen slave. Sometimes-reviewer, mainly ConCrit-leaver. But most importantly, I am a slacker. My homepage - that link up there? - is where all of my recent stories are. Doesn't matter if they're complete or incomplete, that's where you'll find them, along with plans for my multi-chapter ones. Updates for multi-chapters are few and far between, but do come eventually. True to my slacker nature, this is where my profile will end; choppy sentences, bad grammar, and all. For the record: 1) The twin folding the paper cranes in One Thousand Paper Cranes is Hikaru. (And dammit, I just made the whole "let's not mention which twin this is until an airplane comes along" thing useless.) 2) In Mind Games, the twins are twenty-six. Hikaru is not oblivious to his feelings. Rather, he is over-worked, stressed, and any sex drive he has has been crushed by mountains of paper work. Kaoru seeks to remedy this. However, due to the fact that so many readers aren't seeing it this way (...note to self; writing style needs improving), I've decided against making it obvious that this was the way the story was originally intended. Actually, Mind Games has changed drastically from what I planned. It's just. Wow. They were never supposed to actually have sex in it - it was just supposed to be a game of seduction. But, now, well... 3) In Time After Time, Hikaru is again the twin the story is being written from. Kaoru is the one who was whisked away to "Wait You Mean I Actually Have To Have Sex To Have Heirs? Oh Shit" Land. 4) I don't understand why anyone actually likes the crap I write. I mean, seriously. 5) Good Ouran/Harry Potter fic needs to reveal itself. Also, good Fruits Basket/Ouran fic that I haven't read needs to show up. Bonus points if it's Kyou Sohma/Kaoru Hitachiin. Or, even better, Hikaru/Kyou/Kaoru. Mm, Hitachiin cat sandwich. ...I'd write it, but my Furuba characterisation fails epically. 6) I don't write reviews often. Usually because I hate repeating myself, and because words - praise in particular - loses meaning when you give them to every story you like. If I've added your story to my Favourites or Alerts, and you really really really want a review, then e-mail me. I don't promise I'll review quickly, and I don't promise to respond to the e-mail. But I will review eventually. (Note that 'eventually' may or may not equal 'a year or so from now'. Comes with being a slacker.) | |||||||||||
1. Mind Games » reviewsKaoru has a wicked tongue, and is determined to get what he wants. Hikaru's not too happy about this, and is determined to resist his brother's advances. Unstoppable force, meet immovable object. Twincest. Yaoi.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 8-15-08 - Published: 7-23-08 - Kaoru H. & Hikaru H.2. One Thousand Paper Cranes reviewsHikaru, Kaoru, and their enemy 'Separation'. "Blood taints over half of the origami figures in the room. He doesn’t stop folding."Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-23-08 - Hikaru H. & Kaoru H. - Complete3. Hating Sora Sky reviewsAkuroku. It wasn't right, Roxas decided. Axel was supposed to be setting -his- locker on fire, not the new kid's. -His- essay was supposed to be the one the teacher praised; not that pyro-stalker-stealing Sora's. Based on 'Hating Alison Ashley'.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-5-08 - Roxas4. Metaphorically Speaking reviewsFor a contest community on LiveJournal. Hikaru and Tamaki aren't as different as they'd like to think, and neither are Kaoru and Kyouya. Genfic, switching of Past and Present tenses to keep the story flowing, and shirtless Kyouya.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-24-07 - Kaoru H. & Kyōya O. - Complete5. Time After Time reviewsSongfic. 'There were no warm covers, no comforting body, no steady heartbeat to lull him to sleep. There hadn’t been for ten years.' Twincentric.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-10-06 - Hikaru H. & Kaoru H. - Complete6. Of Bathrooms and Hormones reviewsMiddle school twinsmut. HIKARU AND KAORU DOING NAUGHTY THINGS DURING PUBERTY IN A BATHROOM. There's the warning and the summary, all in one.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 11-10-06 - Hikaru H. & Kaoru H. - Complete7. Rewrite reviewsHow episode 21 should have ended, in Hikaru's POV. Hinted onesided twincest, and OOC!twins abound.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-9-06 - Hikaru H. & Kaoru H. - Complete8. Why Wolfram Shouldn't Uke reviewsFace it, Wolfram's no submissive. A scene from the wedding night, complete with Wolfram telling Yuuri how to have sex properly, should prove this. Oneshot. Yuuram.Kyou Kara Maou - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 9-9-06 - Complete9. Reasonings reviewsYou want to know why I let Haruhi slap you, right'I’ll tell you why, Hikaru. You deserved it.'Warnings Hints of twincest, dialogbutnotreallydialog!Kaoru really, that’s all it is, 6amitis, and a bunch of other things.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-8-06 - Hikaru H. & Kaoru H. - Complete10. Simplicity reviewsOneshot, brotherly fluff. Hikaru thinks he knows why Kaoru doesn’t get jealous easily.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-8-06 - Hikaru H. & Kaoru H. - Complete11. Losing You, Lost Me reviewsSecond part to Losing You. I'm telling you all that this is far from the point of Losing You. Kaoru goes for a walk while Hikaru's out, ends up traumatized, and forgets about it. Gee, can you tell I'm a bad writer?Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-8-06 - Kaoru H. & Hikaru H. - Complete12. Scary Go Round reviewsOneshot, notquitedrabble. The twins had never been on a merry goround before, and they decide that they never want to try it again.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-8-06 - Hikaru H. & Kaoru H. - Complete13. Drabblish Thing With No Name reviewsDrabble, oneshot. Hikaru knows Kaoru's gay, and makes it his life's mission to torment his little brother.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-8-06 - Kaoru H. - Complete14. How Twin Smut Came to Exist on This Site reviewsWarnings: TWINCEST. TWINSMUT. TWO BOYS WHO ARE TWINS BEING INTIMATE. Aside from that, there’s my crappy writing.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 8-7-06 - Kaoru H. & Hikaru H. - Complete15. Crouching Kaoru, Hidden Script reviewsKaoru writes a new script, and wants to know why Hikaru rejects it. Add in some crack!plot, twincest and a short attention span, and you have this fic. SLIGHT BOY LOVE.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 7-20-06 - Hikaru H. & Kaoru H. - Complete16. Losing You reviewsKaoru knows that he's losing his brother. He also knows that there's nothing he can do about it, other than hope that he's never completely forgotten. Hinted one sided HikaruxKaoru, if you want to see it that way. Bascially just platonic brotherly love.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-20-06 - Kaoru H. - Complete17. How Mariku Got His Clothes reviewsOk, Malik didn’t bring a bag of clothes with him to the Battle City Finals, so how the heck did his darker half get a different set?Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-11-05 - Yami Marik - Complete
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