| TheDreamChild |
Author has written 13 stories for Hidalgo, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Final Fantasy VII, Lost, and Kingdom Hearts. BEHOLD THE NEW PROFILE (AS OF 4/27/08)! Name: I don't give it out, for obvious reasons. Just call me Inwe (EEN-way). Age: Immortal. Duh. Appearance: Who's asking? THE RIGHTFULLY DREADED AND MUCH EDITTED LIST OF FAVORITES! Movies: Pirates of the Carribean, Lord of the Rings, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, The Chronicles of Narnia, Hidalgo, Kingdom of Heaven, Gladiator, Howl's Moving Castle. Books: Generally, all books. Especially stuff my friend Aki gives me because she has excellent taste in literature. Anime/Manga: Bleach, Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto, .hack//SIGN, Fruits Basket, One Piece. Video Games: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII (that's the original game, Crisis Core, Dirge of Cerberus, and Before Crisis). Kingdom Hearts (I, II, and Chain of Memories), Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy VIII, Assassin's Creed. Characters: Reno, Zack, Cloud, Vincent, all the Turks, Tifa, and Good!Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII); Norrington and Jack (Pirates of the Carribean); Eowyn, Arwen, Faramir, and Merry (Lord of the Rings); Charlie, Claire, Sayid, Danielle, and Alexandra (LOST); Abby, Gibbs, and Ducky (NCIS); Ichigo, Renji, Rukia, Byakuya, Kenpachi, Urahara, and Hitsugaya (Bleach); Kiba, Gaara, Shikamaru, and Lee (Naruto); The Kenshin-gumi, Saito, Aoshi, and Enishi (Rurouni Kenshin). THE NOT QUITE SO DREADED BUT EQUALLY DANGEROUS LIST OF HATED STUFF! Movies: The Harry Potter movies. They must die. That, and all those Barbie movies they advertise on TV... Books: Aside from X-rated stuff? I hated the Golden Compass, Subtle Knife, and Amber Spyglass. Anime/Manga: Haven't found any yet. Video Games: Most anything over M, but I'm open-minded. Don't really like the morals in Grand Theft Auto, so I won't play it. Characters: Oh boy. I have a Hit List of Doom for a reason. So, I'll just list one from each fandom: Hojo (FF7), Akito (Fruits Basket), Umbridge (Harry Potter), Beckett (Pirates of the Carribean), and that weird guy who's captain of 12th Division in Bleach...whatshisface... Also, though not on my Hit List of Doom for financial reasons, I loathe Rufus Shinra. | |||||||
1. The Final Addition » reviewsSquare Enix and Disney have made great games together in the past, but this time they've gone too far. Is this the third Kingdom Hearts, or is something more sinister at work? Three authoresses and their friends vow to find out. Rated for safety. R&R.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,768 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 5-8-08 - Published: 3-28-072. The Funeral reviewsCRISIS CORE SPOILERS. Reno, Rude, and Cissnei come across the site of the final battle. Drabble. Rated for blood, language, and mention of alcohol.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-5-08 - Complete3. The Kingdom of the Sue » reviewsKingdom Hearts? What's that? Yes, dear readers, Rana is back...but where exactly is she? Lost in an unknown world full of Sues, Rana must help a mysterious Organization...if they don't kill her first. Sequel to The Hunting of the Sue. Rated for safety. R&Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,685 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-2-08 - Published: 1-16-084. This Destiny reviewsSPOILERS. A poem I wrote after the events of the season finale. Just venting certain frustrations and the overload of angst.Lost - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-24-07 - Complete5. A Pirate's Life For Me, Depressing It May Be reviewsA poem about...well, about how we're all feeling in the final days before PotC3 comes out. Mostly just a fangirl's rantings, but I think we can all relate.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-14-07 - Complete6. Randomishedishness » reviewsTake an obsessive author and her assorted friends. Have her muse join Beckett and steal her author powers. Then add the Chinese zodiac, a turkey vulture, a psychopathic killer, and a daring chase across FanFictiondom. PotC x everything. Rated for safety.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,576 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 3-19-07 - Published: 9-29-06 - Complete7. The Twelve Days of Christmas: Final Fantasy VII reviewsWhat can I say? I was bored. WARNING: This song may not make sense.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-5-06 - Complete8. The Hunting of the Sue » reviewsWhen Sues invade ME, a modern girl finds herself helping a band of rangers get rid of them. But how are the Sues getting in, and why? Plot twists and all kinds of humor, R&R or no updates. Gets longer as you go.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,898 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 8-28-06 - Published: 6-16-06 - Aragorn & Legolas - Complete9. Why Not to Make Enemies with Pirates and Authors reviews[long drabble] Norrington is acting like Frodo, Beckett is realizing he's got enemies, and the authoress is to blame, though she's not feeling too guilty. sorta DMC spoilers.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-23-06 - Complete10. Regret reviews[oneshot] DMC spoilers! Beckett tells Norrington some very troubling news concerning Elizabeth. Rated for, I dunno, alcohol content?Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-19-06 - Complete11. Total Chaos » reviews[twoshot] Capt. Jack Sparrow finds himself helping the Weasley twins defeat Umbridge. DMC and OotP spoilers, for those few who haven't seen or read it.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-17-06 - Complete12. Lament for Captain Jack Sparrow reviewsJust a little something I wrote up while listening to the FotR soundtrack. DMC spoilers, sort of.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-3-0613. Freedom Ring » reviewsHow a mustang is affected by the Burns Amendment. Full summary inside. Caution: horse slaughter scene later on. Please R&R. Chapter 5 is up! Complete.Hidalgo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 12-24-05 - Published: 8-18-05 - Complete