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since: 08-21-04, id: 657027, Profile Updated: 09-24-09
country: United Kingdom
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Author has written 28 stories for Dark Tower series, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, Jurassic Park, X-Files, Desperate Housewives, O.C., CSI, Ally McBeal, and Bear In The Big Blue House.

I am an avid fanfiction, story, poem and song writer, I have been writing poems and stories for god knows how long.

Note: Avatar was made by me using Photoshop.

My fave quote so far, (that is not movie related) is written by a member of here (i believe) or thepoetsanctuary.net and it is 'grief rapes the soul.'

I am a female, born on 5th march, and am 19 yrs of age. I live in UK.

I love the following tv shows:
THE OC ALL THE WAY!
Hope and Faith, The X files, CSI, TORCHWOOOOOOD!!Silent Witness, Waking the Dead, Judge John Deed, Most Haunted, Scooby Doo, Frasier, Cold Feet, Dirt, Friends, Desperate Housewives,
The Royal, The Hills, Laguna Beach, Kingdom, Doctor Who, Just Shoot me, Bear in the big blue house, Sex and The City, Melrose Place, America's next Top Model, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the brain, and many more.

I love the following Movies:
Independance Day, Evolution, Scooby Doo 1 & 2, Scream 1,2 and 3, The Black Candle, Van Helsing, Vacancy, The Aviator, Sex and The city, Lady and The Tramp, The Hours, The Jurassic Park trilogy, The Craft, Laws of Attraction, Hannibal,
The Shrink is in, Return to Me, Cat's & Dogs, Cars, Star Wars original trilogy, Cruel Intentions and many many more!

I love the following books:
A Dog Year, It, anything by Val Mcdermid, anything by John Grisham, Honeymoon, anything by James Patterson, Secret Scars, Prozac Nation, The Belljar, any books by Stephen Fry, X Files Books, Star Wars books, Doctor Who Books, Billie Piper Autobiography, David Tennant Biography, The intimate secrets of a london call girl, confessions of a working girl, The journals of Eleanor Druse and Harry Potter :D

I love the following Actors/Actresses:

Carrie Fisher, Harrison Ford, John Barrowman, David Tennant, Billie Piper, Rachel Bilson, Adam Brody, Emma Davies, Peter Ghallagher, Kelly Rowan, Melinda Clark, Julianne Moore, Gillian Anderson. Pierce Brosnan, David Duchovny and Jeff Goldblum.. Yvette Fielding and Karl Beattie rock! Jane Leeves, David Hyde Pierce, Bonnie Hunt! Amy Robbins, Michelle Hardwick, Robert Daws, Hermione Norris, Robert Bathurst, Stephen Fry, Freddie Prinze Jr, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Matthew Lilliard, Linda Cardelini, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, David Schwimmer, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt le Blanc, Jenifer Aniston, James Michael Taylor, Ian Hart (as in the guy who plays Lucy's best friend in Dirt), Tom Ward, Emilia Fox, Michelle Pfeiffer, Elizabeth Perkins, Kelsey Grammar, dude who plays marty in frasier, Peri Gilpin, Kate Beckinsale, David Wenham, Richard Roxburgh, Hugh Jackman.

Ships:

Anna/VanHelsing (Van Helsing)
Kate/Hugh

Amy/David (Vacancy)

Han/Leia (Star Wars)
Carrie/Harrison

Anna/Matthew (ED)
Emma/Matt

Kirsten/Sandy (OC)
Seth/Summer (OC)
Julie/Anyone (OC)
Taylor/Ryan (OC)

Mulder/Scully (X Files)
Doggett/Reyes (X Files)

Niles/Daphne (Frasier)
Roz/Frasier (Frasier)

Monica/Chandler (Friends)
Ross/Rachel (Friends)

Gillian/David

Gordon/Jill (The Royal)

Hook/Draper (Kingdom Hospital)

Harry/Nikki (Silent Witness)

Lynette/Tom (Desperate Housewives)
Bree/Rex (Desperate Housewives)
Mike/Susan (Desperate Housewives)

Anyway if you have any or similar interests, don't hesitate to contact me :)

Enjoy my fics!

A list of stereotypes that should stop. If you think they should stop too, post this onto your profile. And bold the ones you are if you wish:

I can't help pointing out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.

I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I don't CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I don't like THE SUN, so I MUST be an Albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be lesbian.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I dress in UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I got a CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I hang out with a former PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have A BUNCH OF FRIENDS WHO ARE GIRLS, so I MUST be a player.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I have A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I have hair that gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.

I have STRAIGHT 'A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I love MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I spot GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I WATCH (or READ or WRITE) PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I wear A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I wear WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm a FEMALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants and ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay or just want to get into the girl cheerleaders' pants.

I'm a guy who wears TIGHT PANTS, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape and want to get with every single girl I see.

I'm a LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a MALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my penis.

I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs, wear black and date only other punks.

I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and old hag and fly on a broomstick.

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is a murderer.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7 and super sexy.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken, watermelons, kool-aid and believe that Jesus wuz a brotha.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers and talk with a funny accent.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a terrorist.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have aids and be after every straight guy around.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST be mean and worship the devil.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cats.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak and think I'm all knowing.

I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.

I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins and worship Satan.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy and wear socks with sandals.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, white, blonde, blue-eyed, lesbian.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I'm WHITE and have BLACK friends, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

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1. Bear in the Big Blue House: A Trivial Production
A spoof script of this awesome kids' programme. Rated M for mature content, swearing, things that could cause possible offence.
Bear In The Big Blue House - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Updated: 7-9-09 - Published: 7-8-09
2. Bedside Manner
Georgia left billy and quit her job.. but then something happens to make her reconsider everything.. fluff really..
Ally McBeal - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Published: 7-4-06
3. Goodbye my lover reviews
And then I reach the end of the line… end of the road… end of what we were… or what we weren’t….
CSI - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-6-06 - Complete
4. World's Apart » reviews
they were worlds apart... Desperate housewives, Perfection was the substitution for Loneliness. R n R :)
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-4-06 - Published: 2-6-05
5. Scully Doesn't Know reviews
Scully doesn't know that Mulder....
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-24-06 - Scully, D. & Mulder, F. - Complete
6. Rainy Days and Mondays! reviews
Rainy days and monday's always get me down!
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-15-06 - Mulder, F. & Reyes, M. - Complete
7. Taunted » reviews
I thought everything was going to be ok... I thought I'd be fine. Julie, Kirsten and Sandy's POVs. Please R n R! Chapter 2 up!
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-6-05 - Published: 8-24-05 - Kirsten C. & Sandy C.
8. Butterfly Kisses reviews
What if Caleb was the good guy? Slightly AU. 'There's two things I know for sure She was sent here from heaven and she's Daddy's little girl'
O.C. - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-30-05 - Caleb N. & Kirsten C.
9. Addicted
greg is totally addicted to hodges.... a poemsong. Slash GregHodges. Please R n R
CSI - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Published: 8-26-05 - David H. & Greg S.
10. Life's Story reviews
I thought at first, I’d never regret, But now with these thoughts, I’ll never forget.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-9-05
11. Bree A perfect Smile reviews
{Desperate Housewives} What Bree really thinks.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-6-05
12. Rain King Miracles reviews
Just a little fluffy thing i wrote whilst in a stupid mood.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-31-05 - Scully, D. & Mulder, F.
13. Maybe reviews
Maybe i was wrong...DR Romance, my first DR fic, please r n r :)
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-19-04
14. A Christmas Tale reviews
Ok the same ole same ole, mulder spends xmas with scully and her family...MS r
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-17-04
15. A Snowball's Cherish » reviews
A what if fic, what if Emily was still alive? With a little hint of MS R
X-Files - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-16-04 - Published: 12-15-04
16. Justice
If there is any justice in the world...you'd be mine.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Published: 12-10-04
17. Truth
Scully's POV. Set After The Truth. Please R N R!
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Published: 12-8-04
18. A Rusty Mind's Hinge reviews
A poem from the viewers eye about the friendship
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-7-04 - Scully, D. & Mulder, F.
19. Is It Enough? reviews
Is love enough to hold people together?
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-29-04 - Scully, D. & Mulder, F.
20. An Unwanted Wound reviews
Life isnt always easy....(later MSR)
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-29-04 - Mulder, F. & Scully, D.
21. The Lost World The song reviews
a song about what happened in the lost world.. pretty crap.
Jurassic Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-15-04
22. Listen for my burning heart
A little poem about burning hearts.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Published: 10-2-04
23. Wishful Thinking » reviews
ElmerLona romance and angst. Kingdom Hospital Stand alone!
Dark Tower series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-27-04 - Published: 8-24-04
24. Crimson Ride » reviews
Rating for mild swearing. Takes place somewhere in Lost World, slightly AU!
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-27-04
25. A Different Kind » reviews
The hospital is under threat, Kingdom Hospital. please r &r :)
Dark Tower series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-13-04 - Published: 8-26-04
26. No one will ever know reviews
A character reflects on their time.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-7-04
27. Four Corners » reviews
DraperHook ElmerLona romance Kingdom Hospital, Sometimes we need to take time to breathe... R and R, please :)
Dark Tower series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-30-04 - Published: 8-26-04
28. A Simple Life So Complex reviews
HookDraper romance with a hint of weirdness, kingdom Hospital. r & r please :)
Dark Tower series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-26-04
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