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Hello! It's me Kyra. I'm 15 and live on the most boring place on earth...STATEN ISLAND! I wish I could live somewhere exciting like: England(of course because of all the hott brits lol), Hogwarts (although that is not possible cries), Mars could be fun, but I dunno.
Fave Quotes and Great Sayings:
~"Life is bad, until it's not." -CoRo, from CoRo's Words of Wisdom
~"Once you're born, you start to die." -CoRo, from CoRo's Words of Wisdom
~"All you need in life is WD-40 and duct tape. WD-40 if its not moving and supposed to, and duct tape if its moving and not supposed to." -CoRo, from CoRo's Words of Wisdom
~"Raw Easter eggs taste really really bad!" -CoRo, from CoRo's Words of Wisdom
~"The midiget will always be down." -Midiget Puppy
~"Don't be afraid to be quiet." -Phillip
~"If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind." (that shows you CoRo)
~War determines not who is right, but who is left.
~There is no such thing as good luck. There is only misfortune and its occasional absence.
~Things are only impossible until they are not.
~A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
~If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
~If a kid asks where rain comes from, I tell him, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, I tell him, "Probably because of something you did."
~The difference between insane asylums and our schools is that in the insane asylum you have to show some improvement before you can get out.
~The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75 of the population.
~If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos... then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
~Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings... they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
~The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
~Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
~Money is how people with no talent keep score.
~Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. Those who study history are doomed to know it's repeating.
~Despite the rising cost of living, it remains a popular activity.
~Trying is the first step to failing.
~If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
~Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
~A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
~To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
~One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
~A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
~Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
~You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
~On the other hand, you have different fingers.
~He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
~He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
~Well behaved women rarely make history.
~A day without sunshine is like, night.
~Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.
~If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
~If you lack enemies, you are not doing something worthwhile.
~Love your enemies, it get them really confused.
~Madness takes it's toll. Please have exact change.
~Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.(sounds like the OR)
~Reality is for people who lack imagination.
~Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. YOU CHOOSE!
~We're all here because we're not all there.
Questions that need answering: (please e-mail me if you know the answers)
~If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? (Retrogress, thank you Wolf of the Frozen Flame.) (I would have said Congress, but I geuss that would be the technical answer.-Mery12, yea me too but whatever)
~If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
~Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
~If the psychic hotline really was... wouldn't they call you?
~Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?
~Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
~Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
~What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
~Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? (Because smart people know that they don't it all, stupid people don't know that they don't know. , thanks Mery12)
~Why do they call it a "building"? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a "builting"?
~Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
~Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
~They say the grass is greener on the other side, but have you ever flipped it over?
~Why is a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
~If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
~If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
~If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
~Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word? (Because the people who came up words for things love to screw with our brains, have you ever heard of Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? It's the fear of long words, and I swear it's true! They're all sitting in their offices laughing their heads off., lol thanks agan Mery12)
~What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
~How do I sent my laser printer to stun?
I probably sound completly mental, and you most likely think that I should be sent to a mental asylum and be put in a white padded room, but oh well. Schmitty is coming with me.
I WILL ONE DAY TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND RID IT OF BROCCOLI WITH MY ARMY OF SPANKALISCIOUS AZNS(im not racist i swear its just a joke on my ex-ex-ex-ex-friend eddie) ALL HAIL THE ORANGE RECTANGLEZ (SCHMITTY~CORO~UTAH~SQUARED~SLEEPY)
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